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TRAVIS: What a dick.
(laughter)
MATT: It’s all good.
LAURA: That means all of you guys were texting in
your sessions.
TALIESIN: This is true.
LIAM: We’re that good.
(laughter)
MATT: Sam, do you have any words you wanted to say
about our sponsor?
SAM: I do. Here, give this to Matt, he’ll need it.
MATT: Oh no.
SAM: Our partner this week is once again D&D
Beyond, that’s dndbeyond.com. The big news is that
D&D’s newest book, Mordenkainen’s Tome of Foes, is
available for pre-order now on the site. If you
preorder, you’ll get exclusive character portrait
frames, sheet backdrops, and themed colors that you
can use with upcoming character sheet updates! I
don’t know what that means but it sounds awesome.
The $10 off code “beginnings” can be applied to
your preorder. To celebrate, I’m going to
personally be giving away one copy of this book to
either Travis, Liam, or Marisha, but they have to
compete for it. Here’s the rules: I’m going to
give you a race, class, and character description,
just like you can do on D&D Beyond, and all you
guys have to do is come up with the name of that
character. Laura, Taliesin, and Matt will be the
judges. Best out of three wins, all right? You
just have to come up with a name for this
character, ready? A male stout halfling swamp
druid who only wears a diaper made out of kelp and
loves to Wild Shape into manatees. Liam, what is
the name of that character?
LIAM: Twill Pillikins.
SAM: Marisha, what is the name of that character?
MARISHA: Squall Squatlock.
SAM: And Travis?
TRAVIS: Merkin Dullbringer.
SAM: Judges, who wins? Oh, Travis, easy win for
Travis.
MATT: Adding Merkin to a swamp druid was too
easy.
LAURA: It was you, Liam, until he brought up the
Merkin.
SAM: Remember, these characters can all be made on
D&D Beyond. The next one is a male tabaxi bard
with an electric guitar who constantly plays K-pop
songs and has a runny nose. What is his name? Liam O'Brien.
LIAM: Bathtub Stealthcat.
SAM: Marisha Ray. Oh yeah, sorry, three names.
MARISHA: Mollysquawk the J-pop Hadockhop.
SAM: Yep, okay. Travis?
TRAVIS: Pubert Pimplepop.
SAM: Ooh! Judges.
TALIESIN: I got bribed.
SAM: Travis again.
TALIESIN: I’m purchasable, putting that out