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TRAVIS: What a dick. |
(laughter) |
MATT: It’s all good. |
LAURA: That means all of you guys were texting in |
your sessions. |
TALIESIN: This is true. |
LIAM: We’re that good. |
(laughter) |
MATT: Sam, do you have any words you wanted to say |
about our sponsor? |
SAM: I do. Here, give this to Matt, he’ll need it. |
MATT: Oh no. |
SAM: Our partner this week is once again D&D |
Beyond, that’s dndbeyond.com. The big news is that |
D&D’s newest book, Mordenkainen’s Tome of Foes, is |
available for pre-order now on the site. If you |
preorder, you’ll get exclusive character portrait |
frames, sheet backdrops, and themed colors that you |
can use with upcoming character sheet updates! I |
don’t know what that means but it sounds awesome. |
The $10 off code “beginnings” can be applied to |
your preorder. To celebrate, I’m going to |
personally be giving away one copy of this book to |
either Travis, Liam, or Marisha, but they have to |
compete for it. Here’s the rules: I’m going to |
give you a race, class, and character description, |
just like you can do on D&D Beyond, and all you |
guys have to do is come up with the name of that |
character. Laura, Taliesin, and Matt will be the |
judges. Best out of three wins, all right? You |
just have to come up with a name for this |
character, ready? A male stout halfling swamp |
druid who only wears a diaper made out of kelp and |
loves to Wild Shape into manatees. Liam, what is |
the name of that character? |
LIAM: Twill Pillikins. |
SAM: Marisha, what is the name of that character? |
MARISHA: Squall Squatlock. |
SAM: And Travis? |
TRAVIS: Merkin Dullbringer. |
SAM: Judges, who wins? Oh, Travis, easy win for |
Travis. |
MATT: Adding Merkin to a swamp druid was too |
easy. |
LAURA: It was you, Liam, until he brought up the |
Merkin. |
SAM: Remember, these characters can all be made on |
D&D Beyond. The next one is a male tabaxi bard |
with an electric guitar who constantly plays K-pop |
songs and has a runny nose. What is his name? Liam O'Brien. |
LIAM: Bathtub Stealthcat. |
SAM: Marisha Ray. Oh yeah, sorry, three names. |
MARISHA: Mollysquawk the J-pop Hadockhop. |
SAM: Yep, okay. Travis? |
TRAVIS: Pubert Pimplepop. |
SAM: Ooh! Judges. |
TALIESIN: I got bribed. |
SAM: Travis again. |
TALIESIN: I’m purchasable, putting that out |
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