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LAURA: Oh man, this is fun.
MATT: Yeah, thank you guys for sticking around for
a less intense, more character-driven episode,
these early days of figuring each other out and
forming a fellowship. This is fun, I love it.
LIAM: Bunch of assholes.
MATT: I know.
TALIESIN: Bunch of assholes!
LIAM: That’s the name.
MATT: Thank you guys for watching. Thank you
again, Deven, for being an incredible artist, and
an incredible mapmaker for working with me on
that. Her Twitter– I should’ve had this prepared
in advance! You can follow Deven on Twitter
@devenrue, Mistress of Maps. Her work is
incredible. She has a Patreon, which I’m a patron
for, you should be too. It’s her birthday, so say
happy birthday to her.
ALL: Happy Birthday!
MATT: All right, guys, have a wonderful week.
Ashley, come back.
ASHLEY: Hopefully soon, I never know. I’ll try.
LAURA: So glad you were here.
MATT: If anybody from Blindspot is watching right
now, kill off her character. I mean, don’t do
that, but we want her back.
ASHLEY: I don’t think any of them are watching.
MATT: It’s fine. We just miss her a lot. We’ll see
you guys back next week. Much love to you, much
love to you, and is it Thursday yet?
MATT: Hello everyone, and welcome to tonight’s
episode of Critical Role, where a bunch of us
nerdy-ass voice actors sit around and play
Dungeons & Dragons. Some of us are mentally
lagging a little, but that’s okay. It’s been a
long day. Welcome, guys. Before we jump into
tonight’s session, we’re going to do some quick
announcements. First and foremost, thank you to
our returning sponsor and partner at the start of
this campaign, and for the foreseeable, amorphous
future of which they wish to come along with us on
this journey, D&D Beyond. They’ve been awesome and
I actually just learned today of a really helpful
functionality that I probably should have known
about, where you can create your own campaign in
there and then send out a link to all your players
and their characters get added to your campaign.
Now I have access to all of your character sheets
at all times, which alleviates me having to text
you all, “What’s your maximum hit points now?” and
all that shit.
LAURA: Did you just have them? Or do we need to
send you our characters?
MATT: Well no, I sent out the link earlier today
and you’re one of the only ones who hasn’t
responded yet, but you will, later, that’s okay.
LAURA: I didn’t see it, I was recording.
MATT: That’s okay, so were we.
(laughter)
LAURA: I didn’t look at my phone.