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MATT: I was supposed to see the art today! I can’t
wait! Anyway, enough of that. Of course, our
fantastic 826LA and the 826 group that does
fantastic after-school programs for kids to get
into creative writing. Check it out if you haven’t
already, and if you can’t give to help out with
this charity, you can donate your time as well to
help teach some of these kids and help expand
their imaginations, so check it out. They’re
awesome people and we continue to support and push
them forward. Any new appearances you want to
announce? Or just rinse and repeat the ones– if
you want to know what conventions we’re going to
be at in the near future, watch last week’s
episode. Otherwise it gets monotonous for us.
Anyway, any other announcements that I’ve missed?
SAM: Apparently my breath stinks, so if anyone has
any gum, I’ll take it.
MATT: Send your gum to Geek & Sundry.
TALIESIN: Don’t send your gum.
LAURA: I have something. The Shadow of War
expansion pack, The Blade of Galadriel, came out
and you can play and be me, so get it and play.
SAM: Just you, Laura Bailey?
LAURA: Yeah, basically just me, running around
Mordor.
LIAM: Donut hole! Donut hole! Donut
hole!
TRAVIS: You’ve got a ring of power and shit.
LAURA: Yeah, so check it out.
LIAM: She has a ring of power?
LAURA: Shut up! What? No. What?
MATT: On that note, let’s go ahead and dive in to
tonight’s episode of Critical Role.
(cast singing)
[click, TV static]
[groovy Critical Role theme]
MATT: And welcome back.
LAURA: He just tunes it out now.
MATT: I have to.
LIAM: Except when he doesn’t.
MATT: Except when I don’t, which makes it a
challenge for you guys, which does not help me.
Anyway, last we left off, the group of adventurers
whose fates are slowly entwining found themselves
meeting in the city of Trostenwald on the southern
reaches of the Dwendalian Empire on the continent
of Wildemount. Through a mishap in a circus
passing through town, you began to give chase to
the investigation that has caught you up in this legal
issue and you found yourselves locked under house
arrest and being considered possible murderers.
You sought the answer to this endeavor, you found
the devil toad, or the nergaliid, as you
discovered, was responsible. You hunted it down,
slew it, brought its head back, and after arguing
with a very tired and wanting to get it over with
lawmaster in Trostenwald, managed to convince her
enough to let you off the hook and leave most of
the standing legal issues with Gustav, thus
disbanding the circus and setting you and Yasha