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LIAM: Out of game.
MATT: You see him slowly pocketing this crossbow.
ASHLEY: No, no, no. Little girl.
SAM: I’m just a little girl.
ASHLEY: Give me your other weapon.
SAM: This is a toy for little children. All right,
here. I’m sorry.
LAURA: Are you keeping track of what goes with
what person? Because it’s a lot.
TALIESIN: She’s very good at this.
ASHLEY: I’m very good.
LIAM: I just drag Nott five feet over. That is two
strikes against you. I think we should really just
sort of enjoy the show tonight.
SAM: All right. But what if someone attacks us?
LIAM: Well, I’ll handle that for you, okay?
SAM: All right.
MARISHA: Also, little girls don’t tend to tell
people they’re little girls.
SAM: This is my first time.
(laughter)
LIAM: When someone is a goblin in the middle of a
town where people hate goblins–
LAURA: Stop saying the word 'goblin’. People are
going to hear you.
SAM: I mean, she’s kind of right.
(laughter)
LIAM: Technically, I dragged her away, but you
know, D&D is funny with what is known and not.
TALIESIN: I heard you over the earring.
ALL: Aww.
LIAM: RIP.
ASHLEY: Wait, I didn’t get your weapon.
TRAVIS: Hah.
ASHLEY: Do you want to stare at me all day, or do
you want to give me the weapon so you can go watch
the show?
TRAVIS: That’s an interesting choice.
ASHLEY: It’s not really a choice.
TRAVIS: Sure.
MATT: What do you pull out?
TRAVIS: My falchion.
SAM: Your what?
MATT: A falchion, a large, curved sword, emerges
from a sheath on his back.
SAM: What is that?
ALL: It’s a large, curved sword.
(laughter)
ASHLEY: I twist it around a little. Play with it.
This is nice.
TALIESIN: Very nice.
ASHLEY: I like it.
SAM: It’s a falchion!
LAURA: You’re going to hang out with us the whole
night?