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glancing back and looking in surprise at this
strange creature giving off this–
SAM: Does it die?
MATT: No. However, it now, after taking a few hits
nearby, its red eyes– or at least one red eye
slips over to look in your direction. That’s as
much of an effect.
SAM: Fuck!
(laughter)
MATT: Do you want to move, or are you going to
stay there?
SAM: Yes, I’m going to move, and I’m going to dash
behind somebody in the crowd, some weak-looking
individual.
MATT: Okay. You can get behind there. Okay. All
right, that ends your turn?
LIAM: That’s our M.O., baby!
MATT: Beau, you’re up.
MARISHA: Oh shit, okay. To RP my tragic one on the
first fucking battle a little bit, I’ll turn to
everybody and go, guys, no, it’s part of the show.
Molly said that people die. She was just a claque.
Okay. And then I run and I’m going to tackle the
zombie guy. Can I see if I can grapple him?
MATT: You can certainly, on the first attack. Go
for it. Make an athletics check.
MARISHA: Just straight athletics. Oh god. Do I
keep that? It’s not good.
(laughter)
MARISHA: Seven.
MATT: 17. You attempt with your first strike, and
the creature just breaks away. Its strength is far
more than you imagined it would be from what was
originally an elderly-looking frame.
MARISHA: I go, oh, fuck that. I don’t know if
that’s true, and I’m going to do a flurry of blows
and do two, pop-pop. That’s unarmed, right?
Pop-pop.
MATT: That is correct.
MARISHA: I do two, right?
MATT: Yes, if you’re using your ki point to do
that, yes.
MARISHA: Yes, I am. So first one, it’s plus six?
Okay. First one is 19. No, 20. First one is 20
total, and then the second one is 15 total.
MATT: Both hit. Roll damage for each.
MARISHA: Okay. Not great.
SAM: What are those dice?
MARISHA: They’re d4s, they’re just fancy d4s.
Yeah. That is four, eight, 11 points of damage.
MATT: Between both? Great. So after the grapple
fails and it pushes you away, you go ahead and
pull back and then leap, kick it in the chest and
then uppercut it in the chin.
MARISHA: Yeah, that’s cool.
MATT: Looks back towards you. So that would be
putting you up base-to-base with it there. All
righty. Ending your turn? Okay, at that point, the
crowd is now screaming and begins to swell and
push in this direction. These folks all begin to
run back and around this way. This crowd begins to