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across the side of his exposed chest, causing a
little bit of blood to spill out, and as it does,
he pulls the blade out, and you watch as the edge,
suddenly, ice crystals begin to build on the outside
of the blade.
TALIESIN: And I’m taking a shot at the creature.
SAM: Taking a shot?
TALIESIN: Taking a slice.
LAURA: Taking a stab.
SAM: But with bullets.
TALIESIN: That’s 21 to hit.
MATT: That hits.
TALIESIN: That’s not bad. That’s eight points of
damage and one point of ice damage.
MATT: Okay, so nine points of damage on the first
strike.
TALIESIN: No, that was my bonus.
MATT: That was your bonus, that’s all you’ve got.
Okay. So one strike, you cut across, and you watch
as you cut this wide wound open, exposing the
fleshy organs’ interior, but they’re frozen where
the wound cut through, and it’s still holding it
together. It’s looking like it’s starting to hurt
a bit and fall apart slightly.
SAM: This is the bigger monster?
MARISHA: So it’s the one I’m fighting?
MATT: Yes. So that ends your turn, Molly? Brings
us to the top. So Jester, sorry, back to you.
LAURA: Oh, now I’m worried. I’m worried about
the undead. I don’t know. Well, I don’t think I
would know this, so it’s okay. I’m going to say to
the air and say, dude, are you here, because this
is like the coolest shit we’ve ever seen! And then I’m
going to cast Toll the Dead on the first zombie
creature guy. And there’s a bell that tolls.
MATT: Toll the Dead.
MARISHA: Oh, that’s fucking rad, dude.
LAURA: He has to make a wisdom saving throw or
take 1d12 necrotic damage.
MATT: Natural one. Go ahead and roll a d12.
LAURA: Oh, three. That’s lame.
MATT: Three points of necrotic damage. So as this
deep temple bell rings out in the air above, you
watch as this creature who has turned and is
beginning to just whale upon the surrounding
allies that are curling at its sides, it seems to
retract from the sound and cover its ears briefly
before angrily lashing out.
LAURA: And I made that sound like it was coming
from my duplicate, and my duplicate’s going to run
back a little bit and stand next to the pole.
Yeah.
MATT: Cool. Is that your turn? All right. The
standing creature that’s now been sliced,
bludgeoned, and wounded by all three of you, is
going to go ahead and make two strikes at– roll
randomly to see who it goes for. That’s going to
be at Beauregard. It swings at you twice, both
with its giant massive clawed fists, just striking
out towards you. First one is 17 to hit?
MARISHA: My armor class is 17.