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I would like to rage. |
(cheering) |
ASHLEY: I’m going to workshop it, I’ll make |
something later. For now, it’s a placeholder. |
Okay, I would like to rage, and reckless attack? |
MATT: Yeah, you can reckless attack any of your |
attacks. |
SAM: Is that something you can do right away? That |
sounds like a later thing. |
ASHLEY: Is that something you do later? Okay. I |
didn’t get a practice shot at this. Okay. So I |
just roll. |
MATT: You roll at advantage. |
ASHLEY: I don’t know how to play D&D anymore! I |
just forgot how to do it. |
LAURA: Okay, but roll again, you have advantage. |
ASHLEY: Oh, reckless. Okay. 17? |
MATT: That hits. Go ahead and roll damage. |
ASHLEY: I take out my beautiful greatsword. |
MATT: Freshly purchased. In fact, this is the |
first time it’s seen battle. |
ASHLEY: It is the first time it’s seen battle. |
SAM: Google reported a weird influx of 'falchion’ |
searches. |
(laughter) |
ASHLEY: 13. |
MATT: On the one that’s already been damaged? |
ASHLEY: Yeah. The first guy. |
MATT: Yeah, all right. |
ASHLEY: Get the fuck out of my tent! |
(laughter) |
MATT: Yeah, no, it does not make the save– it |
rolled– yeah. So as you come down with your blade |
and carve through its body, you watch as it curls |
back, trying to reform and hold itself, but your |
blow was too strong, and its zombie-ish form |
cannot maintain a cohesive hold on its form, and |
you watch as it just crumbles to the ground, no |
longer moving. |
(cheering) |
SAM: Yasha! |
ASHLEY: Okay, okay, okay. |
MATT: Okay, that ends your turn. As you’re there, |
growling animalistically towards the creature. |
ASHLEY: Ooh, that feels fun. |
MATT: You have about five more feet of movement, |
if you wanted to move. |
ASHLEY: Okay, so I’m going to go a little bit |
closer to– wait, how many more are left? Just |
the other one? Yeah, so I’ll get ready for the |
other one. So a little bit closer to it. |
MATT: All right. That ends your turn, Yasha. |
Fjord, you’re up. |
TRAVIS: Shit. I’ll turn and head towards |
other tree-zombie fuck. I would like to use my |
bonus action to cast Hex on it. |
MATT: Okay. So you watch as Fjord lumbers towards |
it, his large, armored half-orc form holding the |
blade in his hand. Puts his hand out, and the |
shadows suddenly swirl and gather around this |
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