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LAURA: Because I think if you have sticky fingers
for sticks and rocks, I don’t think that will get
you in trouble.
SAM: True. But they were like people’s canes and
things.
(laughter)
SAM: I mean I call them sticks because I don’t
need them. But I suppose they really needed them.
LAURA: Yeah, that makes sense.
TALIESIN: There’s only one way to find out.
MARISHA: Wait, I’m sorry. I think I need
clarification. If sticks mean things like valuable
canes, what do rocks mean to you?
SAM: You know those rocks that humans wear on
their fingers and around their necks and stuff.
They’re really nice rocks.
LIAM: We don’t have many of those at the moment.
TRAVIS: Would it be fair to say that the more
someone desires something, the more you’re
interest increases?
SAM: Oh I don’t care about the people who have
them. I just like pretty things. Toys, anything
really.
LAURA: I’ll keep an eye out for things that you
would like.
SAM: Okay! Can you help with that?
LAURA: I can if you want me to. Or I can point it
out.
MARISHA: Is it the joy of taking the things or do
you just like gifts?
SAM: No, it’s the collecting.
LIAM: It’s like a nervous tick a little bit.
TRAVIS: Are you good at it? Do you get caught very
often?
SAM: Well, would you like a demonstration?
LAURA: Yes!
TRAVIS: Now, Jester, if I may, we are already in a
little bit of a pickle.
LAURA: Steal something from me! Do you want me to
close my eyes?
SAM: Sure! That’ll make it really easy. Are they
closed?
LAURA: Yeah.
SAM: All right. Out of practice here. I’m going to
do a shot. Crack my knuckles.
LAURA: Just don’t take the thing on my waist,
because he’ll be pissed.
SAM: He’ll be pissed? What?
LAURA: Yeah.
SAM: He?
LAURA: Yeah.
SAM: What’s on your waist?
TALIESIN: I’m looking at her waist. What’s on her
waist?
MATT: What’s on your waist?
LAURA: My symbol to the Traveler.
SAM: Oh. All right, I’ll go to her left buttcheek
pocket and fish around.
LAURA: I’m in a dress. I don’t have a pocket on my
buttcheek. But you can try.