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SAM: What pockets do you have?
LAURA: I would have pockets on the front of my
dress, and maybe a little pouch on my hip.
SAM: I’ll do the hip pocket.
MATT: All right, make a sleight of hand check.
SAM: Three.
(laughter)
MATT: You close your eyes and feel a tug and a
shake–
SAM: Plus eight.
MATT: What’s your passive perception?
TALIESIN: I’m going to guess ten.
LAURA: No, it’s 13.
MATT: So, yeah, you totally feel–
LAURA: You’re doing great!
SAM: This is not how it usually works! The person
is not really expecting it. This is embarrassing,
really. I have the one skill and I failed at it.
LAURA: It’s okay, you can keep practicing.
LIAM: There is that one magic trick that you’re
able to do. Would you like to show them the magic
trick that you can do? I pull out a small red clay
ceramic bowl. Then I pull out a copper piece.
Here, you know the trick, right?
SAM: Yes, I know the trick. Takes a little bit of
time, doesn’t it?
LIAM: You’re good.
SAM: Okay. (clears throat) I do know one piece of
magic. Feast your eyes–
TRAVIS: I take one step back.
on the sacred money pot of school.
If you place a copper piece into this pot
and say the magic words–
what’s the magic word again?
LIAM: Fibulous.
SAM: Fibulous! It will turn into a silver piece.
LAURA: Should I say it?
TALIESIN: I want to hear you say it, anyway.
SAM: Only I can say it.
(laughter)
SAM: For everyone has their own magic word, and it
won’t work with you.
(vocalizing, trills)
By the ancient order of the school, fibulous!
LIAM: That is a silver coin right there.
LAURA: Oh my gosh. Wait a minute. Does this mean
the silver I won from you was actually copper?
SAM: No, it only works up.
LAURA: Great! Thanks for the silver.
SAM: Well, no, we weren’t giving you the silver
piece just showing you a bit of magic. This pot is
actually quite powerful. It can do that once a
day, so if you’d like to purchase it.
LAURA: Can you turn this into a gold piece?
SAM: Well, it only works once a day.
LAURA: Well, tomorrow can you make it gold?