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SAM: I think it only does the copper to silver?
LIAM: The magic is not that strong.
SAM: Yes, it’s a mild magic pot. But if you’d like
to purchase it from us, we can sell it to you for
five gold.
LAURA: Five gold for one silver a day? That
doesn’t add up.
TRAVIS: By the end of the week you made your money
back.
LAURA: No.
SAM: At discount for friends, three gold.
LAURA: Three gold.
SAM: And for that, we’ll teach you your own magic
word.
LAURA: That’s pretty good.
TALIESIN: That’s 40 days.
LAURA: 40 days?
SAM: You can do it once a day forever, you have it
for the rest of your life.
LAURA: Yeah, but I have lots of money. I don’t
need it.
SAM: But this is free money, that you don’t have
to work for.
LIAM: Also, you know, they basically helped us out
today. You can do it for one, for them.
SAM: All right, one gold.
LAURA: One gold. That’s a really good deal. Did
you hear how much he gave me a deal? Okay!
MATT: Do you give him the gold?
LAURA: Yes, I’ll give him the gold. Hold on, let
me make sure I have it. Where’s my–?
TALIESIN: It’s the second button.
LAURA: Oh, currency! Gold. Okay, one down.
MARISHA: Do I notice anything shifty about that,
while we were looking at his hands?
MATT: Perception check.
LAURA: What’s my magic word?
LIAM: It can be whatever you want it to be. You
have to agree upon it and you have to focus on
that word for one full day while you are in
possession of the pot.
MARISHA: 21.
MATT: You watch that copper piece become silver,
magically.
LAURA: How about skinky doodie?
LIAM: Skinky doodie, that is unique. I’m sure no
one else has possession of that arcane power word.
I could consider it yours if you focused on it all
day tomorrow. But you really have to focus.
LAURA: Okay, I will. Super a lot of focus. Skinky
doodie. Thank you for this.
SAM: It’s a pleasure doing business with you. Does
that answer your question? I’ve got some for you.
MARISHA: You have questions for me?
SAM: Yeah! How does someone like you – you’re
human right?
MARISHA: Yeah, I am.
SAM: How do you come by learning Halfling?
MARISHA: My parents were in the winery business.
The wine making business. And halflings really