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AUNT PETUNIA: Marge! How lovely to see… |
HARRY: Uncle Vernon. I need you to sign this form. |
UNCLE VERNON: What is it? |
HARRY: Nothing. School stuff |
UNCLE VERNON: Later perhaps. If you behave. |
HARRY: I will if she does. |
AUNT MARGE: You still here, are you? |
HARRY: Yes. |
AUNT MARGE: Don't say 'yes' in that ungrateful way. |
AUNT MARGE: Damn good of my brother to keep you. |
AUNT MARGE: He'd have been straight to an orphanage if he'd been dumped on my doorstep. |
AUNT MARGE: Is that my Dudders? |
AUNT MARGE: Is that my little neffy-pooh? |
AUNT MARGE: Give us a kiss. Come on. Up, up. |
UNCLE VERNON: Take Marge's suitcase upstairs. |
HARRY: Okay. |
AUNT MARGE: Finish that off for Mommy. |
AUNT MARGE: Good boy, Rippy-pooh. |
UNCLE VERNON: Can I tempt you, Marge? |
AUNT MARGE: Just a small one. |
AUNT MARGE: Excellent nosh, Petunia. |
AUNT MARGE: A bit more. |
AUNT MARGE: Usually just a fry-up for me, what with 12 dogs. |
AUNT MARGE: Just a bit more. That's a boy. |
AUNT MARGE: You wanna try a little drop of brandy? |
AUNT MARGE: A little drop of brandy-brandy windy-wandy for Rippy-pippy-pooh? |
AUNT MARGE: What are you smirking at? |
AUNT MARGE: Where did you send the boy, Vernon? |
UNCLE VERNON: St. Brutus'. It's a fine institution for hopeless cases. |
AUNT MARGE: Do they use a cane at St. Brutus', boy? |
HARRY: Oh, yeah. |
HARRY: Yeah. I've been beaten loads of times. |
AUNT MARGE: Excellent. I won't have this namby-pamby...wishy-washy nonsense about not beating people who deserve it. |
AUNT MARGE: You mustn't blame yourself about how this one turned out. |
AUNT MARGE: It's all to do with blood. |
AUNT MARGE: Bad blood will out. |
AUNT MARGE: What is it the boy's father did, Petunia? |
AUNT PETUNIA: Nothing. He didn't work. |
AUNT PETUNIA: He was unemployed. |
AUNT MARGE: And a drunk too, no doubt? |
HARRY: That's a lie. |
AUNT MARGE: What did you say? |
HARRY: My dad wasn't a drunk. |
AUNT MARGE: Don't worry. Don't fuss, Petunia. |
AUNT MARGE: I have a very firm grip. |
UNCLE VERNON: I think it's time you went to bed. |
AUNT MARGE: Quiet, Vernon. You, clean it up. |
AUNT MARGE: Actually, it's nothing to do with the father. |
AUNT MARGE: It's all to do with the mother. |
AUNT MARGE: You see it all the time with dogs. |
AUNT MARGE: If something's wrong with the bitch, then something's wrong with the pup. |
HARRY: Shut up! Shut up! |
AUNT MARGE: Right. |
AUNT MARGE: Let me tell you... |
AUNT MARGE: Vernon! Vernon! Vernon, do something! |
UNCLE VERNON: Stop! |
UNCLE VERNON: I've got you, Marge. I've got you. |
UNCLE VERNON: Hold on, hold on. |
UNCLE VERNON: Get off. |
AUNT MARGE: Don't you dare! |
UNCLE VERNON: Sorry. |
AUNT PETUNIA: Oh, Vernon. |
UNCLE VERNON: Oh, God. Marge! |
UNCLE VERNON: Please! Marge! Come back! |
UNCLE VERNON: You bring her back! |
UNCLE VERNON: You bring her back now. |
UNCLE VERNON: You put her right! |
HARRY: No. She deserved what she got. |
HARRY: Keep away from me. |
UNCLE VERNON: You can't do magic outside school. |
HARRY: Yeah? Try me. |
UNCLE VERNON: They won't let you back now. |
UNCLE VERNON: You've nowhere to go. |
HARRY: I don't care. |
HARRY: Anywhere is better than here. |
STAN SHUNPIKE: Welcome to the Knight Bus...emergency transport for the stranded witch or wizard. |
" |
STAN SHUNPIKE": " |
My name is Stan Shunpike, and I will be your conductor for this evening." |
STAN SHUNPIKE: What you doing down there? |
HARRY: I fell over. |
STAN SHUNPIKE: What you fall over for? |
HARRY: I didn't do it on purpose. |
STAN SHUNPIKE: Well, come on, then. |
STAN SHUNPIKE: Let's not wait for the grass to grow. |
STAN SHUNPIKE: What you looking at? |
HARRY: Nothing. |
STAN SHUNPIKE: Well, come on, then. In. |
STAN SHUNPIKE: No, no, no. I'll get this. |
STAN SHUNPIKE: You get in. |
STAN SHUNPIKE: Come on. Come on. Move on, move on. |
STAN SHUNPIKE: Take her away, Ern. |
SHRUNKEN HEAD: Yeah, take it away, Ernie. |
SHRUNKEN HEAD: It's going to be a bumpy ride. |
STAN SHUNPIKE: What did you say your name was? |
HARRY: I didn't. |
STAN SHUNPIKE: Where abouts are you headed? |
HARRY: he Leaky Cauldron. That's in London. |
STAN SHUNPIKE: "You hear that? ""The Leaky Cauldron. That's in London.""" |
SHRUNKEN HEAD: The Leaky Cauldron. |
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