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@bethxfrosting ill believe it when I see it \ud83d\ude09 |
You must like talking to her more than me too. FUCKING COOL. |
I'm all bloated and have a huge head ache, hopefully being with the Kids tonight will help me out. |
Just received the statistic syllabus via email... it is getting closer and closer to having to face reality. #endofbreak |
Well, I was hungry until I saw @_jameykelley... Lost my appetite. \ud83d\ude37\ud83d\ude45 |
@kaitlyndanielss @jackiemillla I'm inferring but I'm not getting anywhere |
Just pissed myself bc my mom came into my room with a container telling Dorothy and I to go in the bathroom bc she was drug testing us |
I always regret the decisions I make #isthatbad? |
I really want to feel good. \ud83d\ude2d |
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD |
Who's seeing the purge with me?! \ud83d\ude1c Seriously tho |
Well I stayed after and I'm in mrs hoekemas room.... She's not even here... |
In on a rampage |
I need to vacuum. \nI wish the vacuum wasn't huge, clunky, and didn't weigh 500 pounds. |
I love practices in the rain |
Went to my office and cleaned off my desk. It wasn't sad at all. I'm very content with life right now. |
@Pppaayyddeennn maybe I can go ;) |
Fun |
Sometimes letting it all out just isn't an option |
If any one thought I ever looked like shit before they're in for it when they see me today. Lmao |
Oh humanity, I hate you. |
Everybody put up your hands, say I don't wanna be in love, I don't wanna be in loooove. |
I never knew people could be attracted to fruits \ud83c\udf4a |
#InElementarySchool I fell in love with @DKauf13. <3 |
If I could not feel sick for 5 seconds, that'd be great. |
Now your just somebody that I used to know... \ud83c\udfb6\ud83c\udfb6 |
#CATFISH Ebony: \What did u expect to get from this?!\" Rob: \"That dick!\"" |
Only chem student in Wyoming Area history who got a negative percentage on a test #holla |
@marissamorris0n has the best tweets\ud83d\udc4cidek |
Duck calls \ud83d\udc4c |
#RIPShain -- That last episode was so beautiful! Makes ya think... |
@M40A3Motivation the Internet is a weird place. |
This is really bothering me |
Wind 0.0 mph W. Barometer 1004.7 mb, Rising. Temperature 28.8 F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 47% |
@BenLoje22 @NickHardy7 dude that is frikin crazy |
It's just science |
Searching for the meaning? You'll find it next to me. |
Like seriously. I thought we were over it. |
House is clean, dinner in the crockpot & it's almost time for the kids nap. Productive day! |
Too bad it isn't fall |
@bigern25 @BrettGriffith33 soooo bumpin dude it was legit af lol i wish we could do it all over again. |
Let's go cowboys |
I'm going to bed. |
I would do unspeakable things for a massage right now. |
Half day. I will be sleeping all day |
You say its going to go back how it use to be. Or your going to try harder... #yousuckattrying #juststoplyingtome |
He's so awesome |
@sinekasmoot1 trashy fuckers!!! |
My mom: wait u actually got invited to something? |
love how me and @IanLavs have a half an hour snapchat convo before bed time |
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Months of hard work all comes down to today #herewego #deca |
@brookied2013 chin up \u263a |
@krist3n_maria has a serious staring problem |
@carlyypalmer I'm going to miss you too :( |
.@AnthonyCumia your pool problem is that you underestimated how much velociraptors drink on a daily basis. #ToyStory4 |
@lindsymarii @ldubs23 in glad #success |
IU better win or i'll be pissed |
Did u know matt carpentars dad grew up on franklin Ohio and is a hall of fame baseball coach in texas |
@jessicastanley5 @horstman98 @meganmcclaskey Casey would! |
@TaylorZRadio hope he doesn't try to call a timeout. |
reading Liz's tweets are about to make me cry, not even kidding. I'm here for you babe, can't even imagine what you're going through. |
I hate working with drug addicts when they get \all philosophical\" and question if I am real or imaginary." |
@TruuGoods @allhailasap I do not |
Desperado me the fuck out |
Hate when people do that. I'm like freaking out now |
I'm gonna go ahead and call bullshit |
Twitter app isn't working. I might die in the next 20 minutes. |
You are one of a kind <3 |
@Boofybuckets_10 dont you play the bears the last week? if you beat the steelers then played the bears for the division it would be badass! |
@meatwagon22 yeah no kidding, I tend to just stay off YouTube for a few days when they roll around. Not like I can't see it for myself |
@DatNinjaFloyed on my deck. where are you? \ud83d\ude01 |
...Never wanting to leave his nice warm warms...#smh #boytoy |
So scared of the dark not even joking |
'Christmas is always on a Thursday. It's like Thanksgiving.' -kristi #nicetry |
@TaylorAleman i think so too. Thought about retweeting that. But i just thought. ;) |
If you talk shit to anyone on Christmas... Fuck you \ud83c\udf84\ud83c\udf81 |
#tweetaboutyourselfandbehonest A wall had more definition than me until one night boobs appeared sophomore year. |
I will try out for the Voice next year. I will. \u270c\ud83c\udfa4 |
I have a frozen pizza and no one to share it with. Tragic. |
I didn't know wearing a camo hat to school was such a crime. |
Im still up. Damn |
If I could own all the snap backs, socks, and shoes I wanted then life would be just fine and dandy! \ud83d\udc4c |
7 days! #cmon #teamcloudblack |
After 4 years of not eating a mcdonalds cheeseburger, I finally gave in.\ud83d\ude48 |
Seeing @EHawkss tonight>>> omg missed you |
I just want someone to cheer me up \ud83d\ude1e #NooneHasLately #please |
@IAmJericho How Are You Doing ? |
Well the only classes that I could sleep through are labs so that sucks considering I can't miss them |
@SchmalzLuke @ItsFoodPorn ill bring you halloween candy tmr??? \ud83d\ude09 |
@peoplemag way to go Ben and Argo OSCAR will be sorry the eggs on their face!!!! |
@kendellll_ sry |
Our dorm is seriously hotter now than when it was 90\u00b0 out for a week. |
:) |
I wanna go to a haunted house this year. |
I just want too feel wanted. |
It's funny how someone else's success brings pain. When you no longer involved, that person has it all. And you just stuck standing there. |
@ch4rl0ttie pictures of 1D online and there was that one photo of Harry with his legs open from that one photo shoot and I was like \Ew, nO\"" |
Brandon has me dying \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 |
I'd like to thank Karlie Kennedy for helping me just now. thank you |
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