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@SasseroleStJohn idk why I let you use of my social media. |
@BeauReshel I wouldn't have it any other way |
How do you say \I need a life\" in French?" |
I'm ready for things to just get better.. It has to get better .... Right? |
Definitely marrying someone from the south\ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\ude0d |
#confessyourunpopularopinion no one really gives a shit. \ud83d\udc4c |
Instead of doing things I should be doing I'm gonna spend my night watching American idol auditions. All 54 of them. Lol |
@aj_hoyt @feliciakrysteen actually I thought it was red because of A state.. |
You can't buy happiness but you can buy cupcakes and that's basically the same thing |
Once again irritated with how lightly people take marriage. You should actually know the person you are spending your life with. |
To go to ulta while I'm waiting for my family or not... Decisions decisions |
Suck it up, cupcake. |
GuyZ I think the cookie made me sick |
The wound heals but it never does , it's because you're at war with love . \u2764 |
NHL network marry me \ud83d\udc8d |
@Christina4422 you're rude. |
apple pie with cool whip hits the spot |
Home from a long day of shaping small pieces of metal. now I prepare to answer silly questions for beer money. #tuesdays |
Durant took more shots tonight then I do with my player on NBA 2k13 in a game |
Hey don't look now, but the Jaguars are winning! Wth....lol |
@ashanne4 creeeeeeeeeeeeeps! It just freaks me out |
I ran over a curb and it reminded me of that time when @riahkins hit one going like 80 and almost killed us. |
@ilikeapplejacks next semester I got the schedule |
@HaleyBaby96 YAY :) good |
@tcmurphy10 when and where! |
My phone only works in wifi and I can receive text messages but not send them! \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude21 #wtf #whyyy |
@aseandrews down the hall baby straight up the stairs omg stop my fav song by him \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\udc95 |
I believe you are going to be the best thing that has ever happened to me. \ud83d\ude0a |
Sarah fuck off |
That was the best video I've ever seen |
@mgbradley97 no prob |
Don't tell me how to live my life. |
Just checked in the cashier from Brennan's #casual |
I won't drink chocolate milk unless its mixed with white milk. |
Snuggled in bed with my heated blanket , my pumpkin candles lit and I have no homework , this is my kind of night \ud83d\ude0a |
It must be let's ignore Emilie day or something |
I'm probably the shittiest girlfriend in the world #isuck #ohwell |
We are all 3D objects |
I am an idiot. |
My sister is ratchet. |
Pretty sure I'm ready for a Mac... |
@caleigh_rosee had that last night and it's perf |
This is awko |
\@KaytlynNicole5: Let your love for God change the world, but never let the world change your love for God.\" Best thing you've ever said" |
Ummm why did a sex toy distributor just favorite my tweet..? |
I get mad way to easy |
@mitchell_stout how about you stop being a dick |
@kidlicious98 please play next year tho, we gon need a qb |
Am I dreaming |
You get the exact same tattoo as on pinterest you are dumb #unoriginal |
Quite the spectacle seeing Bryan Cranston going from the crazy dad on Malcolm and the middle to Heisenberg. |
@XNightCreature #YesYesYes it is |
@jrstokes79 I'm for real fine just realizing a lot |
@hitlersposse @luna_writingsin @Ash_Costello daisy the sour cream lmao |
@tanealmariee Juliana whole family thinks you are , lol grow up , |
my grandma sent me a letter in an envelope filled with glitter. I would rather have had it filled with anthrax. |
Forsure leaving class early for this game. |
I wish I could have been a mobster back in the day |
Reading 20 of the 51 killed in OK twister are kids, makes me sick to my fucking stomach. |
I used to be a drama seeker. @TaylorrStand |
I'm tired, so let me be broken |
Attention whore. |
I feel awful! \ud83d\udc4e\ud83d\ude22 |
I don't see how schools can do 2 hour delays like it fucks up the schedule and shitNo like our school doesn't have them either school or nah |
Uindy time tonight. |
@caitlinhopkins4 you're welcome! :) |
so many people from Medford go to bridgewater this year. |
woke up to chik-fil-a, thanks mom |
Kms |
My girlfriend is the only reason I stay in this bullshit state |
I cannot tell you how much I LOVE this weather! |
You were the sloppiest cheerleader on the whole team #stfu |
@timlannon11 tanning with 6 dudes? What a homo |
@William_Saints Estas son ojeras de panda y no mamadas, :3 |
I miss you, even tho you were a complete dick to me. This doesn't make sense. |
Blowing out someone's candle doesn't make yours shine any brighter. |
All I want for Christmas is for my freaking grades to be posted! |
@JadynPineda sorry |
Sydney is so wasted right now \ud83d\ude02 #z00t3d |
@MommyLovesWine Zip it up and put it in the back seat. |
I'm lonely |
@atmay25 @Alexx_Renea_ we both have Shultz ... she sucks butt |
Watching the first @HarryPotterFilm with my favorite man in the world \ud83d\ude00 |
I just really want black vans |
The fact that I'll barely be in school for the next month is pretty sweet #seniorperks |
@alinnejmd there's no request by you |
I could be on the show naked and afraid |
#NotreDame is playing incredible defense. #sarcastictweet |
Little giants \ud83c\udfc8 |
@Kid_CoDy23 I'm sorry :( forgive me.... |
Been there, done that by Luke Bryan is such a perfect song. |
Never been so happy to find something |
God wouldn't put you through it if he knew you couldn't handle it |
@GoddessDeanna I'm just wondering goddess. Do you have an amazon wish list. I enjoy your tweets and photos let alone your clips4sale.. |
@EvansTwatter yay!!! We are going to red lobster and a movie we think \ud83d\ude1d |
Oreo will be the branding story of the game. |
@x0_kw that's why she never brought me a souvenir back. |
Do you know who I am? |
@EJ_Hauger :( if only you were here |
@uhhSergio can you not |
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