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@mattnekic same, I'm working 30+ hours a week. I practically live at DQ. |
trying to scheme |
Drawing nipples on our ribs because #finalsweek |
Must be nice to get financial aid from the state, so you just blow off your college education. |
I'm afraid to get my paycheck since I skipped work Tuesday. \ud83d\ude48 |
How quick things change |
@CJChristianson2 what up bud!!! |
My pandora is spot on tonight. RHCP, sublime, blink and everything else awesome |
Merry Christmas Sarah @mattylewis9 |
School went by 100x faster today.... |
Catching Fire was almost perfect. I cried 7 times. |
Lets get it |
@Baby_Quinsicle we'll you'll be dead so I don't know how you'd get me |
@Arianaxz Monday |
Someone come over and make me food |
@Jhensley_25 hahahaha I want j\u00e4ger |
Remember when people thought the giants defensive line was going to be good... |
I look too cute right now , #feelinmyself |
#ireallydislike you and ur personality #fuckyouuuu |
that was my afternoon rant |
What if I have a disease and I have to get my ear cut off #shiiiiit |
@jadevanorsdale when I call you answer. |
Decided I'm never going to college if it's anything like AP chem |
Working making deliveries helping out wherever I can I work until my shifts supposed to be over but were busy as fuck so I stay and work |
@KirkHerbstreit how about some Beaver love? The nation needs to know about Sean Mannion! |
Not sure if my husband actually likes this song by Florida Georgia Line or if he's just making fun... |
@IamDaltonRogers hush it dalton! And I had honey mustard allll in my hair...\ud83d\ude12 |
I can't wait for the ice skating rink in Jeff to open up \ud83d\ude0d\u2744\ufe0f |
@Relationship1O2 LOVE the chase |
@jourdyn_mariee @mia_studenroth wow I got excited for nothing |
If you like me than say you like me. \ud83c\udfb6\u2764 |
@Lyrr_Paii you're grounded. |
I'm sittin on a chair but in the future it's my throne |
Anyone know what sleep is ? #cannotfindany :-( |
Anytime I get a glimpse of myself in a mirror I wink at myself because I'm one good looking manly man. |
@hannahoxoxo what about a tall nice guy? |
you're joking right ? #jesuschrist |
@jazzywaggs I am literally sad that you're not here. |
About to help Paige and @A_Wet_793 unpack into their new house. #mixedemotions #lovethem |
My five year old cousin just figured out we share grandparents and he doesn't like it. #family |
basically |
@That_Kid_RyRy but it's so hard not to be a bitch to a ginger... |
Saw a guy that looked like derek Morgan from criminal minds ... |
Some person just came to my door and i knew they were there but I just chose to keep my music up and keep dancing so they left #noshame |
You're the love I wanna be in. |
Is it Friday yet?! I'm ready for Cumberland! |
17 days \ud83c\udfc6 |
Can't sleep |
OMG my ear is so sore \ud83d\ude2b\ud83d\ude16 |
Ya know, I always get screwed over. Maybe I should show no emotion and see where that gets me |
@jace9927 no way where! |
@EllenPompeo I. Just. Died!! Can't wait |
Tonight was so much funn \u263a\ufe0f |
Baby why don't you just please come back, you don't have to leave like that. |
@ZoeWetherell she said thank you |
I hate you so fucking much. |
Life in general is so messed up! |
I now know where to go if I ever feel the need to buy a kevlar flak jacket |
Character is how you treat those who can do nothing for you - anonymous |
5 months. Ever yours, ever mine, ever ours. \ud83d\udc95 |
I love Daniel Tosh and in completely unrelated news I have extremely vile humor |
ANNOYING |
I'm just so proud of my friends @Jenny_Heyo for losing weight and @germericangirl_ for being on fucking TV! |
baby get naked, just so we can make sweet loooove \ud83d\ude0d |
I love tomatoes \ud83d\ude0b |
Social.framework doesn\u2019t protect you from this. |
@Willersville I like both players too but Jr is putting up 3 point games like nothing and the stats favor in his way too |
I'm an awful person |
spending my day with my absolute best friend @cornxroast yeeeeey \ud83d\udc95 |
Reading about native American lifestyles and treatment in the seventeenth century makes me happy I was born in today's terms #Lol |
@emjaybaby22 literally kill yourself |
I'm having the worst back pain for some reason tho... \ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude2b |
#ImAttractedTo blue eyes \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\udc99 |
Glad I was able to help fill the void in your life, makes me feel really good. #neveragain |
@WREKK1 haha thanks a lot man! Did you see my senior prank at graduation by chance? |
mcas is fucking stupid |
Probs the bingo champ at the leiting christmas |
I wish i had a magical genie to bring me as many Arbys Roast Beef sandwiches i want! #Asap #IfOnly |
@snooki I swear Lorenzo is the cutest baby I've ever seen\ud83d\ude0d |
If your going to cuss and me and tell me to shut my mouth without hearing my side I will pursue it to the max |
My bunny is so stinkin adorable\ud83d\ude0d |
@emmastinson at the rate it's at he could be a fully grown adult by the time he grows horns. From the inner demon |
@ThatDutchKid32 next half day im all yours |
@Higgie_Smalls01 same! modells & target are hiring! |
really want to get into that Buddhist lifestyle |
There's one thing that will fix everything, and anything... But I will not tell you what it is. |
@Alex__Brogan miss you alex! |
Relationships are about trust, not just having your way. |
Camping out in the living room with bubby\u270c\ufe0f |
You're only doing this now because you're afraid of losing me. |
@Big_TiffTiff bad swearing like the f word |
It's going down I'm yelling timber , let's make a night you won't remember I'll be the one you won't forget |
I laugh at myself most of the time. |
Well I guess I have nothing better to do than take a nap before practice \ud83d\ude34\u26bd |
@lo_babyyy6 scariest moment of my life |
@amichelleminto @xoshauna11xo I don't even know you |
@mikemccauley33 thats debatable |
You're in control of your own life. If you don't like something, fix it. |
Does it make you feel alivee |
Why do you do this to me? Why do you do this so easily? #lyrics |
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