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@mattnekic same, I'm working 30+ hours a week. I practically live at DQ.
trying to scheme
Drawing nipples on our ribs because #finalsweek
Must be nice to get financial aid from the state, so you just blow off your college education.
I'm afraid to get my paycheck since I skipped work Tuesday. \ud83d\ude48
How quick things change
@CJChristianson2 what up bud!!!
My pandora is spot on tonight. RHCP, sublime, blink and everything else awesome
Merry Christmas Sarah @mattylewis9
School went by 100x faster today....
Catching Fire was almost perfect. I cried 7 times.
Lets get it
@Baby_Quinsicle we'll you'll be dead so I don't know how you'd get me
@Arianaxz Monday
Someone come over and make me food
@Jhensley_25 hahahaha I want j\u00e4ger
Remember when people thought the giants defensive line was going to be good...
I look too cute right now , #feelinmyself
#ireallydislike you and ur personality #fuckyouuuu
that was my afternoon rant
What if I have a disease and I have to get my ear cut off #shiiiiit
@jadevanorsdale when I call you answer.
Decided I'm never going to college if it's anything like AP chem
Working making deliveries helping out wherever I can I work until my shifts supposed to be over but were busy as fuck so I stay and work
@KirkHerbstreit how about some Beaver love? The nation needs to know about Sean Mannion!
Not sure if my husband actually likes this song by Florida Georgia Line or if he's just making fun...
@IamDaltonRogers hush it dalton! And I had honey mustard allll in my hair...\ud83d\ude12
I can't wait for the ice skating rink in Jeff to open up \ud83d\ude0d\u2744\ufe0f
@Relationship1O2 LOVE the chase
@jourdyn_mariee @mia_studenroth wow I got excited for nothing
If you like me than say you like me. \ud83c\udfb6\u2764
@Lyrr_Paii you're grounded.
I'm sittin on a chair but in the future it's my throne
Anyone know what sleep is ? #cannotfindany :-(
Anytime I get a glimpse of myself in a mirror I wink at myself because I'm one good looking manly man.
@hannahoxoxo what about a tall nice guy?
you're joking right ? #jesuschrist
@jazzywaggs I am literally sad that you're not here.
About to help Paige and @A_Wet_793 unpack into their new house. #mixedemotions #lovethem
My five year old cousin just figured out we share grandparents and he doesn't like it. #family
basically
@That_Kid_RyRy but it's so hard not to be a bitch to a ginger...
Saw a guy that looked like derek Morgan from criminal minds ...
Some person just came to my door and i knew they were there but I just chose to keep my music up and keep dancing so they left #noshame
You're the love I wanna be in.
Is it Friday yet?! I'm ready for Cumberland!
17 days \ud83c\udfc6
Can't sleep
OMG my ear is so sore \ud83d\ude2b\ud83d\ude16
Ya know, I always get screwed over. Maybe I should show no emotion and see where that gets me
@jace9927 no way where!
@EllenPompeo I. Just. Died!! Can't wait
Tonight was so much funn \u263a\ufe0f
Baby why don't you just please come back, you don't have to leave like that.
@ZoeWetherell she said thank you
I hate you so fucking much.
Life in general is so messed up!
I now know where to go if I ever feel the need to buy a kevlar flak jacket
Character is how you treat those who can do nothing for you - anonymous
5 months. Ever yours, ever mine, ever ours. \ud83d\udc95
I love Daniel Tosh and in completely unrelated news I have extremely vile humor
ANNOYING
I'm just so proud of my friends @Jenny_Heyo for losing weight and @germericangirl_ for being on fucking TV!
baby get naked, just so we can make sweet loooove \ud83d\ude0d
I love tomatoes \ud83d\ude0b
Social.framework doesn\u2019t protect you from this.
@Willersville I like both players too but Jr is putting up 3 point games like nothing and the stats favor in his way too
I'm an awful person
spending my day with my absolute best friend @cornxroast yeeeeey \ud83d\udc95
Reading about native American lifestyles and treatment in the seventeenth century makes me happy I was born in today's terms #Lol
@emjaybaby22 literally kill yourself
I'm having the worst back pain for some reason tho... \ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude2b
#ImAttractedTo blue eyes \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\udc99
Glad I was able to help fill the void in your life, makes me feel really good. #neveragain
@WREKK1 haha thanks a lot man! Did you see my senior prank at graduation by chance?
mcas is fucking stupid
Probs the bingo champ at the leiting christmas
I wish i had a magical genie to bring me as many Arbys Roast Beef sandwiches i want! #Asap #IfOnly
@snooki I swear Lorenzo is the cutest baby I've ever seen\ud83d\ude0d
If your going to cuss and me and tell me to shut my mouth without hearing my side I will pursue it to the max
My bunny is so stinkin adorable\ud83d\ude0d
@emmastinson at the rate it's at he could be a fully grown adult by the time he grows horns. From the inner demon
@ThatDutchKid32 next half day im all yours
@Higgie_Smalls01 same! modells & target are hiring!
really want to get into that Buddhist lifestyle
There's one thing that will fix everything, and anything... But I will not tell you what it is.
@Alex__Brogan miss you alex!
Relationships are about trust, not just having your way.
Camping out in the living room with bubby\u270c\ufe0f
You're only doing this now because you're afraid of losing me.
@Big_TiffTiff bad swearing like the f word
It's going down I'm yelling timber , let's make a night you won't remember I'll be the one you won't forget
I laugh at myself most of the time.
Well I guess I have nothing better to do than take a nap before practice \ud83d\ude34\u26bd
@lo_babyyy6 scariest moment of my life
@amichelleminto @xoshauna11xo I don't even know you
@mikemccauley33 thats debatable
You're in control of your own life. If you don't like something, fix it.
Does it make you feel alivee
Why do you do this to me? Why do you do this so easily? #lyrics