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Well now I might be fired |
I am ready for bed. I don't even want to sleep, I just want tomorrow to get here. |
Let it all go whatever it is and tip it on back |
@Higuchishinya15 \u3053\u3060\u308f\u308a:D \u305d\u308c\u3067\u306f\u3001\u3069\u306e\u3088\u3046\u306b\u3042\u306a\u305f\u306e\u753a\u306e\u5929\u6c17\u3067\u3059\u304b\uff1f\u30cb\u30e5\u30fc\u30e8\u30fc\u30af\u5e02\u3067\u306f\u3001\u6625\u3068\u590f\u3092\u5f85\u3064\u3053\u3068\u304c\u3067\u304d\u306a\u3044\u5bd2... |
Cleve inspired me. |
@tayeis #whitegirlprobs |
@WD_Baseball how many days you home? |
@marisamoylan @dev_astated @allymckay_ probably\ud83d\ude09 |
My mom and brother gossip way to much. Can't tell any if them anything. \ud83d\ude12\ud83d\ude36 |
SOMEONE FILL MY BANK ACCOUNTS! |
@jricci_rich77 someone stole another vase from the restaurant. #FBIAgentJoeAndNat |
The birds are chirpin outside of my window. I had a wonderful night. 'Goodnight~ |
Nobody look at me today. I am the definition of a mess. |
@_beRAD never mind Be rad. Your intelligence must have dropped from watching too many heat games |
@Brihrstic_14 oh I'm so proud of you ha |
@zack_mckinley ya I can |
GOD DAMNIT |
@365daysofMK it's so bland. |
@jvusername_69 and I can't wait to kick it with my homie @SweetDaddyJesus this weekend |
@drew_laskey every new year I like to cut someone out of my life and Drew, I'm sorry to say this, but, its you. \u270c |
You know life is so precious when a three year agrees to being your best friend \u263a |
Say my name will never, ever, get old. |
passing the exit for Siena on the highway.. so close yet so far away\ud83d\ude29 |
@RealtreeRomeo if I could retweet this over and over, I would \ud83d\ude4f\ud83d\ude4f |
@chsscgirl Think I need a new Springtime pedi... :) :) |
So every time I look at my avi I get wet |
@KensingtonOrion @davewil15 it's life changing, makes all the difference. |
@spokespub not yet.. |
I eat WAY to much |
Think twice before you're so nice |
And it's not just long, It's like down to the small of my back. |
Talk about a wake up call |
Watching boys play video games<< why do they think yelling at the tv will help them play better!? #men\ud83d\ude0f |
@Meatball_Swag hey, yous a cutayyy lemme get that numba \ud83d\ude09 |
I'm going to die this morning at conditioning from turners yesterday\ud83d\ude33\ud83d\udcaa |
@HoneyBadger_48 @georgepooney i think i only ever won time hhaha |
We still haven't had our PBR fix @JayClemens |
Bleh |
Not back even 10 minutes and problems already. |
@twoheadednerd I would have totally missed Trillium if it wasn't for @JeffLemire Twitter. I'm sure the old $1 for #1 would've saved me. |
Love don't change really just came on\ud83d\ude12\ud83d\ude14 |
Lmao I go from one extreme to the other. |
School.\ud83d\ude11 |
@imabuck DID YOU WATCH IT |
Why do I need anything other than classes on the Holocaust if that's what I wanna study in college? #sodone |
@bucken__berry @HeavenlyFearful more powerful, yes. More exciting and personal...? |
Casually choking to death and my nurse roommate sits on the couch watching a video on diabetes. \ud83d\ude35@kay_dawgg |
Go Ravens!!! |
at the point where im done caring about anything. lifes just a joke anyway so fuck it |
@EllenMRufo mmm yes I'm filled with excitement #psych |
I guess you can't ask where people are going to college these days. It's considered a put down. |
@billytrout8 you. I'm happy that you can finally be faithful to layken, in happy that you are actually trying. I'm happy, so why not just |
Your life will get better when you realize it's better to be alone than to chase people who don't really care about you |
I do what I want ya bish |
@_StayyFlyy what the hell, storm? |
My dad gets off the couch \oh shit wrestlings on\"" |
@Josiemb7 I was gonna show you an option of a cute color |
I just love to wake up in the middle of the night and jump into a tub with sphagetti and water and just splash around. |
FUCK AUBURN. #IronBowl |
I'm off today? how did this happen? |
I wish I was more firm on what I tell myself to do. |
I'm ok, isn't that what I'm supposed to say? |
Pennsylvania people don't know how to do crabs |
@_clarkelly_ jennaay_s come back I hate 5th wheeling |
I miss my bruda \ud83d\ude29 |
I will literally do anything not to study |
Willing to give away this whole bottle of new Amsterdam to some lucky person tonight |
G is admitted to @WCHOBuffalo & getting antibiotics. @nicki147 is frustrated they don't have NFL network for Bills game. I'm driving home. |
Still tired |
The best of us can find happiness in misery. |
Ezra crying???? \ud83d\ude29 |
@Krist_Nicole_ GET ME ANYTHING! A pair of socks even. I don't care! |
The cover I just posted is fucking relevant as fuck. |
I just wanna be tan without getting burnt and peeling . |
I love sleeping...so why cant i #nobodyknows/cares |
@KrisThomasMusik did awesome! #TheVoice |
@knc1235 @Kailey_Spicer @CarlyDrobnick @kennedycrever i think this getting very sexual..... So i'll stop |
@ShanShan_donkey you are such a goofball \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 |
It's 7:05 and I really think I'm about to go to bed \ud83d\udc4c |
@dpowre predicting the home run? |
Just kidding. I'll pry work both places. #cashflow \ud83d\udcb0 |
Some people are desperate.. #lol |
The beach is going to be sooo nice Thursday \ud83d\udc4c\ud83c\udf7b\ud83c\udf7b\ud83c\udf7b |
Bug looks just like mason disick \ud83d\ude0d |
Chicken nugget time... I think so! |
@jjauthor I think if you ask Obama you'll get a different answer!Look!His head is tilted so far back,looking down his nose,you know HE'S IT! |
didn't know I had to tell you where I am at every minute.. |
I officially hate the atlanta braves |
Haha it's funny because they never even hooked up |
@HoganBryce hello. Bryce ready for big brother. Yea |
@nabsies I'm teaching myself new moves. \ud83d\ude0f\ud83d\ude09 |
my goal is to not attend a school dance at kenowa during high school. it's jr year and I'm still going strong |
16 hours of sleep and it was so needed.... #onthegoforweeks |
projectile vomit at work |
In the past two nights combined I've only gotten 7 hours of sleep |
I wish my roommate and her boyfriend would get done making their breakfast already so I can make mine! #starving |
Hangout with me and Hunter. |
@smithhunter20 bitch come over |
@Zachgray001 i'll be back tomorrow (: |
@tannerritty3 hahaha |
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