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Being a grown up is the worst thing that has ever happened to me! |
@hillarygriffith I see thanks. :) |
Wish you were here to lay with me instead of the air |
Got my replacement weather station in the mail today...w00t!!\n\nVery good chance for severe weather in the KC area on Tuesday...w00t!!\n\n#kswx |
School Clothes Shopping>>> \ud83d\udc57\ud83d\udc60\ud83d\udc56\ud83c\udf80\ud83d\udc84 |
You can just go home now \ud83d\udc4b #GOODBYE |
@DUECES29 only time I see u cheer for sox is when they play twins...looking for some special comments or ?? #stupid |
If the show fits, wear it \ud83d\udc60 |
9 out of 10 fingers agree your vagina is too loose |
@riii3point14 ok I'm REALY sorry. |
Grow up and be a man |
Here's a tampon. You need it @mattk1147 |
I neglect to even bother with u anymore you will never change #fact |
Just had the most wonderful massage from China happy feet!! |
When's Senior Skip day??? |
Well I regret that now. |
Sivas always been my favorite player in college can't wait until he's a pro |
We're feelin' alright it's a Saturday night, that's how we do it 'round here. #FloridaGeorgiaLine #np |
@Kylebleem78 absofreakinglutely |
If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun. |
Twitter is too funny tonight |
@Jakedyerr @WomackKatelyn @contreraspaz18 @Edgarr777 than what you got to tell me lazy slut |
Yeah the smoke alarms went off too.... |
@rparichatkul89 me too love you guys!! |
@TheReal_Seal19 @BrennanCasteel and i would probably buy 20 of those.... Tbh.\ud83d\udc81 |
Why do I like you |
Well, off to work \u270c |
Softball bright and early , oh yaayyy . ): #iwannasleep |
@_mariiiiahh Yeah I'm on the run |
So i gotta work till close.... Then wake up in the morning and work all day tomorrow? \ud83d\ude24 |
Wrestling is pretty sweet. |
Cleaned my room two days ago and it's already an absolute fucking disaster... |
@Mfleisch8 I agree with your seeester |
@iiiMooeen yeah guilty haha love way too hard |
Coffee coffee coffee \ud83d\ude0d\u2615 |
Si confesamos nuestros pecados, \u00e9l es fiel y justo para perdonar nuestros pecados, y limpiarnos de toda maldad. (1 Juan 1:9 RVR60) |
picture something that moves@the speed of light/sound and faster than the human mind could comprehend it even to give gun to think ab grey |
I love the movie Hercules \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude48 |
@alli_melting let's do it. |
@keishadeann @kerra_justice lololol! You guys are so pretty. \n#sofunny |
I wish I was black so I could be a hoodrat without being judged |
@bstadt truth. truth. and truth. |
@paigee_noelle13 can you text me? |
I hope a meteor falls on your house. |
@Lo_Helmick43 idk. Why? |
@KeckerBaylie WHAT?!! |
@rachelmissig right it sounds good as hell |
She's my friend because we both know what it's like to have people be jealous of us. @SimoneAlyssa |
@ksquare Alright they probably still have the same times so 7:10? |
What more can I do? I'm still painting flowers for you \ud83c\udfb6\u2764\ufe0f |
Surrounded by doctors with ability to write prescriptions for powerful painkillers, going to gift shop for Tylenol. |
@beekachuuu what is this name now haha |
Where the fuck is Bailey |
So thankful I have friends that can put a smile on my face |
Dust or bust |
Why did that just piss me off |
Gawd, do I actually have to watch this #AshtonKutcher speech to make make it stop showing up everywhere I look? |
@Trippin_Eclipse @lonnie1125 I be famous from what I'm told |
My dad actually likes Country music???? |
Someone do something with me, like idc who |
Enough complaining about that. |
@APparks Im thinking that will be our next song to sing in chem tomorrow?? |
It's a girl! With a penis & no vagina #familyguy |
@realemilyattack this is terrifying |
@MarzarioNick those are okay |
I don't think my boyfriend liked when I said I would be sad when I came home.. I just love everyone here so much. \ud83d\ude2b |
I wish I could be happy & have fun just for one whole day! That'd be cool \ud83d\ude0a |
@Chuck_Normis 330-400-1940 |
Worst year ever #needabreak |
@t_papke is queen when it comes to just dance #werkitgurl |
@TrevorCostanzo how are you still up... |
Passing by worlds of fun makes me sad. :( |
Show me lululemon and I'll show you massive debt |
I always get headaches when I'm stressed.. |
@Sam_renee24 @madiguisto ill dance with ya tomorrow night ;) |
where is my pizza at? |
Not going to school. \ud83d\ude37 |
@DalynnMoriaa lame |
@KorbZach Hahaha yup that's exactly what I said lol \u263a |
Recapping #KellyandMichael @KellyRipa @MichaelStrahan My day isn't right when I don't watch Kelly and Michael :) |
@theeprincess101 I literally just lol'd \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 |
@realdonjamieson haha. I have to be 2 inches away from her or ill end up giving myself pearl brass knuckles. |
Just not the same with out @abveno every morning! #missingstorytime |
This sunburn is making up for all the years I went without getting burned #ow \ud83d\ude16 |
@Bringindapain hey, I'm fine with that! |
I wish every night was last night |
@turleymichaelc Haha Im hard at work in the woods right now! |
@2Sweet_2Classy NO NO i just want the cute baby.. but I DON'T have NO baby dad and you do lol |
you're three gallons of crazy in a two gallon bucket |
When ur mom won't answer her phone<<< #worriedtodeath #wtf |
@dicneveto @DoctorFromRSWT max needs you I'm at my senior appointment and won't be back |
@BuffaloBillSWAG @whitacre_dalton FAGS |
Every 78 minutes someone is violently murdered in honduras. |
I wanna sleep all day but I also want a social life.. do you see my problem? |
Cleaned, made a milkshake and now I'm curled up in the chair with my puppies watching Harry Potter. #Perff |
When I'm upset or stressed I smoke like a sailor. #habits |
I literally cannot have cats when I'm older. I can't breath in like any house that has a cat. My life is ruined. \ud83d\ude14 |
@SerenaKjos when are you leaving ? I have first hour open dude! |
Crazy Steve from #DrakeandJosh \ud83d\ude02 |
Just got done playing blackops || for 3 and half hours\ud83c\udfae |
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