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@beardedtk find a slut. |
I want hair like Serena Williams |
I'm Ashton YA I'm Ashton |
@_DannyCap_ 2 bombs went off at the end of the marathon |
@TravisReilly stamkos |
Why did I wait this long to watch this movie?! |
Pats are finally putting the pieces together #watchout |
Damn all this talk about Valentines Day made me think of how I am truly happy not having a girlfriend. |
Cat |
can't wait for our lunch date tomorrow\ud83d\udc95\u263a\ud83c\udf74 @maggie_gaynor @nclements525 |
@hard_days_night I haven't seen it. A Bourne movie without Jason Bourne isn't a Bourne movie. |
Eek! \ud83d\ude33 |
Seriously just got the cutest phone call ever! |
When is Ghost Hunters coming back on Syfy?? |
I have thee biggest headache ever! |
So I was having second thoughts about managing baseball but, Mr. Heuer said he wanted me to. So I guess I am. \ud83d\ude0a\u263a\ud83d\ude09 |
Fuck all of you |
@JR_Dubs @mitch_piece only kidding! But I don't like milkshakes! |
I should be dead right now.... |
Some kids at sonic just got arrested for having a gun at sonic and beer with them! |
Silo Rebels playing at high noon tomorrow for another State Championship! |
@SeahawkMuscle oh you will! Already put some good ones on there today haha |
@LiamMiracles hey babe ! What's up :) |
I want the old you back\ud83d\ude14 |
Pretty sure if there was a jazz bar in Morgantown I'd be there nightly/know the history of everyone who works there. |
Whatever you want to do, Do it. There's only so many tomorrow's |
CARRIE CARRIE CARRIE |
Just hogged down two packs of ramen noodles before clocking in and I tanned \ud83d\udc4d |
Thanksgiving break \ud83d\ude4c |
@austinbiegger25 @collybolly515 was I the first?! |
How I'm not a cheerleader <<< \ue413 |
@BadenTelf me a billion times! |
The stars are so pretty tonight |
Did I just see someone in a Santa suit taking a selfie out on their front porch? |
when we lose to a team I just try to think of the positives like you have ugly jerseys smd |
@Wrestler_106 you should celebrate by eating something |
Kohls you big beautiful block of stone and excellence |
And this is why I love am workouts the whole day is ahead of me if only I didn't work 12-8 |
Is it wrong to cheer for both an undefeated #Broncos Manning and a defeated #Giants Manning, two perfect records? |
#wannagohome |
Four long hours ahead of me. So please... Anyone. Feel free to text me \ud83d\udc81 |
\u201c@wvu_jones: need to get some teams signed up for the #sullivanparkshootout!!!\u201d\n\nOh sorry I'm doing anything but that that weekend. |
I'm always so warm. Nights never go cold. |
@SpeakerBoehner If we do not make the common sense changes there is another and much worse cliff ahead.. |
@MikeyTheGreat35 hahaha I like the way you think. |
@cnewell2655 not too sure yet! I get my work sched on thursday! Im working two jobs now so im hoping i have a few days off! (: i miss you! |
Honestly don't text me . You're gross . Now I'm happy and all you did was use me . So please stop |
megan look what you did |
@mtrimmer96 @micahstrieBIG haha I'm not the 'it'! It's the alleged shark bite! And don't let him in on the pizza, he'll come and eat it all! |
Wow that's nasty #BrokenLeg |
Too hot for clothes. |
Yeah. Another loss. Lansing is so good. \ud83d\ude14 |
Christmas music kinda day \u2744\u26c4\u2744 |
Since @nolan_rao is making me go running this morning I should make him do an ab workout afterwards! :) #nopainnogain |
I'm getting white girl wasted. |
All speakers working >>>>> |
retail therapy with mom #nothingbetter #needit |
@ilonerz @EricWendt7 get on the ball man |
@TylerrMillerr offence isn't a word. It's offense |
Dude please tell me you saw FSU guys playing hangman with the whiteboard on the bench yesterday @RobKlein4 |
@Tara_Nelson absolutely! Thanks for listening. I need a good resource. I have a lot of questions. |
Have you ever noticed how those who don't value Gods Word don't seem to benefit from it's abundance of wealth, health & wisdom\n#feedonJESUS |
It's good to be home |
My phone is taking 5 years to send a text to Shelby |
Seriously ate Tokyo Japan with 2 cops and a state trooper today\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02. |
@kelly_gonzalez2 AHHH THANK YOU SO ARE YOU EVEN IN REAL LIFE |
#FavoriteSongInMiddleSchool mix my milk with your cocoa puff, milky milky cocoa puff |
My thighs and back <<<< |
I'm totally rocking out to Hilary Duff at the moment. #throwback \u270c |
Discrimination defines an open market. If everyone could get over their persecution complex the world would be a better place.. you bastards |
Song of Tahanto: I will wait by Mumford and Sons #repeatsforever |
@M_Wituschek probably too much mayhem in one weekend |
Love and happiness #throwback |
obligatory i'm halfway done college as an undergrad as of fifteen minutes ago. already in denial about being an upperclassman... |
@dreav00 @MichaelStupe21 you triflin'? Michael needs to do well on this test. We'll get #turnt for him! |
@buerkletta ignoring that that is your tweet and hoping that your alcohol content lollll |
I'll tuck you in and then kiss you with the emotion equal to the strength of a fierce grizzly bear. |
@_pucknasty_ I know but now it's him and Matt!! \ud83d\ude21\ud83d\ude02 |
@CollegeBtchRnts and we dont even cuurr #swerve |
When people pick at there acne in class<<<< \ud83d\ude16 #gross |
Ya baby!! @tuchas |
Bryceeeeee. |
We have 16 boxes of cereal in my house, how the heck am I suppose to choose #lifechoices |
@h_jacks oh heck no lol |
Dating tip, if you are striking out in the produce section, try the cat food section. |
There are too many blackhawk fans here. @mnwild |
Being grateful for the struggles in life is like laughing in adversity's face. |
@katie_barker02 this year ... And the past year .. #whoops |
How did we not get that dig em was the mascot of smacks. Mayor west made a fucking gold statue of him in family guy how did I not get that! |
Stupid love is stupid. Don't know why we always do it. |
Not gonna be able to get through school |
To work out or to not work out... |
@BrettDiem1 yeah are you ok? :( |
Great night with @acaruso16 |
Turn down for nose bleeds when you're being asked out #hannawatsonlyfe |
@DanGordon Nokia's devices and services division. The biggest maker of Windows 8 phones. |
I must be the worst math test taker ever invented |
@SexyDave10 you are welcome for letting you use my calculator |
Just once it would be nice for roles to be reversed. \ud83d\ude14 |
#sarcasm |
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