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@beardedtk find a slut.
I want hair like Serena Williams
I'm Ashton YA I'm Ashton
@_DannyCap_ 2 bombs went off at the end of the marathon
@TravisReilly stamkos
Why did I wait this long to watch this movie?!
Pats are finally putting the pieces together #watchout
Damn all this talk about Valentines Day made me think of how I am truly happy not having a girlfriend.
Cat
can't wait for our lunch date tomorrow\ud83d\udc95\u263a\ud83c\udf74 @maggie_gaynor @nclements525
@hard_days_night I haven't seen it. A Bourne movie without Jason Bourne isn't a Bourne movie.
Eek! \ud83d\ude33
Seriously just got the cutest phone call ever!
When is Ghost Hunters coming back on Syfy??
I have thee biggest headache ever!
So I was having second thoughts about managing baseball but, Mr. Heuer said he wanted me to. So I guess I am. \ud83d\ude0a\u263a\ud83d\ude09
Fuck all of you
@JR_Dubs @mitch_piece only kidding! But I don't like milkshakes!
I should be dead right now....
Some kids at sonic just got arrested for having a gun at sonic and beer with them!
Silo Rebels playing at high noon tomorrow for another State Championship!
@SeahawkMuscle oh you will! Already put some good ones on there today haha
@LiamMiracles hey babe ! What's up :)
I want the old you back\ud83d\ude14
Pretty sure if there was a jazz bar in Morgantown I'd be there nightly/know the history of everyone who works there.
Whatever you want to do, Do it. There's only so many tomorrow's
CARRIE CARRIE CARRIE
Just hogged down two packs of ramen noodles before clocking in and I tanned \ud83d\udc4d
Thanksgiving break \ud83d\ude4c
@austinbiegger25 @collybolly515 was I the first?!
How I'm not a cheerleader <<< \ue413
@BadenTelf me a billion times!
The stars are so pretty tonight
Did I just see someone in a Santa suit taking a selfie out on their front porch?
when we lose to a team I just try to think of the positives like you have ugly jerseys smd
@Wrestler_106 you should celebrate by eating something
Kohls you big beautiful block of stone and excellence
And this is why I love am workouts the whole day is ahead of me if only I didn't work 12-8
Is it wrong to cheer for both an undefeated #Broncos Manning and a defeated #Giants Manning, two perfect records?
#wannagohome
Four long hours ahead of me. So please... Anyone. Feel free to text me \ud83d\udc81
\u201c@wvu_jones: need to get some teams signed up for the #sullivanparkshootout!!!\u201d\n\nOh sorry I'm doing anything but that that weekend.
I'm always so warm. Nights never go cold.
@SpeakerBoehner If we do not make the common sense changes there is another and much worse cliff ahead..
@MikeyTheGreat35 hahaha I like the way you think.
@cnewell2655 not too sure yet! I get my work sched on thursday! Im working two jobs now so im hoping i have a few days off! (: i miss you!
Honestly don't text me . You're gross . Now I'm happy and all you did was use me . So please stop
megan look what you did
@mtrimmer96 @micahstrieBIG haha I'm not the 'it'! It's the alleged shark bite! And don't let him in on the pizza, he'll come and eat it all!
Wow that's nasty #BrokenLeg
Too hot for clothes.
Yeah. Another loss. Lansing is so good. \ud83d\ude14
Christmas music kinda day \u2744\u26c4\u2744
Since @nolan_rao is making me go running this morning I should make him do an ab workout afterwards! :) #nopainnogain
I'm getting white girl wasted.
All speakers working >>>>>
retail therapy with mom #nothingbetter #needit
@ilonerz @EricWendt7 get on the ball man
@TylerrMillerr offence isn't a word. It's offense
Dude please tell me you saw FSU guys playing hangman with the whiteboard on the bench yesterday @RobKlein4
@Tara_Nelson absolutely! Thanks for listening. I need a good resource. I have a lot of questions.
Have you ever noticed how those who don't value Gods Word don't seem to benefit from it's abundance of wealth, health & wisdom\n#feedonJESUS
It's good to be home
My phone is taking 5 years to send a text to Shelby
Seriously ate Tokyo Japan with 2 cops and a state trooper today\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02.
@kelly_gonzalez2 AHHH THANK YOU SO ARE YOU EVEN IN REAL LIFE
#FavoriteSongInMiddleSchool mix my milk with your cocoa puff, milky milky cocoa puff
My thighs and back <<<<
I'm totally rocking out to Hilary Duff at the moment. #throwback \u270c
Discrimination defines an open market. If everyone could get over their persecution complex the world would be a better place.. you bastards
Song of Tahanto: I will wait by Mumford and Sons #repeatsforever
@M_Wituschek probably too much mayhem in one weekend
Love and happiness #throwback
obligatory i'm halfway done college as an undergrad as of fifteen minutes ago. already in denial about being an upperclassman...
@dreav00 @MichaelStupe21 you triflin'? Michael needs to do well on this test. We'll get #turnt for him!
@buerkletta ignoring that that is your tweet and hoping that your alcohol content lollll
I'll tuck you in and then kiss you with the emotion equal to the strength of a fierce grizzly bear.
@_pucknasty_ I know but now it's him and Matt!! \ud83d\ude21\ud83d\ude02
@CollegeBtchRnts and we dont even cuurr #swerve
When people pick at there acne in class<<<< \ud83d\ude16 #gross
Ya baby!! @tuchas
Bryceeeeee.
We have 16 boxes of cereal in my house, how the heck am I suppose to choose #lifechoices
@h_jacks oh heck no lol
Dating tip, if you are striking out in the produce section, try the cat food section.
There are too many blackhawk fans here. @mnwild
Being grateful for the struggles in life is like laughing in adversity's face.
@katie_barker02 this year ... And the past year .. #whoops
How did we not get that dig em was the mascot of smacks. Mayor west made a fucking gold statue of him in family guy how did I not get that!
Stupid love is stupid. Don't know why we always do it.
Not gonna be able to get through school
To work out or to not work out...
@BrettDiem1 yeah are you ok? :(
Great night with @acaruso16
Turn down for nose bleeds when you're being asked out #hannawatsonlyfe
@DanGordon Nokia's devices and services division. The biggest maker of Windows 8 phones.
I must be the worst math test taker ever invented
@SexyDave10 you are welcome for letting you use my calculator
Just once it would be nice for roles to be reversed. \ud83d\ude14
#sarcasm