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I'm literally about to shoot myself . School is stressful already . |
I'm already over today. |
@Sarah66806930 if you have something me & Hayleigh will walk down there. |
If you want to see someone bright eyed and bushy tailed in the morning, go find a fucking squirrel \ud83c\udf30 |
I've sneezed 15 times in the past 5 minutes |
The minority is the majority at Cody's right now |
Rodeo. #yeehaw |
ok that's just not cool you have an absolute shit personality |
I do laundry and the shit I thought was being washed is really sitting in my room in Menominee.... |
@moer33 doesn't matter |
@Coach_Mck @gs_gator2411 @bmccrory27 stroud will be put back on restriction if we ever have a night |
@SmittyBeat989 from your Kelcy Shell tweet last night I can only imagine what I missed out on. |
Fights on fights on fights #bringit |
It really is sad that I know every word to every Harry Potter movie. |
Can't wait for Wednesday |
@Shannonx26 welcome lol |
@Ray_Cessna if only twitter knew why you felt nice |
@chrismclain10 @cwb1324 @dfost23 I'm actually kind of surprised UNC is second. |
Fangirling over walking dead with my bro. #thewalkingdead #bringsfamiliestogether |
If you text and snapchat my boyfriend I prob don't like you |
whether or not I'm willing to go to school for another 14ish years to be a psychiatrist in one is another story tho |
@TylerHozian happpppy birfdayy!:) |
@DannyKingz Four Brothers. |
I feel crappy I really shouldn't have ate that food I feel like puking right now |
Has any questioned that they try to sell toilet paper by showing us a family of bears that are blue who's lives revolve around toilet paper |
@DizzyWright killin it with the golden age tape.. #keepmovinup |
@octoandy #swerve |
?? \ud83d\ude2c that's too much |
@joegill88 do you have an editor or do you edit yourself? |
sleeping around doesn't make me think you are a bitch, sleeping around when you have a good boyfriend at home is what does it for me #slut |
I want that one to be u |
God give me the strength to end this. #cantdothisanymore |
I'm happy for you, but I'm not happy about it. |
Mom just went to walk the dog and came back without the dog..... |
@SandLarry well maybe they should get on that hahaha idk I like football for the alcohol and food |
Praying for a halfway decent Thursday. Pleeeeeeeeeease! \ud83d\ude4f |
All these girls are watching the fight rn bc of Justin |
@Mollymae1414 what are you? |
It's 25 degrees out and yet campus seems to be having a meltdown... Weird... |
my parents won't let me go to Brandon's. \ud83d\ude14 |
I guess my girlfriend isn't talking to me today either. @taylor1ee |
Come on Penn State D |
@GeorgeNash75 got some interesting snapchats of you last night, safe to say I fuckin miss you |
@lizdollabill I'm really jealous |
I wanna go somewhere far away and never come back. |
God is preparing you for what He has already prepared for you.\n\n@ChristineCaine |
Exhausted |
My feet have never smelled this bad |
It's @TheSilenced_ |
Actually I'm not laughing at all, but on the inside I'm dying. |
@juliojones_11 bro please tell everyone you didn't break both your legs in a car accident lol |
'I'm waiting for it to be over...' #ThingsMyWifeTellsMe |
I'm in a shit mood. |
@neelysj I am great today |
@brandie_renee13 & @Beei_Kneen whose coming?! You cannot just favorite my tweet! I cannot read your mind! |
It's nearly time the instructional life jacket show |
Cod Squad. ASSEMBLE |
@jmatthews09 for sure! |
Okay..#noworries #icandothis |
@CalllMe_Morgan I don't forget, especially that because it was THAT screwed up. \ud83d\udc4c & I'm sure you still screwed me over after that. |
@Amberrr_22 @a_wooodsz I wanna join? \ud83d\ude14 |
@MileyCyrus DM me. I have to ask you something. |
Can I overdose on happy pills now? |
@stephendimarco Hey that hasn't been proven yet. So we're gonna have to see |
I hate when my phone won't show me when people tag me in stuff. \ud83d\ude21 |
I want to do something today |
@OnTheRiseBK7 wtf is this shit?!?!?!\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 |
Gotta walk to the hospital to get my moms car to get a faggot |
@maccyyj haha well lets hope I'm not that bad LOL \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 |
Skipped orientation hahha whoops |
Sitting in my closet doing drugs all day and night from now on bc yolo lifestyle and everyone can get fucked |
@Alby_rightback you would |
@kaliduffinator KALI OH MY GOD |
@ohaikira I think it's inevitable, so you may as well agree to be my friend now! |
S/O to moose for finally getting twitter!! About damn time. @mooosegirl |
The fact that I have to be up in 4 hours and I'm still wide awake \ud83d\ude36\ud83d\udd2b |
@Jyoshua Thanks for making me want a cheeseburger. Lol. |
@stacipaden awe:( he better hire a guy next!! |
That was an absolutely amazing episode of #DoctorWho!! Farewell Matt Smith, you will be missed!!! |
\Be strong. Trust yourself. Love yourself. Conquer your fears\u2014just go after what you want. And act fast, because life just isn\u2019t that long.\"" |
Well I'm guessing since my doctor is running behind a half hour. And this place is always so slow. Ill be there all afternoon. Fucking sweet |
Tired of being nice to people to only get treated like shit in return. |
Also can't believe #he stood me up |
they scare me so much |
Cotton candy skies |
@Rik_Banger @jamesbless92 is supposed to get me a pass there! |
Good book and comfy bed |
I took down all my one direction posters and it feels so empty in my room\ud83d\ude2d |
@AustenB5 I see Ohio State lost \ud83d\ude02 |
Million dollar ooohhh...million dollar, million dollar ooohhh...tapout tapout... |
My truck only gets like 14 mpg I miss my car I was getting like 35. But I'd so rather have a truck Forsure. |
Love talking to my dad. He makes me feel better about a lot of things\ud83d\udc9a |
Watching mean girls in PR with 25 girls and 1 guy is now the highlight of my entire school year lmao |
@JaidaSchettino half day |
So ready for this day to be over |
@kcooke15 I think so |
Lovin the no texts |
@breaholkins that damn thing always gets stuck in my head |
@isabelladespain probably the best thing this world has to offer |
Your the one I wanna chase.. You and your beautiful soul :) |
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