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So much stress and so much going through my mind |
@tat2jenna is intrigued with dick sizes - needs heights and weights to do full calculations. @Todd_Newman @graceandmanners @EngineerFrank |
Tired of hearing about @AROD, he had surgery and has had 2 at bats! Sorry he doesn't have 30 home runs, give the man a chance #SURGERY |
William Fitzsimmons discography on repeat until the rain recedes. |
Can someone come take care of me? I'm way to sick to move right now ): |
Rented smiley because all of the other scary movies at the red box were out, hope it isn't cheesy. |
This is indescribable |
Gimme some of that you and me |
#2-0 |
SCREAMING KIDS DRIVE ME FREAKIN INSANE |
@MelVolleyball sup girl |
My niece just came in to my room screaming at me then points her finger and says goodbye. Haaa okay then |
Who ever is up.. Text me \ud83d\ude1a |
@sarahkay127 or being compared to jterm with helen? |
LEARN TO PLAY |
People are so mean to khloe kardashian and she's the coolest one! |
Need. Runs. Bad. #Orioles |
@LOG_JFREAK45 I want one! |
@Hana_Sinno I don't know. But I thought you were sleeping loser |
@TLC although I have lost loved ones I want a reading for my hubby @Theresacaputo we are ready to smell the sage #LongIslandMedium |
\Here i am waiting, ill have to leave soon, why am i - still holding on\"" |
@abbygail_ruth so mine?;) |
wish I knew who people talked about half the time |
Sometimes I wonder if people will ever learn how to mind their own business. |
Time moves faster than you think |
Damn I'm tired. |
keep being annoying and asking me if I'm mad when I'm really not = you're gunna make me fucking mad #uhmduhh |
@lisa6ann we are such a good time together.... I don't understand |
@shawnjordan1 @Grimbers78 hahaha |
I feel like Skenyon is going to crawl out from under my bed and yell at me for not being asleep right now #SATs |
@TravisZ_23 trashy as can be...but you love it??? |
@RidgeCrawford I miss you too!! |
parade with th g parenys this morning |
Headache from hell \ud83d\ude14\ud83d\ude21\ud83d\udd25 |
If nothing else goes right today, I did finally pick up my dry cleaning from October 11th #productive |
Hiccups FUCK \ud83d\ude21 |
Well that was the worst car wash experience ever. First one stopped after soaking my car. Second one washed it but the dryers didn't work. |
@dakotaschaben shut it slave \u263a |
Knowing that you are officially gone has to be one of the worst feelings ever. I just lost one of my best friends \ud83d\ude2a @madypaigee |
Karma comes around when you least expect it, no matter how long the wait, & hits you twice as hard than you were expecting. |
But MOM I don't wanna go to work tonight ); CALL IN FOR ME! |
@RapSheet any action w/ Andre Smith for Bengals or other teams? |
It'd be cool if @11_ballin would come see me at work tonight. #thirstythursday |
Hey \ud83d\ude20 |
Congratulations Westside volleyball team!! |
@oliviawallass exactly hahahaha |
Been legit trying for an hour to rip that soundcloud of butterfly :( I cant |
@SydTheKid914 Can you meet at the library at 2? |
Trying to tell people, trying to tell myself that I'm happy is the biggest lie I've ever faced. |
@emmarae27 I am |
These iPad cases are so annoying |
You should be ashamed of yourself for taking a selfie on your iPad in a crowded elevator |
Dirk is staying in ATL! #FuckYeah. Why downgrade to another NFL team? Am I right or am I right? #GoFalcons |
@AJWhiteFlamingo @jacobsechser #apologyaccepted #byefornow |
Someone come pick me up and take me somewhere |
@kdale1024 yay have fun! And good luck! Send me a pic if you get one!! Love you!! \ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude18 |
Lets watch all the Harry potter movies and order Chinese and make out |
I'm at school before 7... What the heck .. |
@Amiraa_11 YES. |
I'm felling a bit salty today #ohwell |
I don't know how much longer I can do this. |
If your foriegn youre more attractive...well most of the time. Omg this brazil kid>>>>>> so fucking cute! |
99 tweets until 10k! Woo! |
Tough early defense by Pitt, although @UConnMBB still able to draw fouls. #BleedBlue |
We need a middle finger emoji. No doubt. |
@FratStar101 love me |
Seriously in love with my iPhone 5 |
Hey girl, whatcha say girl |
If you still obsess over celebrities you're too immature to have a boyfriend |
Hoodie and yoga pants. #MyKindofOutfit |
My brother just keeps yelling MOM'S SPAGHETTI |
@hwilson2009 meant to say 'kids' and their rap music |
I'll leave you with this, the new definition of thirsty is someone who is addicted too getting attention. |
Damn @nickamen724 already got his permit... #lookout |
Dude literally tagged every popular Twitter page tryna get some nudes...it's not that real |
So happy this day is almost over\u270c |
I literally have the most boring life. |
It's going to be a longggg day |
How many \errands\" do you think Katherine Heigel's husband randomly realizes he has to go on every day of his life?" |
@cydneyginterrr because we are hotties \ud83d\udc81 |
Can we just fast forward to January 15th already! Forget Christmas and New Years, they are irrelevant right now! \u2708\ufe0f\u2600\ufe0f\ud83c\udfc4 |
That awkward moment when you wake up in the morning |
@presleyrainnn will you love Wyatt this week maybe? |
can i pls be Katniss |
\ud83d\ude23\ud83d\ude23\ud83d\ude34\ud83d\ude34 I don't want to do today. |
@RollTideFan05 auburn dude! |
@alibirdfeathers I told you, dig them from her bag |
@rosalarian it's kind of a powerful motivator (for me anyway) but it really needs to be framed positively |
Camp today... |
@lyndsay_jansson yeah they're grey! She was yelling at me and all I focused on was her contacts lmao |
my talents include eating my feelings, and.. eating my feelings #sothatsthat |
The fact that Jacob now has no phone <<< |
Not knowing is the worst feeling! |
\Thul met with Fonterrat on the #ancient world of Kuar. They presumably made the exchange and went their separate ways--b" |
@derekreetz15 Anytime man! |
Loving you is exhausting |
Growing up is sad. |
Who wants to come hangout and watch the Aggies take down the Tigers tonight?! |
Shiann stole my phone. |
@jiLL_iLLy @nsalgado04 @christinamuraco love ya Jill your great you deserve a real honest hard workin man happy for you sister |
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