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I am absolutely too tired... I cannot survive 6 hours of work tonight |
He looked urgently toward the skies and probed the Force in vain. He had been delivered from the mountain years before. |
I hate thinking past 9pm |
@ZoeyyKarp thanks haha |
Officially not going to prom \ud83d\ude19 so much stress lifted off my shoulders |
IS WORKAHOLICS NOT ON NETFLIX ANYMORE ?!????!? @ders808 |
Ok I'm in hell right now |
Like more than other kids have to buy, so don't tell me I don't know what responsibilities are.. |
You Indians were so awesome, in oh so many ways. |
@J_NiggNigg13 Everyone does |
My brother and I are at each other's throats today. Once of a will be bleeding before it's over with. |
Cannot even watch a movie without LPSing it these days. Not even sorry about it. #teamlps |
#SecretBrave |
Watching twitter blow up is so funny. |
When I need a healing I look up to the ceiling.. #blessed #thankful |
@haleszmans I'd be delighted! \ud83d\ude03 |
Is it me or did the crowd not give a huge welcome home pop for hogan #ImpactLive |
Pretty pissed right now .. |
@amatthews4 I was gonna say your were just in gym haha |
Every time I look at my phone I fall in love. Zac Efron is my lock screen. \ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude0d\u2764 |
I wish @ConorWJackson would quit school and come back to Harry's. #missyou |
wow I'm cold |
RIP Irene Gahagan<\\3 going to miss you great grandma :'( |
@Gbabylover LUCKY. |
Goodbye everyone... |
Secretly it's killin you inside |
I am going ham on Christmas decorations Saturday. Live tree, lights on the house maybe a santa on the roof! #jinglebells #snow |
@amber_lawrence @babyfacestifler so now I owe like $97 instead of having 1800 left over for books and stuff |
Sorry boys |
I want bdubs wings now |
@Vsnap not picking up sound when I record |
@curvykarenuk lovely |
@HalieHayes I miss my wife :'( |
Is it Friday yet? I'm ready for wifi! \ud83d\ude2c\ud83d\ude2c\ud83d\ude2c |
@2Fresh4Haters whoopsy |
#Dedication |
I hate love shopping. I hate that all my moneys gone, when I'm done. \ud83d\ude1e |
@mitch_ballegeer what the fuck what bar?! |
@scacchoops must be the system. It changes people. Just ask Dex he'll tell you. Lol |
@BobbySteele410 lance is lost cause. #pussyforlife |
if you\u2019re going to call me a bitch i need 5 reasons & examples in paragraph form & your name and date in the top right corner due friday |
Curled up in a blanket, watching shows while it snows outside. All I'm lacking is some hot chocolate and a cuddle buddy. |
@stevensnyder95 fuck you he looks like the picture in the red hoodie |
I love all my bros, the rest of you can suck a dick swag swag |
Even when all I have to offer is myself |
@emaddy329 why are you not dancing anymore |
@RaynaCudi they can still tie it.. |
I can't even take how itchy my skin is. \ud83d\ude20 |
Football Sunday aka watching 3 seasons of Friday Night Lights \ud83c\udfc8\ud83d\ude0f |
Someone told me that I remind them of Mariah Carey. Not sure if I should feel complimented, or offended. |
@twerkingondaddy what time do you work til |
@ohsnapEB Pulled an #AllNighter |
Remember in elementary school when you were the coolest kid around if you had that 64 set of crayola crayons |
I'm so bored someone please text me. I'm thirsty for attention. \ud83d\ude22 |
Mila Kunis & Ashton Kutcher dating just brings back so many memories from That 70s Show, love them together \ud83d\ude0d |
Some things will never be the same. |
All I'm gonna do is just go on and do what I feel |
@mac_asp I was literally just about to tweet this #SoTrue |
Looks like crutches. |
Aaaaaand the award for trying WAY too hard goes to Miley Cyrus. #GirlNeedsJesus |
I dip a whole can of snuff at one time GET AT ME |
@50ShadesOfTan why did I know that and you didn't? |
@pleadtheFIFF im touring the campus today!! |
I hate feeling this way.. #sick |
I feel like I'm in this alone. |
@ColbyJohnston4 that's my lifestyle.... Everyday.... |
HOLY FUCK IT'S COLD |
Jesus is my savior hbu |
@HuffPostRelig Poor by who's definition? Simply move the bar and you, too, could get government assistance. |
Homework all day.... #abouttodie |
\ud83d\udc0a never really talked to you before but I don't think you like me as a person haha.. But you seem funny and chill |
Just give me a goodbye so I know that it's over. |
@StocktonJaime who are you??? |
I have a headache and @lauraking0 isn't making it any better. |
Tattoo tomorrow #cantWait |
@C_Knochers that was your 666th tweet #DemonFlaw |
Just took some Benadryl I will give it five minutes and I will be out |
@CrazyForHH how did you get to meet the band members!? |
There's nothing more valuable than the presents of GOD!! |
\ud83d\udc4f |
not in the fucking mood |
4 kills and 11 deaths but what they don't tell you is that I used a cross bow #owwoww |
Pancake house and on the beach all day is a great way to spend my time |
I literally crack myself up. |
Unless you have no ambition and want to work fast food forever |
@RobBlahnik you got owned by @PatMcAfeeShow at least @PatMcAfeeShow made it big your just am arm chair player like the rest of us |
@nikeepips my 979th tweet goes out to Nikee, much hate |
\ud83d\ude37 |
#imiss summer. |
To pierce my ear or do homework....? |
I can't leave for class my phone has too many good songs. |
Earliest I've been to sleep in awhile.. #goodnight |
@_sabbrinaa not fun |
possibly the stupidest person I've ever met . |
How is it possible that I've been going to the gym & I feel like I'm getting fat. I'm disgusted |
@Yankees #JoeyVotto |
I thought you were dating someone but you sure don't act like it. |
I shouldn't be awake |
This is the second time I've lost my math study guide \ud83d\ude14 |
@MollyLysbeth @logwalk312 exactly what we do. |
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