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I was that type of kid to wear horse shoe necklesses but never actually rode horses...
@ohheyits_mo awesome just let me knoww
\@CBurrAndJamal: Tries tanning. Becomes black.\" @C_Merp"
I'm Lost Without You, Can't Help Myself, How Does It Feel, To Know That I Love You Baby
@rynwashere I'm sure you would still salivate to a tube steak
@damian_valle hell no dropped out months ago!
@Jason6Peters I know \ud83d\ude15 I'm disappointed!
Gotta love the Rookie driving a van for his car!
The amount of sweat I produce during insanity is absolutely disgusting. \ud83d\ude37
I need cigs
@BreeSmith4023 you suck.
I remember this one time I left the bathroom and this adult was yelling at all my friends and he saw me and was like where were you
3 consecutive exams next week. Should I kill myself now or...
@TyKellyy @j_daddy_murray don't use it in a sentence. Haha. Gimme a definition
Don't give it unless they take it first.
Ate like crap yesterday and didn't workout. Proud of myself haha and also disgusted, back on track today lets get it. Work flow then PT
@Kelsey_Said_ you're too pretty to cry.
Literally loling if you tell the person you're 'talking' to you love them\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude2d
@Timmy_Drake1 6
@YourMainManNate hey, anything to make Lourdes dances more enjoyable. \ud83d\udc4d
Dustiest classes ever. Gonna be a long semester.
you really just need to go to bed. dang.
The only reason I wish Cloud was closer to Kato would be my BFF @Mirrr_MX338 #ForReal #MissHer
@Aussie_Sydney_ heard what happened, I stood up for you! Hate people!
You like popsicles?
@Virginia2134 #boom
taylor swift now is ur time to shine kanye is performing
i should hate him for the way he treated me, but i don't. maybe that's what love is.. not hating someone, even when you have every reason to
I just feel like no one really understands me.
My house is 1000 degrees
happy that I had a good day today. it's been awhile.
at least they are buying lunch
@mstryk12 I'm game!
I feel like shit now after drinking this yahoo
Good job by the #Panthers on the two minute drill. Finally looking like a good offerse. Touchdown #Panthers
@Abigail_Lauryn_ I'm so glad!
That was a fumble Chiefs fans
People are probably reading my tweets and are like \ud83d\ude48\ud83d\ude48\ud83d\ude4a
Seems like so many people are getting asked to prom already\ud83d\ude23\ud83d\ude12\ud83c\udd92
I laugh at least 4 trillion times a day..
I like you.. so im gonna make you wait for a kiss, because the slower we take the better our chances are <3
Again, its fucking Friday and... no plans. #WattaLoser #NoLife
@16NikkiNicole laying in my bed listening to music, you?
You're in control of your own life. If you don't like something, fix it.
@CDR_03 ass hole. Bye..
I bought a super cute dress for $4.97 at JCP today... unbelievable #bargainshopper
Reading all these tweets about Kevin & Alyssa and I'm just balling.. Stay strong Kevin. \ud83d\ude4f\ud83d\udc8b
Sleep than work. Story of my life.
Of course, pop is this only thing making me feel better \ud83d\ude12
I can't wait for the day everyone finds out the truth.
@Caleb_Zakora damn. You ok?
let me love you?
Swim through your veins like a fish in the sea
Love is a drug, like the strongest stuff ever.
Can I just say I freakin suck at English #failing
I wanna jump infront of a fking train right now
you dont get it
Here I go getting awkward \ud83d\ude02
Sluttin' it up today. Because I don't give a fuck. And I'm single, so fuck off.
Classic sake bombs with keystone
@Woziszeus didn't run into Mary, but Bob, Bruce and I ROCKED our end of the table. Had to peel myself away...
@_LEErae hey Lisa. Just woke from a deep sleep nap. How're you?
@WatsonZane ew!
Not a NASCAR fan...but the fact that at least 3 toyotas blew engines, and 6 Chevys finished in the top 10 today makes me happy! #America \ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8
@ashleykharris_ great. -_- wasn't even about him. And you guys.
#TweetYourBiggestFear losing everything I've worked so hard to get.
@VagromVitamin deal
@atrain351 idk yet
@KailaniArnold \ud83d\ude33 I don't want to haha
@ItsJ_Cross hahahaha
You dont know what you do to me.
@i_am_the_grebe Hahahahah #ohwell
The amount of sand in the frame rails of my truck from silver lake is sickening.
Well made that decision alot easier. #next!
I love seeing guys shop with their mommys
Who's going to Brillz
One of the best movies ever... #TheGuardian \ud83c\udf0a
I just had the best meat I've ever had. EVER HAD. And I've been all over the world.
I can see you got a thing for the fast life, so come on shawty let me show what the fast life
anyone tryna have a fun Monday Funday come to 246 fife cause like obviously we thought it was a good idea to get drunk on a Monday....
@suzrenee @va_girl00 Yep we will add her to the raffle
Hard Knocks
I might take a blanket and sleep outside...it won't be that bad #lol #fuckmylife
Just hit my head so hard it is bleeding. Cool
And savanna
I don't get runescape, never have.. never will.
thanks bud.
You're honestly the ugliest bitch I've ever saw.
@LoveFromJillsan I would if I wasn't doing dinner with my dad then going to piano \ud83d\ude11
Sooooo proud of my dog right now....#youdontevenknow
@SamObar sounds great!!!!!
,, Middle finger to these BITCHES!- \ud83d\udc4f
@DurbinPresident something new as in never been used, seen, affective... To big a concept? Lol
I just got a text that said \NO ONE LOVES YOU.\" #FuckingHarsh"
@calmaxpack this pain is nothing compared to being a Bengals fan keep your head up
@Finding_Memo8 hahaha when did you ever say no to me #mever bye boy call the elephant
@clark_devan like mine better, yours is def a close 2nd lol
IF YOU DON'T FUCKING LIKE ME THEN GO HOME.
@marissamelem can you help me? #Please
What the hell is it about me that makes people dislike me so much, damn! I don't understand it..