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@laurencreason if only we could switch to the other copy & back whenever we wanted. |
@JDawgTooSwog god bless you looked like a rapest when we were in middle school too \ue412\ue412\ue412 |
I swear if my dad bails on me, i'm gonna murder him. |
@AugustusThe3rd @RazorbackZJ it's full of mystery and it's the only show besides Sons of Anarchy that I keep up with. |
Home computer go splat. |
It's so much easier going to the gym when I can walk there in a few minutes. |
feel like I got hit by a bus |
Ok well now that everyone loves Ben Howard.... |
@CodyJournell Nope, I'll still call you that guy who missed 2 FGs and an XP. |
Can you imagine finding someone who stays |
You are so sexy oh my god \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d |
@fearLYSS__ @sabins11 @MostLargeDome thanks!! |
I'm ready for bed |
Hahaha r/music has Sleepyhead by Passion Pit as one of the top posts for the day |
@TaylorMaida3 that's what I thought haha |
@AvanzatoTeresa okay \ud83d\ude0a thanks. |
@anna_bonavita gosh you're too cute |
@taylormareches like chicken sandwiches at Wendy's |
Unreal |
Being single just makes sense for me, because I get a little attention from a lot of guys instead of a mild to moderate amount from one |
She said that a man that can dance could possibly get down witht the tool in his pants. #wobblebaby |
XboxOne. You know it's the third iteration? #XboxReveal |
Wait Lexie and Kristen are going to East.. |
@noody_SPN You're welcome and thanks! |
I had a dream last night that I was extremely pregnant \ud83d\ude33 |
Might hit the liquor stoe on lunch. |
@_MissBarrett @taymmxD Sometimes when I'm on twitter and I tweet both of y'all I forget I'm not on group message. Sorry world. |
@hpoole716 Kinsley is coming over. |
@IsabellahKnarr I'll be home in 8 hourssss. |
I think this is WVU's year. |
Web hosting from \u00a350 per year! |
@StillsEmily why are you even talking right now |
@MaLeeSparks @caitlynn_02 I stalked you last night. I think I know \ud83d\ude09 |
#GoTime at Faith Chapel Baptist Church. Time to worship!!! |
@MusefulBuckles can tell they brought out their best for this slugfest. |
@jacklynnkb I will. I love you. |
@km_sparks #SorryNotSorry |
Hard to move on when youll always regret one. |
On my way to the fights \ud83d\udc4a |
So excited cooper bought his dads truck today #sonice |
Bitches talk more than dudes these days. |
@_CORY___ fag |
Felt good to work again \ud83d\ude0a |
@CesarJaimes3 thank you!!!\ud83d\ude01 |
AW IM CRYIN HER MOM GAVE HER THE AWARD |
Decisions decisions |
LIGHTENING JUST STRUCK THE STREET RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE OH SHIT |
One flew over the cuckoo's nest = nicholson at his finest |
@StefanieReed snowball stand |
@jackmalka24 you better watch every move you make |
I wanna do bad things with you ;) #trueblood |
@tapjazzclog he says he has been waiting for the year when one if his girls get to Dance to it. lol |
Kicking it and listening to the good 2010 music |
Enjoy not having Friday classes, assholes. |
@stephen_pavey haha you want a princess valentine??? \ud83d\ude1d |
what kinda dad are you, your not a dad your a peice of shit |
You're annoying stfu\u270b |
But boys usually aren't |
Time to make some moneyyy |
Getting in bed, shutting off the light, and realizing you left your laptop charging. So now there's an bright LED shining right at you. #\ud83d\ude23\ud83d\ude24 |
Oz in 3D was pretty sick. |
Hank this is why we pay you time to end this losing streak #Eh |
Unless you have a vagina I will not fuck you. |
I feel like shit |
Painkiller just made my night I love that song |
Work today sucks:( |
I hate myself |
@mbunner23 ok |
i wish i could sit there and talk out loud and make myself crack up!! @Corey_Bondo |
Can't sleep, hate not having that someone to cuddle with at night. |
My homework is due at midnight? You could have at least took me out to dinner first man |
Ugh that's it I give on trying to sleep it's not working |
Seriously I need to make money FAST. HOW |
Waking up next to her >>>>> |
@LandonHedstrom @tijahtate24 we could even mix it up with some little trolli octopus's. |
@Katiee_Harper2 Haha... |
#PeopleAtMySchool are kind of fucking stupid. |
I just want to go home. |
Either working shopping sleeping or with Trevor |
Well I get to write a whole paper today I've been putting off for over 3 weeks so there's that |
@kitttttykatttty DEPRESSION |
I saw a old bitch with spandex yoga pants. \ud83d\ude16 #saggybutthole #uhhh |
Build your #socialnetwork & social media strategy on meaningful relationships @MatthewWarner #CMC13 @CatholicPress |
@conbosskiewicz with your penis |
I really want some Bdubs #!!!!!! |
@aynnayyy sunburn? |
13 year old boys are worse than 13 year old girls. I'm about to smack my brother in the mouth. God he pisses me off |
@matney_tyler @laurabeth012 LIES! ALL LIES! |
TUNECHI |
narcissistic & hypocritical. what a lovely color on your pallet of personality. It goes great with your eyes. \u263a\ufe0f #exceptnotreally |
@hobiepost @jfisher_3 On our way. |
@abbeywink @gusgus4 @christygrellas REALLY THOUGH WE WERE ALL ON THE VERGE OF TEARS BACK HERE |
Just outrun the demons, could you |
Just passed a man drunkenly running down 123 IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD WITH CARS BEHIND HIM |
Luke Bryan is just perfect. |
Never in any way have I ever felt so bad so fast |
@kassielancaster your bad |
All good things come to an end wether you want them to or not. |
There's an inflatable raindeer walking around in the hallways \u270b\ud83d\ude02 |
Today in gov class I learned that everything belongs to the government. Nothing is sacred. |
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