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The scrubs are doubling up on there pjs this morning\u2744\ufe0f\u2744\ufe0f
@DeVore44 Matthew! Stop by UF when you're on xmas break!!
Attempting to learn Bitcoin and all these conspiracies and whatnot.
You know you're bestfriends when youre switch outfits to save one another's ass. Thank you\ud83d\udc4d maybe she won't hate me anymore. @MiriamLeMay
Those who are toughest on you usually see the greater potential in you...
That sucks.
#trashy
Pretty soon I'll be getting on my first plan. I'll see the veins of my city like they do in space.
Great day of worship with @cbcpensacola. Thankful for the baptism testimonies. Thankful for the team of ldrs who invested in this day!
I'm sorry but what is a 9 year old gonna do with an iPad..... I could make a 12 page list of what an 18 year old could do. :(
President Obama has done a lot of good things for this country, but continue to go unnoticed because of people's ignorance. How sad.
The fact that I don't have hardly any gas in my car\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\udc4e
Back to Fargo. The three words that have never made anyone happy.
What's with this cold in the summer time?! I can't breathe!
My elbow is fine dude \ud83d\ude02
Need to be about this hw finally
I want to go home.
Having such a good day
The only time I am in the mood to run is when I have so much on my mind \ud83d\ude0f\ud83c\udfc3\ud83d\udc5f\ud83c\udfa7
Lets enjoy this day we've been given. Hug the sun. #embracetheday
Wait, it's spring? #gohomegroundhog #youlied
Finding out your cat has cancer<<<<
@williams_0011 Ur weird
Couldn't be happier \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude46
@_MIKEwasoski_ text me
So you mean to tell me that all this time baseball didnt end in July for everyone?! They actually play thru October? Who knew! #LetsGoBucs \u26be
You said they had to have a great offense to win games. First key to be a good liar is to remember the lies you said haha
Assault weapon relatives are not meant for hunting game. If you own one, everyone knows what you're targeting in the back of your mind.
too bad
My boyfriend and dog will be super spoiled this Christmas
Still went to bed early and still tired...why!? :(
Craig owens reunites with chiodos. #hyfr
I'm tired
That's why we're so perfect for each other \ud83d\ude0d
Michael Bradley has a fivehead.
Not sure why I used the \ud83d\ude18 emoji #LT
@Katyalauer but seriously are u coming to fight me still???\ud83d\ude2c\ud83d\ude2c\ud83d\ude33
Life ain't always beautiful, but it's a beautiful ride.
My thanks goes out to whoever thought up the whole car seat warmer idea\ud83d\ude4c you da bomb
Blood on the Leaves
@AlanColmes \nWe need to b messes up to deal with the chaos in Washington
@KatrinaaRoss did you see what I ordered? Only spent $50 today.... #fml
Who the hell dates a boy with the name \Winston\" ..."
I'll be you, lets trade shoes.
nothing ticks me off more is when my mommaw tries to tell me I can't eat something bc of my diabetes. I lose it when I get told that. \ud83d\ude21\ud83d\udc4a
I cannot wait for the day off tomorrow.
Can we just be friends this is getting ridiculous
#VoiceSave Austin !!!!
@InfantryWife101 \u2764 your tweets right now; my fianc\u00e9 is Army & I'm Air Force; & I get crap all the time for the both of us; tell em!! \ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8\ud83d\ude18
@snakesambsdor @JusKozy you weren't anywhere to be found.
The lady at dunkin donuts loves me and always ask how I am doing and stuff... But she calls me Joshua.... I don't understand....
@awesome_grigsby you moving in Saturday?
America runs on pooping.
Today is a day I just want to sit and listen to music but have class all day... \ud83d\ude33\ud83d\udd2b not feeling it today.
\@TaylrGNGorDIE: M.A.A.D City is the greatest song ever created\" shut up."
@SewExcitedQuilt @sandyquiltz Good. Safe travels.
@nubsyy get pissed
When you get your huge heavy load of laundry ready to drive to the house only to realize you left your car at the house and can't get there
Groundhogs Day
The school shooting on One Tree Hill<<<< gets me every time\ud83d\ude22
@aaaalyvia you're welcome \ud83d\ude0c
We always clashing but we used to be close though
Is the world coming to an end, did James Egan really just compliment me????!!
@oskrNYC but I will be happy with the result. It was a fantastic feeling run, that's for sure. And I kicked several people's asses
Okay really didn't dig how the biebs wasn't even singing all around the world when he first came out
Be uncommon.<3
the awkward moment when everyone hates you>>>>>>>> #lovingthis
I can't sleep it's so hot
@carolll2016 bs 150 was the movie and then u guys to room pics we rnt stupid and people told us that u skipped coach even knows
Destination Medical Center Corporation Board should have given out commemorative tickets to public attending 1st meeting. #dmchardcore #dmc
I hate the whole male population.
I'd die for the crimson 3s man
#5ThingsThatAnnoyMe not being able to sleep when you need to
@tannerwood7 obviously it's not fair because you know stupid facts that no one else knows!
@justinbieber love you
hey @kayyyhill you're being a sucky best frand... #textmeback
@sassypantsbeana Yeah i'm fine :)
GO AWAY I HATE YOU
Wahhhhh I want my friends home \ud83d\ude2b
@ErikaDavid04 Hardly. I probably won't see you considering there's so many people. Do you know where you're living yet?
Saturday is going to be so fun,I love working! Mainly because half the time you're actually working and half the time youre doing crazy shit
Being a technician isn't just a job it's a lifestyle
When all else fails... #Write.
@itsAsmurphthang enjoy every minute!
Hopefully getting the new car this week!!
@bellalavery cool
\ud83d\udc36 Picking up the puppy tommorow! \ud83d\udc36
There are no more Oreos in my house wtf
I'm never gonna get to sleep \ud83d\ude1e
Seriously. It's been long overdue.
refusing to set my alarm.
@heyitsabbbb name all the people ? And you should see the stuff she says to him ? It's not even funny like telling someone to kill them self
\ud83c\udfb6- you're one of my only friends that don't annoy the shit out of me most of the time, we also got to let it burn again soon
Some people are just strange\ud83d\ude48
Well I be derned.
Worst day ever
I just really hope that you think of me
I miss you. I miss you so much. Nobody even knows how much I miss you, because I just miss you that much. I wish you were here.
@Dave_in_718 Thanks Dave. Have a great weekend man.
Today should just be Friday.