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This is the best weekend I have had, in a very long time. Gonna make this night memorable \ud83d\udc9c
I'm such a loser
I love how all you do is bitch about how terrible of a daughter I am. Really appreciate it.
Freakin awesome.
pretty sure I have like 20 tests next week \ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\udd2b
This is how I plan my day in my head.. \Well I work at three so I should get outta bed at no later then two to shower\" #ratchet"
Shark week \ud83d\ude0d
@JohnVassNascar get it fixed and use it!! I heard our President wants to tax everything that doesn't work
Getting that 6 pack
This new Xbox is awesome
Darby is afraid of balloons so she keeps trying to attack us.
Omg the sun is final shining for the first time in 3 days \ud83d\ude04 #sunshinestate #not
@bailey_thomp16 allright that was a bad decision we just crashed
I'm over this damn school. 176 days is toooooooo long \ud83d\ude20
Brooklyn knows who I'm talking about\ud83d\ude02
Wasn't supposed to get out work til 3 and I'm out already!
Baby face problems.........
Can I live
@alexxandriakush ikkk
You can't live a positive life with a negative mind.
@withawinkeyface at least she knows about protection, that's why you pry have chlamydia and she don't.
@Daylisky you don't like me do ya bro well guess what I don't give a Fuck bro bro how bout that
Fuck this night totally ruined
@bootylish_aly15 I've never thought you could be more gay
@AaronBlacklance very doubtful.
Can't breathe or sleep \ud83d\ude35
@ImTheDizz @bamurphy3 Oh I'm disappointed in you, boys! On the contrary, this story has just begun! It's gonna get much, much worse!
@StephenOzoroski \ud83d\ude11 oh my gosh. Every freakin time...
Thank god Alyssa isn't going away
@MaltDomo Thank ya Mr!:))
@aligomes_ we have yearbook \ud83d\ude11
Can we have this weather everyday or
@Derick_is_a_hik @TrentAitchison you're white as fuck. #no
My stomach feels like it's gonna explode
moonshine on the boulders lol...
@Angy_Bergado you're taking classes?
@SeanLowe09 what finally made it click?
Can't wait to go to the lake with @JORDYNaNEAL on Friday! \ud83d\ude0d
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Atleast it's the last day of school before spring break
Why do I continue to make the same dumb decision \ud83d\ude15
@shockey45 lmfao this is great!\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udca9
Anyone wanna hangout? :)
@TinyTimTheDJ my rents went there the weekend of the tourney once ... Got some sick pictures.. They can't catch great whites tho
@JoseCanseco you're fucking cancer
we are about to put the Darwinism back in Social Darwinism.
God damnit dude..
You'll be happy when I just fucking disappear
What am i watchiing.
@lacedaawg yeah best one we've ever taken
I've been exhausted all day and now that it's time for sleep I can't get relaxed
@Olivia_RoseC oh boy \ud83d\ude01
I wish I was watching football today #sadtweet
@LibbyEasterling \ud83d\ude30
My parking lot fee is probably hitting about 20 bucks at this point
#sodumb
Anyone up for the mall?
I don't understand how I manage to burn every time I go outside in weather over 75 degrees
@dpshow Yankees announcer was referring to pettitte as a coach because he came out of the dugout in that role. Too bad YOU missed that.
You'd be in great shape if you ran like your mouth.
Casually sobbing into my popcorn bc I've made a mistake
@sexyman48 don't be so naughty!
\Well jill, sorry we didn't make it to canada this time. I know you were looking forward to having your body cavity searched\" @MPotapenko"
@cheefkeith Parm
Summer time fine
When a cute ass guy has a girlfriend <<< #mylife
I'm totes listening to country music right now @geenbean .
Check it take my order cause ya body likes to carry out and let me walk into ya body till its lights out @jtimberlake
I should've got 2 cases just in case.
@LacyBlevins @kcrum91 haha...sorry I didn't talk, was in mid-hiccup.
I can't even deal... hahahaha.
@JohnKicklighter either we are already there or temporary government shutdown is no big thing
@garrettperkins_ thats the fucking truth!
Wow so pissed
@FitnessClay you take that back it is an amazing thing!!
Loved the surprise visit earlier!! Thank you much!! @TristalynKint \ud83d\ude3b
I was born to be true. not perfect
Oomf
@butterflysnbees It was a trainwreck. Labor&delivery were not kind to my boy. He spent 2 days in NICU. We're all home and doing well now.
@TheLifeOfHaynes I was going to rio grande but i'm trying to transfer to kent and probably eventually move to kent toooo.
Working alllll day wooooo \ud83d\udcb0\ud83d\udcb0\ud83d\udcb0
@Drew_Thur I miss you bby boy ;p
@ledzep_zoso75 When will they release bonaroo lineup
How did I end up right here with you\nAfter all the things that I been through
@sidneydean very down for this look
@zachhunt0 ):
My mom is going to get a dermal so awesome.
What happened to the person I met??
I'll give anyone my all until i have a reason not to.
I feel awful, but it needed to be said,
Whiskey for my men and beer for my horses.
Chad, do you see what I see on twitter right now? @CJ_Kisel
All the girls say I'm pretty fly for a white guy @Worrun
Little pissy today...
@TuckerReinhardt haha that was like 7 years ago
If Vic ever noticed me I would die, I WILL SEE HIM ONE DAY AND I WILL POSSIBLY RAPE HIM
I need to burp. Like its killing my stomach.
I miss my bed \ud83d\ude22
I spend my life around gay men. Romantically frustrating. No not sexually. #romantically
Looks like tosay is going to be the day I get out of work and hate everyone and lay in my bed and watch movies. Yup. Deffinetly is!