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This is the best weekend I have had, in a very long time. Gonna make this night memorable \ud83d\udc9c |
I'm such a loser |
I love how all you do is bitch about how terrible of a daughter I am. Really appreciate it. |
Freakin awesome. |
pretty sure I have like 20 tests next week \ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\udd2b |
This is how I plan my day in my head.. \Well I work at three so I should get outta bed at no later then two to shower\" #ratchet" |
Shark week \ud83d\ude0d |
@JohnVassNascar get it fixed and use it!! I heard our President wants to tax everything that doesn't work |
Getting that 6 pack |
This new Xbox is awesome |
Darby is afraid of balloons so she keeps trying to attack us. |
Omg the sun is final shining for the first time in 3 days \ud83d\ude04 #sunshinestate #not |
@bailey_thomp16 allright that was a bad decision we just crashed |
I'm over this damn school. 176 days is toooooooo long \ud83d\ude20 |
Brooklyn knows who I'm talking about\ud83d\ude02 |
Wasn't supposed to get out work til 3 and I'm out already! |
Baby face problems......... |
Can I live |
@alexxandriakush ikkk |
You can't live a positive life with a negative mind. |
@withawinkeyface at least she knows about protection, that's why you pry have chlamydia and she don't. |
@Daylisky you don't like me do ya bro well guess what I don't give a Fuck bro bro how bout that |
Fuck this night totally ruined |
@bootylish_aly15 I've never thought you could be more gay |
@AaronBlacklance very doubtful. |
Can't breathe or sleep \ud83d\ude35 |
@ImTheDizz @bamurphy3 Oh I'm disappointed in you, boys! On the contrary, this story has just begun! It's gonna get much, much worse! |
@StephenOzoroski \ud83d\ude11 oh my gosh. Every freakin time... |
Thank god Alyssa isn't going away |
@MaltDomo Thank ya Mr!:)) |
@aligomes_ we have yearbook \ud83d\ude11 |
Can we have this weather everyday or |
@Derick_is_a_hik @TrentAitchison you're white as fuck. #no |
My stomach feels like it's gonna explode |
moonshine on the boulders lol... |
@Angy_Bergado you're taking classes? |
@SeanLowe09 what finally made it click? |
Can't wait to go to the lake with @JORDYNaNEAL on Friday! \ud83d\ude0d |
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Atleast it's the last day of school before spring break |
Why do I continue to make the same dumb decision \ud83d\ude15 |
@shockey45 lmfao this is great!\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udca9 |
Anyone wanna hangout? :) |
@TinyTimTheDJ my rents went there the weekend of the tourney once ... Got some sick pictures.. They can't catch great whites tho |
@JoseCanseco you're fucking cancer |
we are about to put the Darwinism back in Social Darwinism. |
God damnit dude.. |
You'll be happy when I just fucking disappear |
What am i watchiing. |
@lacedaawg yeah best one we've ever taken |
I've been exhausted all day and now that it's time for sleep I can't get relaxed |
@Olivia_RoseC oh boy \ud83d\ude01 |
I wish I was watching football today #sadtweet |
@LibbyEasterling \ud83d\ude30 |
My parking lot fee is probably hitting about 20 bucks at this point |
#sodumb |
Anyone up for the mall? |
I don't understand how I manage to burn every time I go outside in weather over 75 degrees |
@dpshow Yankees announcer was referring to pettitte as a coach because he came out of the dugout in that role. Too bad YOU missed that. |
You'd be in great shape if you ran like your mouth. |
Casually sobbing into my popcorn bc I've made a mistake |
@sexyman48 don't be so naughty! |
\Well jill, sorry we didn't make it to canada this time. I know you were looking forward to having your body cavity searched\" @MPotapenko" |
@cheefkeith Parm |
Summer time fine |
When a cute ass guy has a girlfriend <<< #mylife |
I'm totes listening to country music right now @geenbean . |
Check it take my order cause ya body likes to carry out and let me walk into ya body till its lights out @jtimberlake |
I should've got 2 cases just in case. |
@LacyBlevins @kcrum91 haha...sorry I didn't talk, was in mid-hiccup. |
I can't even deal... hahahaha. |
@JohnKicklighter either we are already there or temporary government shutdown is no big thing |
@garrettperkins_ thats the fucking truth! |
Wow so pissed |
@FitnessClay you take that back it is an amazing thing!! |
Loved the surprise visit earlier!! Thank you much!! @TristalynKint \ud83d\ude3b |
I was born to be true. not perfect |
Oomf |
@butterflysnbees It was a trainwreck. Labor&delivery were not kind to my boy. He spent 2 days in NICU. We're all home and doing well now. |
@TheLifeOfHaynes I was going to rio grande but i'm trying to transfer to kent and probably eventually move to kent toooo. |
Working alllll day wooooo \ud83d\udcb0\ud83d\udcb0\ud83d\udcb0 |
@Drew_Thur I miss you bby boy ;p |
@ledzep_zoso75 When will they release bonaroo lineup |
How did I end up right here with you\nAfter all the things that I been through |
@sidneydean very down for this look |
@zachhunt0 ): |
My mom is going to get a dermal so awesome. |
What happened to the person I met?? |
I'll give anyone my all until i have a reason not to. |
I feel awful, but it needed to be said, |
Whiskey for my men and beer for my horses. |
Chad, do you see what I see on twitter right now? @CJ_Kisel |
All the girls say I'm pretty fly for a white guy @Worrun |
Little pissy today... |
@TuckerReinhardt haha that was like 7 years ago |
If Vic ever noticed me I would die, I WILL SEE HIM ONE DAY AND I WILL POSSIBLY RAPE HIM |
I need to burp. Like its killing my stomach. |
I miss my bed \ud83d\ude22 |
I spend my life around gay men. Romantically frustrating. No not sexually. #romantically |
Looks like tosay is going to be the day I get out of work and hate everyone and lay in my bed and watch movies. Yup. Deffinetly is! |
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