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@MadieArledge yes, it's normal paint you just buy in a can and paint it on your walls \ud83d\ude0a |
RIP rabbit that just tried to run across the road in front of me... you were fast but not fast enough. Poor guy never stood a chance |
Watching that Reggie Miller shit , still drunk |
@NiallOfficial who was supposed to have done this bahaha |
@Lehgoo_Mehgoo all parents do, but ESPECIALLY yours. Any ticky tack foul, or anything that goes against you.. They'll throw their hands in |
All done with my #Christmas shopping!! Woot Woot |
@hiramboyd @MajorLeagueJake all tge potential to be kazmir and more |
Big game for the boys in blue #GoBlue |
Thank the Lord no one is screenshotting me this morning. |
I don't get how you have friends that you talk so much shit about \ud83d\ude45 |
AC tonight. |
I want hemp and beads in my hair, looks so cooool |
@BarbNichol haha thanks barb!! He had a great game, thank god! |
Captain crunch with berries for the win. |
I love my drained rats, Tessa domm and Anna \ud83d\udc9b\ud83d\udc99\ud83d\udc9c\ud83d\udc9a |
@jsl_0888 I miss you too! |
I'm so excited to go campus touring my junior year for some reason\u263a |
If you tell me you have a migraine and you don't want to blow your brains out then you don't have a migraine shut the fuck up |
@KnockinEmOut agreed |
@Kennsy42x3 I have a one day a week job that pays me $35. That would be like almost a months pay for me xc |
I feel like today was a productive enjoyable day \ud83d\udc4c |
that is as if two Of the three teams (Clemson, oregan or Alabama) lose. |
I wanna workout with @TheKennyBell7 lol he's huge! |
So beyond done |
Juuuus kiddin. That was gross. |
@morganhudson18 do it! |
Sooo who wants to come kiss me at midnight?\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude18 |
I hate missing you, but I'm so thankful that you're mine to miss. \ud83d\udc95 |
Ew some people are honestly so creepy |
Time is wasting |
We dropped @krissyecka off, billy missed and exit, now we're lost. |
@abigailworstell I died laughing that was too funny |
@Ashtan_hickman you're. |
@EricEstenfelder @Matt_Stoneking @h_dunnn RUNNING AROUND LEAVING SCARS |
@BeshinJay we brought it to the garage but then they told us to bring it to ford |
Count it |
Okay we get it #Shutup |
I'm gonna make you say you love me\ud83d\ude01 |
What's better than a Monday night football promo? A MNF promo featuring a Griffey nod. |
Could've gotten @jimmyjohns delivery but decided to drive through campus traffic just to see @ecady at her new store. Now that's #truelove! |
I will seriously pay someone to cook for me! |
@schadjoe still deceived much of the public by insinuating he had met with her in person several times before..also, never went to funeral? |
I hate @abbyphipps_ #lockedout |
my name is not Megan. |
seriously what the fuck is wrong with the audio on this shit. Also this dopey asshole can't seem to talk. |
Went to the bank with almost a thousand dollars in my hand. Left the bank with $60 in my hand. Came home with only $8...#MoneyProbs |
My dogs are crazzzyyy. |
@metruedesign2 Lets put the past behind us |
@rayandalee not really called for. |
@XxJARELLExX \ud83d\ude18 |
Can @WildBoyzzzzz just go fuck himself? Like seriously, BYE! \ud83d\udc4b\u270c |
Natalie left her purse at van and she's like \my fav spray is in there I need to find it!\" Her dad goes, NO NATALIE YOUR CARD IS IN THERE!!" |
It's so strange how I can hear your voice saying every text you send to me |
@lydia_mae211 but I thought we were cute \ud83d\ude2d |
@graisone1 omg.. \ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude33 i was scared for life. |
Bongs & Thongs \ud83d\ude0d |
I think I might dye my hair dark. Just for a little while at least |
We don't get the results of Tryouts till tomorrow #nervous |
@Paul_brinkel oh yeah I didn't do that.... |
People I knew from high school having kids? I'm just sitting here like.. What? |
can't believe the name of the mineral in avatar is actually unobtainium like seriously where's the creativity?! |
Thank you Stanford! Now Bama needs to do work Saturday #RollTide |
@Chelsea_Wymer Soooo should we dress warm for the game Saturday? \ud83d\ude01 |
People who also go out of their way to put down another team..please. Get over that crap. Just enjoy the game! |
@Boobie_C32 haha |
@Kopeschka18 @meeeeeessh I agree. It was a nice dick |
@njmadmaxlyons got tht air conditioning biotch |
@leesuhcar is there one in the parking lot?! |
Physics today >>>> |
I know where I'll be on Memorial Day. Fast Six is the best news I've heard all year. #vindieselisagod #superbowl2013 |
I just love how people are don't you? |
Snapchat is a very dangerous app |
@thats0jack OMG JACK I LOVE YOU MORE THAN LIFE |
@alexamarie15_ you made this photo directed towards me in 6th grade\ud83d\ude02 |
And now LeBron will go off for 25 in the 4th, Noah & Belinelli foul out and Nate Robinson will grow 5 inches to look like 50 cents twin. |
@bigg_sopphh20 happy Thanksgiving |
@RuthieOlivia that'll be good!!! I think we should all work on it, but then again some people are WAAAYYY to confident haha |
@AP804 @TigersProspects @ramietytgat Fister? Why? |
I'm a Leo for a reason |
Just dance night with the family. |
Working 6 and 7 days a week about to get old. It's fishing season people. #BASSFISHING |
\u201c@VeryGrumpyCat: I have more conversations in my head than I do in real life.\u201d |
@ricksporcic That was kind of sad in a way man. Don't you think? |
@tanner_nygren that sucks!!!! |
@lopchristoph001 yeah that |
@RIliescu15 they're booing the commissioner not the Blackhawks. Rightly so too. |
Upset nation? #UofM |
Glad this weekend's over |
These rastafarian people or whatever are smoking so much |
One of these days I won't be able to hold in my thoughts... And then the truth will come out. |
@aserrrvs Matthew 6:34 |
@matt_hennie @GianaNicole15 what kind of sick game is this |
Lord have mercy |
Soo bored its not even funny |
if you're a cheerleader then your obviously supposed to cheer. don't ask why the hell your doing so many cheers. |
My dad is such an asshole |
White people are held to a higher standard because were not the minority. This basically means minorities can be racist with no consequence. |
watching 1000 ways to die makes me cringe. but its so interesting and funny but not funny at all actually super creepy |
Dang that girl is beautiful |
the snow looks like glitter and I'm likin it \ud83d\ude0d |
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