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@MadieArledge yes, it's normal paint you just buy in a can and paint it on your walls \ud83d\ude0a
RIP rabbit that just tried to run across the road in front of me... you were fast but not fast enough. Poor guy never stood a chance
Watching that Reggie Miller shit , still drunk
@NiallOfficial who was supposed to have done this bahaha
@Lehgoo_Mehgoo all parents do, but ESPECIALLY yours. Any ticky tack foul, or anything that goes against you.. They'll throw their hands in
All done with my #Christmas shopping!! Woot Woot
@hiramboyd @MajorLeagueJake all tge potential to be kazmir and more
Big game for the boys in blue #GoBlue
Thank the Lord no one is screenshotting me this morning.
I don't get how you have friends that you talk so much shit about \ud83d\ude45
AC tonight.
I want hemp and beads in my hair, looks so cooool
@BarbNichol haha thanks barb!! He had a great game, thank god!
Captain crunch with berries for the win.
I love my drained rats, Tessa domm and Anna \ud83d\udc9b\ud83d\udc99\ud83d\udc9c\ud83d\udc9a
@jsl_0888 I miss you too!
I'm so excited to go campus touring my junior year for some reason\u263a
If you tell me you have a migraine and you don't want to blow your brains out then you don't have a migraine shut the fuck up
@KnockinEmOut agreed
@Kennsy42x3 I have a one day a week job that pays me $35. That would be like almost a months pay for me xc
I feel like today was a productive enjoyable day \ud83d\udc4c
that is as if two Of the three teams (Clemson, oregan or Alabama) lose.
I wanna workout with @TheKennyBell7 lol he's huge!
So beyond done
Juuuus kiddin. That was gross.
@morganhudson18 do it!
Sooo who wants to come kiss me at midnight?\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude18
I hate missing you, but I'm so thankful that you're mine to miss. \ud83d\udc95
Ew some people are honestly so creepy
Time is wasting
We dropped @krissyecka off, billy missed and exit, now we're lost.
@abigailworstell I died laughing that was too funny
@Ashtan_hickman you're.
@EricEstenfelder @Matt_Stoneking @h_dunnn RUNNING AROUND LEAVING SCARS
@BeshinJay we brought it to the garage but then they told us to bring it to ford
Count it
Okay we get it #Shutup
I'm gonna make you say you love me\ud83d\ude01
What's better than a Monday night football promo? A MNF promo featuring a Griffey nod.
Could've gotten @jimmyjohns delivery but decided to drive through campus traffic just to see @ecady at her new store. Now that's #truelove!
I will seriously pay someone to cook for me!
@schadjoe still deceived much of the public by insinuating he had met with her in person several times before..also, never went to funeral?
I hate @abbyphipps_ #lockedout
my name is not Megan.
seriously what the fuck is wrong with the audio on this shit. Also this dopey asshole can't seem to talk.
Went to the bank with almost a thousand dollars in my hand. Left the bank with $60 in my hand. Came home with only $8...#MoneyProbs
My dogs are crazzzyyy.
@metruedesign2 Lets put the past behind us
@rayandalee not really called for.
@XxJARELLExX \ud83d\ude18
Can @WildBoyzzzzz just go fuck himself? Like seriously, BYE! \ud83d\udc4b\u270c
Natalie left her purse at van and she's like \my fav spray is in there I need to find it!\" Her dad goes, NO NATALIE YOUR CARD IS IN THERE!!"
It's so strange how I can hear your voice saying every text you send to me
@lydia_mae211 but I thought we were cute \ud83d\ude2d
@graisone1 omg.. \ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude33 i was scared for life.
Bongs & Thongs \ud83d\ude0d
I think I might dye my hair dark. Just for a little while at least
We don't get the results of Tryouts till tomorrow #nervous
@Paul_brinkel oh yeah I didn't do that....
People I knew from high school having kids? I'm just sitting here like.. What?
can't believe the name of the mineral in avatar is actually unobtainium like seriously where's the creativity?!
Thank you Stanford! Now Bama needs to do work Saturday #RollTide
@Chelsea_Wymer Soooo should we dress warm for the game Saturday? \ud83d\ude01
People who also go out of their way to put down another team..please. Get over that crap. Just enjoy the game!
@Boobie_C32 haha
@Kopeschka18 @meeeeeessh I agree. It was a nice dick
@njmadmaxlyons got tht air conditioning biotch
@leesuhcar is there one in the parking lot?!
Physics today >>>>
I know where I'll be on Memorial Day. Fast Six is the best news I've heard all year. #vindieselisagod #superbowl2013
I just love how people are don't you?
Snapchat is a very dangerous app
@thats0jack OMG JACK I LOVE YOU MORE THAN LIFE
@alexamarie15_ you made this photo directed towards me in 6th grade\ud83d\ude02
And now LeBron will go off for 25 in the 4th, Noah & Belinelli foul out and Nate Robinson will grow 5 inches to look like 50 cents twin.
@bigg_sopphh20 happy Thanksgiving
@RuthieOlivia that'll be good!!! I think we should all work on it, but then again some people are WAAAYYY to confident haha
@AP804 @TigersProspects @ramietytgat Fister? Why?
I'm a Leo for a reason
Just dance night with the family.
Working 6 and 7 days a week about to get old. It's fishing season people. #BASSFISHING
\u201c@VeryGrumpyCat: I have more conversations in my head than I do in real life.\u201d
@ricksporcic That was kind of sad in a way man. Don't you think?
@tanner_nygren that sucks!!!!
@lopchristoph001 yeah that
@RIliescu15 they're booing the commissioner not the Blackhawks. Rightly so too.
Upset nation? #UofM
Glad this weekend's over
These rastafarian people or whatever are smoking so much
One of these days I won't be able to hold in my thoughts... And then the truth will come out.
@aserrrvs Matthew 6:34
@matt_hennie @GianaNicole15 what kind of sick game is this
Lord have mercy
Soo bored its not even funny
if you're a cheerleader then your obviously supposed to cheer. don't ask why the hell your doing so many cheers.
My dad is such an asshole
White people are held to a higher standard because were not the minority. This basically means minorities can be racist with no consequence.
watching 1000 ways to die makes me cringe. but its so interesting and funny but not funny at all actually super creepy
Dang that girl is beautiful
the snow looks like glitter and I'm likin it \ud83d\ude0d