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@nat_cat11 id have a 5 day weekend! I won't be at school Tuesday either! |
Happy valentines day ladies |
@bibliophile89 Often...but I haven't..yet.. |
#ThingsPeopleDoThatPissMeOff ignore me |
Paul's BladeRF has arrived, to join mine. GPS disciplined oscillators as reference. FSK modem first? |
Who up |
@Shatirahhh im dead serious you never have time for me it seems like |
Well I was asleep, until I woke up from Hitting my head on the wall\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 and @katierae_98 laughing \ud83d\ude0a |
At this basketball game and this team is called the Bellied Ballers...really?!?!?! |
Found my other kilt under a melted snow bank in my driveway \ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\udc4f |
@lillrayyy blocked |
@cassie4africa @abc123kasey I was about to tweet this! Haha |
Last walk through of South \ud83d\ude1f its a sad day! |
Headed to the office to finish my best man speech! Switching a lot around! |
@CutonDime25 @derrick3DPhilly @RealSkipBayless damn. Wonder what was said on the field |
Through tear drops and laughter we'll pass through this world hand in hand |
@brittany_jeann haha I bet! I really am thinking about getting a side by side.. Haha |
@hailzmcheezy oh thank god. |
Ugh so tired |
@jesswise015 @bmoney2114 awheeeeeee |
@Dee_Burch \ud83d\ude0f\ud83d\ude18 |
@toninperkaj @SeanHaddow9 It's the only way to do it! |
my only thought these past few days has been Chicago Chicago Chicago. August 8th needs to hurry up! |
@SJ_SarahJo @Eyarna what someone finds funny is completely based upon that persons sense of humor. If they think a joke about rape is funny |
@_kaitlynbackk \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 his brother is a fag too. It must run in the family i guess |
@malcshakes wait seriously |
Oh wait |
I said thing is I used to have abs & Anna said it's ok we never had abs \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 |
I'm not a very patient person. |
@fox_compliments passing the compliment to @gabbyeskis because she's the most beautiful person I've ever met. inside and out. |
Is it baaaad that |
Two Bradley Cooper movies in a row. Alway a great idea. |
Once a week is to much? 4 times a month?! This is stupid. #fml. |
@paigenied5 it's the best!!! Dancin in the moonlight |
So excited to see @Ralphie_May again tonight at @FoxwoodsCT #funny #comedy |
@kimmashungry don't tell me what to do Kimberlyn. |
@HaleyBedard4 holy shit I didn't even see that |
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game night! \ud83c\udccf |
When before an open door we must decide whether or not to go through but first we must decide if it was God that placed the door there. Pray |
@alyssa_rohlandd @jbeadle50 hahaha i am not rich |
@NOLE_NAT1ON thank you so much |
My back itchessss |
Probz can count about 3 people I like right now \ud83d\ude21 |
So much for sleeping. |
This game is fucking over #MNF |
@chancetherapper isn't coming to oklahoma on his tour... Kinda upsetting.. |
@AmandaReeves212 nooooo I miss it all so much I miss the room with the fish and our fake colored hair |
Sometimes I legitimately wish I didn't have to be alive anymore so I didn't have to live with all this pain. It actually happens a lot. |
If your a stripper because you have a child to take care of by yourself your a good mother but if u are a stripper for attention u r a whore |
@JennPen92 I has homework!!!!! Too much of it. |
He's precious :) |
@ashgo4th so lol tell em to go fall offa hill |
Hen I play volleyball my goal is to get floor burn because it means I'm trying my hardest! #TheVolleyballStruggle |
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It's a wine night by the fire in nc tonight\ud83c\udf77\ud83d\udd25 |
@CusickDanielle the real question is why are you up and not texting me. |
@NathanWahrer I appreciate you keeping tabs on my life. #bffs |
@xoxomyranda ok |
@__ImDes k |
@E_Jagielo Congrats man your a player for one of the best franchises in the history of baseball ! Good luck ! |
@AshleaBabyy Really, what's up? I'm leaving in a minute btw he's about to crash. |
\Look! The \ud83d\udc10 is watching @just_bob19 pee.\" Umm @rigga621, that would be a \ud83d\udc36! \ud83d\ude02" |
Looking gorgeous @AubreyODay ! |
Someone come over and make me some blueberry pancakes. I'm home alone and too lazy to get outta bed. \ud83d\ude4f |
Beth is eating some weird lookin shit on break right now. I hope I don't eat like that when I decide to have kids lol |
@AMoll07 just left when do you plan on going? |
Obsessed #MariahCarey describes you 100000000% accurately |
@SnapIn2ASlimKim woah wait a second! You did it to me last week \ud83d\ude4d #justloveme |
@shannon_jax #boom |
THANK YOU FOR PICKING ME UP EARLY WITH AROMA JOES MOM |
I absolutely hate every person |
@laclips it\u2019s real. I copied it from my other account that he hasn\u2019t blocked yet. I often want to tweet obscenities at him through it. |
Making these excuses why you're not around. |
I like that there is always breaking news on all TVs in Arrow. |
Why are strawberries so good!?? |
There is only one Amanda that does not irritate me |
Offending a bunch of people in the parking lot this morning with my Newsboys!! #TeamJesus |
Learned not to let the little things get to me |
@ryanlochte your faces during the politics inquisition...priceless! #WWRLD |
I was top of the line reckless last night |
That wasn't about you |
I've got to get my priorities straight. |
@samanthavbailey \ud83d\ude01 |
Ugh |
Reasons I love twitter, get to comment on awesome people's stuff like @DUSTIN_RHODES1 & watch strangers ask absurd ?'s with No point |
Bring back Mrs routtes books you fucks. |
I love my mustang #mybaby |
Oh you know. Casually passing out as they were explaining the procedure. \ud83d\ude31\ud83d\ude33 |
California dream, Amsterdam reality. |
I'm so happy I don't have to be at school til 930 all week. #yes |
@lanzdog I did to man. hope it's going to be a good season |
Text me #wahtweet |
I'm so ready for vacation. I need Friday to be here NOW. Just a whole week of going to shows and the beach. \ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\udc4d |
@HCO_KidStackz @evanlangg5 nevermind it's hilarious.... |
I had a dream i graduated college the morning of my high school graduation with a degree in watercolor's..... |
\@brensanity96: Ill never give up on something I want a day in my life #Trueee\"" |
My dogs son keeps bothering him he's mad |
That kinda blew me |
@lexiisbrown I agree with you <3 |
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