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@nat_cat11 id have a 5 day weekend! I won't be at school Tuesday either!
Happy valentines day ladies
@bibliophile89 Often...but I haven't..yet..
#ThingsPeopleDoThatPissMeOff ignore me
Paul's BladeRF has arrived, to join mine. GPS disciplined oscillators as reference. FSK modem first?
Who up
@Shatirahhh im dead serious you never have time for me it seems like
Well I was asleep, until I woke up from Hitting my head on the wall\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 and @katierae_98 laughing \ud83d\ude0a
At this basketball game and this team is called the Bellied Ballers...really?!?!?!
Found my other kilt under a melted snow bank in my driveway \ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\udc4f
@lillrayyy blocked
@cassie4africa @abc123kasey I was about to tweet this! Haha
Last walk through of South \ud83d\ude1f its a sad day!
Headed to the office to finish my best man speech! Switching a lot around!
@CutonDime25 @derrick3DPhilly @RealSkipBayless damn. Wonder what was said on the field
Through tear drops and laughter we'll pass through this world hand in hand
@brittany_jeann haha I bet! I really am thinking about getting a side by side.. Haha
@hailzmcheezy oh thank god.
Ugh so tired
@jesswise015 @bmoney2114 awheeeeeee
@Dee_Burch \ud83d\ude0f\ud83d\ude18
@toninperkaj @SeanHaddow9 It's the only way to do it!
my only thought these past few days has been Chicago Chicago Chicago. August 8th needs to hurry up!
@SJ_SarahJo @Eyarna what someone finds funny is completely based upon that persons sense of humor. If they think a joke about rape is funny
@_kaitlynbackk \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 his brother is a fag too. It must run in the family i guess
@malcshakes wait seriously
Oh wait
I said thing is I used to have abs & Anna said it's ok we never had abs \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02
I'm not a very patient person.
@fox_compliments passing the compliment to @gabbyeskis because she's the most beautiful person I've ever met. inside and out.
Is it baaaad that
Two Bradley Cooper movies in a row. Alway a great idea.
Once a week is to much? 4 times a month?! This is stupid. #fml.
@paigenied5 it's the best!!! Dancin in the moonlight
So excited to see @Ralphie_May again tonight at @FoxwoodsCT #funny #comedy
@kimmashungry don't tell me what to do Kimberlyn.
@HaleyBedard4 holy shit I didn't even see that
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game night! \ud83c\udccf
When before an open door we must decide whether or not to go through but first we must decide if it was God that placed the door there. Pray
@alyssa_rohlandd @jbeadle50 hahaha i am not rich
@NOLE_NAT1ON thank you so much
My back itchessss
Probz can count about 3 people I like right now \ud83d\ude21
So much for sleeping.
This game is fucking over #MNF
@chancetherapper isn't coming to oklahoma on his tour... Kinda upsetting..
@AmandaReeves212 nooooo I miss it all so much I miss the room with the fish and our fake colored hair
Sometimes I legitimately wish I didn't have to be alive anymore so I didn't have to live with all this pain. It actually happens a lot.
If your a stripper because you have a child to take care of by yourself your a good mother but if u are a stripper for attention u r a whore
@JennPen92 I has homework!!!!! Too much of it.
He's precious :)
@ashgo4th so lol tell em to go fall offa hill
Hen I play volleyball my goal is to get floor burn because it means I'm trying my hardest! #TheVolleyballStruggle
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It's a wine night by the fire in nc tonight\ud83c\udf77\ud83d\udd25
@CusickDanielle the real question is why are you up and not texting me.
@NathanWahrer I appreciate you keeping tabs on my life. #bffs
@xoxomyranda ok
@__ImDes k
@E_Jagielo Congrats man your a player for one of the best franchises in the history of baseball ! Good luck !
@AshleaBabyy Really, what's up? I'm leaving in a minute btw he's about to crash.
\Look! The \ud83d\udc10 is watching @just_bob19 pee.\" Umm @rigga621, that would be a \ud83d\udc36! \ud83d\ude02"
Looking gorgeous @AubreyODay !
Someone come over and make me some blueberry pancakes. I'm home alone and too lazy to get outta bed. \ud83d\ude4f
Beth is eating some weird lookin shit on break right now. I hope I don't eat like that when I decide to have kids lol
@AMoll07 just left when do you plan on going?
Obsessed #MariahCarey describes you 100000000% accurately
@SnapIn2ASlimKim woah wait a second! You did it to me last week \ud83d\ude4d #justloveme
@shannon_jax #boom
THANK YOU FOR PICKING ME UP EARLY WITH AROMA JOES MOM
I absolutely hate every person
@laclips it\u2019s real. I copied it from my other account that he hasn\u2019t blocked yet. I often want to tweet obscenities at him through it.
Making these excuses why you're not around.
I like that there is always breaking news on all TVs in Arrow.
Why are strawberries so good!??
There is only one Amanda that does not irritate me
Offending a bunch of people in the parking lot this morning with my Newsboys!! #TeamJesus
Learned not to let the little things get to me
@ryanlochte your faces during the politics inquisition...priceless! #WWRLD
I was top of the line reckless last night
That wasn't about you
I've got to get my priorities straight.
@samanthavbailey \ud83d\ude01
Ugh
Reasons I love twitter, get to comment on awesome people's stuff like @DUSTIN_RHODES1 & watch strangers ask absurd ?'s with No point
Bring back Mrs routtes books you fucks.
I love my mustang #mybaby
Oh you know. Casually passing out as they were explaining the procedure. \ud83d\ude31\ud83d\ude33
California dream, Amsterdam reality.
I'm so happy I don't have to be at school til 930 all week. #yes
@lanzdog I did to man. hope it's going to be a good season
Text me #wahtweet
I'm so ready for vacation. I need Friday to be here NOW. Just a whole week of going to shows and the beach. \ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\udc4d
@HCO_KidStackz @evanlangg5 nevermind it's hilarious....
I had a dream i graduated college the morning of my high school graduation with a degree in watercolor's.....
\@brensanity96: Ill never give up on something I want a day in my life #Trueee\""
My dogs son keeps bothering him he's mad
That kinda blew me
@lexiisbrown I agree with you <3