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@HOLOCAUSTIN Oh. Word! Super random you said that. I wish we could've done more with it. |
I guess when it hits 12 the whores come out to play. |
noooooooo \ud83d\ude2b\ud83d\ude2d |
#ohmygod children are already crying and we're not even on the plane yet. #nonapsforme |
I have no one to talk to lol. It's time for bed. |
I could live off of salad |
@brandy_alex12 yes she's getting the same thing ! |
I can't even begin to explain my excitement to speak with our recruiter from Troy on Wednesday! #CountdownToCollege |
I hate makeup so much |
Andrew's sweats >>> \ud83d\ude0d |
Only one more hour of work #thankgod |
@MileyCyrus new song wrecking ball is absolutely perfect |
@cheyytyler72 you thought we were ever friends? LOL |
The vow is the cutest movie everrrr \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\udc99\ud83d\udc9a\ud83d\udc97 |
Justin Bieber's tattoos really are hot. Can't even lie |
Being yourself is way better than trying to be someone you're not. |
I can't even stand up without wanting to fall over and pass out. |
@Richie2day @nohypejustlife lol stop being mean Richie |
@wonkyushipper07 They love each other but not in a romantic way. They use sex to bond because it's the only way they know how |
@emmaefraser @Parissa_Rad it's not even like eyelashes where if you're really desperate you can get fake ones... |
@MelvinBrenner @mcshane_caitlin I knew u were gonna say that lollllzzzz |
Thank you to my boyfriend for always being there for me for the last couple months. #meanseverything @tuckermarks |
Blast of Tempest was decent, really stumbled in the second half but picks back up by the end. |
@davonmagwood Where ya headed to now? |
@bmcnely Agreed, that why I'm happily using DTP more. It's nice controlling all my data. Now I need to find a Reader replacement. |
@phil_reece that's amazing |
Staying home and watching jack the giant slayer unlike everyone else #groundedlife |
I love melatonin. |
Im always the one alone and inside like i wish people actually wanted to chill with me . |
Can we just leave already? |
I want a boyfriend who will visit me at work and bring me mcdonalds. |
The things that I've done and the man I've become disappear. I wish I was anywhere but here! |
No I definitely won |
I usually can read people rather well, but that night on my date I was totally wrong, the #toolbag turned out to be #princecharming \ud83d\udc51 |
He was yellow and fluffy. |
My ass is #sore from the #gym... |
@danibren im thinkin like full clothed dryhumping |
@iank12 I believe that was absolute citron and pink lemonade |
@BigPape60 yeah dude |
@errca_ann did you get it at Joe Sippers?! They are the best!!!! |
#SharkWeek is the best week>>> |
Just sneezed so hard I almost hit my head on my steering wheel \ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude33 |
I have got to stop thinking that maybe if I were different I'd have you |
Planning a glitter war in commons with Nick, Casey, and Angelo. Should be fun |
If you smoke mids I'm just gonna assume you have a little weiner. Sorry, that's life. |
Why couldn't Geneseo be located somewhere warm all year round? |
Wind 0.0 mph ---. Barometer 30.19 in, Steady. Temperature 68.0 \u00b0F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 99% |
@janwatson6 keep your head up \ud83d\ude18 |
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that's pretty funny coming from you considering the things you've done \ud83d\ude4a |
Can't wait till the team gets to see @ShitKeeferSays0 Afro he's got going on. |
The assistant even asked about my moms pig cake \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udc37 |
Saying goodbye never gets easier. |
@MRNRadio Kyle would only smash it in victory lane:( |
@Stormyjones1 hahah well we beat them once so.. |
@TDP_9166 feel like I can't either than... \ud83d\udc81 |
@bre_joyce love you too Bre! |
@DillonVoltz you would be my best man if i would ever get married but i won't cuz i will die of cancer by then #cancerboy :) #eulogyspeaker? |
@chefsymon I have both danskos and crocs. All depends. |
I knew it was too good to be true |
So I've decided too join the sailing team at drexal |
I Can't Shake You. <3 #glorianna #country |
Why didn't Chris Daughtry win American Idol again? His voice is gold. |
I feel college is so much easier than highschool |
Cocaine is awesome. |
I can make your life a living hell if you don't shut the fuck up |
if there's fuzz where your hamster was, it's probably because of tarantulas! |
@justinbieber @uniteofbieber SO CUTE |
One of the worst things ever is opening snapchat and it's on the front facing camera |
yeeee I am now am owner of an iPad mini \u263a\ufe0f |
Saying bye is hard |
Dibs @LukeBryanOnline |
At my breaking point.... never thought I'd hear myself say, SCHOOL HURRY UP! |
Moral of the story ladies and germs, don't say shit about my unicorn. Or i WILL fuck your life up. |
Jeff never misses a Women Crush Wednesday \ud83d\ude02 @J_Etter14 |
So far my college experience consists of writing essays and eating grilled cheeses |
Walking though the snow in flip flops is definitely one of my worst ideas ever |
@Bri_nicole26 haha it came out of no where just popped up im my head!! Those are the best times when I say my most funniest things! Usually! |
I just need some Fazoli's now. |
My brother just spelled worn as whoren.... \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 |
@JuanDwptv me neither. |
My pops just asked what 'Lace Up' was. |
Could have been... |
I couldn't spell faggot without u |
\ue348\ue347- you are so pretty! |
you're a temptation i can't resist |
Somebody's grouchy! @bigdaddyayers |
@muh_ken_zay I do it all day everyday. #civicswag |
oops |
Look, it's Ben Afflec playing Tony Stark. #Paycheck |
@Toaddiamond typed that by himself |
Christmas is ruined. That is all. |
Still have one more day until I go back to reality \ud83c\udf7b\ud83d\ude48 |
Drove my brother all the way to school and then he realized he doesn't have his backpack |
@shondarhimes@EllenPompeo loved the show tonight. I can't wait to see what happens next. But I'm sad that @IamSandraOh is leaving the show |
ruined my day\ud83d\ude02 |
Trying to eat healthier...not going so well |
#ConsOfDatingMe I care too much, clearly that's a problem. |
Phones been quiet all morning \ud83d\ude1e #NoLove |
Every damn time me and Becca go to eat she brings home leftovers and leaves them at my house |
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