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You're like a weed...once I think I've gotten rid of you, you come crawling back... |
@EricStreight eww haha that is awful. |
I got to straighten my hair when I get home & I hate myself. Ewh ewh ewh. |
Well fuck you Andrew \ud83d\ude20 |
I didn't look at my phone when I was doing my homework except once to snap chat \ud83d\udc4c |
Can't wait to see all the pictures I'm going to take tomorrow then look in the background and see the photobombs from @TrevorWatling |
@SavannahBlank oh yeah, you just up here for the weekend? |
Let's hang! |
Why does my dad email me like what's wrong with texting dude |
@kn_tadayuu \u304a\u3064\u304b\u308c\u3064\u30fc\u3093 \u30b7\u30e5\u30b7\u30e5\u98db\u3070\u3057\u305f\u3063\u3066\u3053\u3068\u306f\u5fc5\u7136\u7684\u306b\u30dd\u30cb\u30c6\u5d29\u308c\u305f\u306e\u3067\u306f\uff1f |
Don't stay for the wrong reasons |
@RockyPatel_SG Nice pencil in the ear |
It ain't about who did it first, it's about who did it right.\ud83d\udc4c |
Is that ask thing anonymous? |
I'm twerking to Secondhand Serenade in the dark \nHi |
This pretzels \ud83d\udc4d |
That pathetic moment when your legs are tired from shopping #oh |
That didn't last long, damn. |
These guys have some ratchet ass carpet. |
I'm highly disappointed about the ending of Catching Fire \ud83d\ude21 |
I wanna cuddle and watch scary movies with my bf in bed #please |
@AskAuntieEm1 XOXO! |
I forgive but never forget |
Pitbull sucks |
I want you to stay |
@amandaa_pls I did before I even saw this. He says hello. :) \rAnd, he beat me too. They only deducted 2 points from his score!!! |
Loling |
Wow this game is awesome #snowbowl |
I don't wanna go to school I just wanna be a fool. #wisewordsofmo |
@Im_That_Dude11 I be on my grind dog |
I feel full of life today \ud83d\ude04 |
Yay! Dad saved me from my boredom! |
@LaurenAPN hope your havin a good night |
WHERE IS TAYLOR |
@M_McWilliams58 you're welcome & thanks. I didn't think you did \ud83d\ude02 |
The amount of respect people have these days for others is disgusting |
@rebekahrow One is enough haha |
#sorrynotsorry |
@litafajita_ druggie |
@knowingsavannah it's legit been like 2 years |
@taylor_peterson I MISS PDIDDY \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\udc94 |
Let me live that fantasy |
not gonna be on twitter or instagram like that #bye #ghost |
Great day fishin |
Blood is in the streets. |
Shit I forgot I need a ride after school now |
@XBruinsGirl17 woke up and my hand was throbbing. Seems like we're in good shape to load the truck today..... |
@MattCarp13 Happy flight! |
@JeffVaughn love in a box \ud83d\ude0a |
@CobyMatush Friday |
My hair has already gotten so much lighter #BlondePerks #Woo |
I really wish my mom would answer her fucking phone |
Getting to drive the Mustang. >>> \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude18\u2764 |
@z_holmie @DylanHudson5 he is the best player ever |
SOMEONE GET CHIPOLTE WITH ME PLEAAAASE |
@_MylesHighClub_ it really does. Only a few rainy days and a few cold ones. But the rest of the 350 are too nice |
I'm not doing anything |
I honestly could care less |
@Theresacaputo hey Theresa....when do you come to Louisville??? Can hardly wait and SURE don't want to miss you!!! |
So happy to be sleeping in my own bed, and I have realized I definitely need my hot boxes of love to keep me warm at night! |
Either take my blunt, honest advice, or don't ask me. |
Ok I'm 9 |
Tonight @julls_lietz and I learned that you can be emotionally over someone but not sexually over them. #sothatsthat #hahaha |
@ToddKincannon what's the next window? |
I corrupt so many people. |
can't wait for Saturday tbh |
Come on Shockers I need 2 more points from you for your over. |
Well then...anyone else wanna come cuddle? #sickgirlstats #needacuddlebuddy |
Now I feel like making a gluten free pumpkin roll... What the hell is wrong with me?! guess I'm on a roll \ud83d\ude09 #pun |
Lol the soccer field in burnsville by the highway always has 8 foot black men playing in it |
@10iskristin Jingle B.A. And Rock |
@Devin_1995 nice |
Remember when all you guys said Duke didn't stand a chance? Hahahahaha |
@Lil_Schuk is it kenzie |
@leslieanna06 The 18th! You better use them quickly! |
I wanna watch @OITNB, but Morehead's wifi won't let me. #CollegeProbs #FirstWorldPains |
Hahahhahah my dad sat at the wrong table with two other women. #dying |
\Never tell me the odds" |
@AnchorsOwlsTea what happened lol |
Forget you \ud83c\udfb6 |
@Baileyluke5 hahahaha....... Awkward. |
@23penny1 when I text you it takes you a billion years to respond sometimes lol |
Big al's parking lot is so dumb |
Don't go through life...grow through life |
the puppies \ud83d\udc36 |
I don't even need to watch the walking dead. I get the episode summarized on twitter. I just found out the governors dead. |
Why am I in such a bad mood? |
@dutchmaster_d @atlanticcity911 @lyndacohen but they went to the train station and was waiting for a train.... Dummies |
Both of you are getting reamed a new asshole the next I see you. |
WHY ISNT THERE A KNITTING EMOJI |
@laurgrubb im right here |
@MrWellDone__ well hey there |
Got our medals! Pub crawl finished in 2 hours. #drunk #winners |
I hate Rochester I can't wait to move out of NY when I graduate |
@TheDailyTattoos love this. |
My house smells like cookies now. Thanks @Laineylee_ |
Running around town and eating at the Steakhouse instead of school\ud83d\ude02 Fine with me!! #Homeschooled #paradetonight |
$1000 would be enough \ud83d\ude0f I think |
Preach to me about what is a sin when you are a sinless human being. Until then, mind your own. #loveislove |
\If someone stops you then you can say you have good wood!!\" - @dAnn2_9 hahaha #40yroldman" |
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