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The year of the cat #emaw |
I need a ride to the hockey game |
It's really getting to me. |
Text when your drunk? Cool I'll text you like I don't give a fuck #pathetic |
And right about now, #kcchiefs fans are realizing that their game isn't on in Kirksville. |
I just got really bored so I twerked on my mom... |
Your bullshit stinkin up this place |
my brother is such a little scammer |
Going out on nights >>> |
@12Reiman total sarcasm |
I am so unbelievably tired |
@istytehcrawk @bunn1 I'm hoping to have all homework mostly done before Chicago though so we'll see. Maybe I'll just have you guys edit it. |
I just wanna lay in bed all night & watch sappy movies & cuddle \ud83d\ude2b |
I'm ready for football #SeniorYear |
That episode of catfish made me cry WHY DIDN'T THEY WORK OUT |
@SoperOlivia gotchyu \ud83d\udc4c |
@RSherman_25. The reason Darrell Revis was feeling disrespected because he was by the NYJ. #NFL |
omg were on break I seriously forgot |
WAIT! Wait...wait.....THEY'RE TELLING SANSA?!?!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #GameofThrones |
I wish @amandabynes would tweet me :( |
Focus on Collin if you want to go to college...@RUBYparkin \ud83d\udc81 |
Satan called and he wants his weather back. \ud83d\udc7f\ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udd25 |
In 48 hours, I will be arriving at Penn Station. #InvadeTheRock @Jets57 @Section_329 @NYIslesFans |
Quoted from book written in 1725, \He was the first fruit if his father and mother's nocturnal labours.\" Strange way of saying he's oldest." |
Why does everyone come to me when they need alcohol? News flash I'm not 21! |
I can't even remember the last time I had McDonald's.. This is a major problem. |
@rachelkreid you should see The Call. Way more suspenseful |
I'm so fucking pissed off. |
I've been wanting ice cream all freaking week |
\I can't wait to go to penn state tomorrow, I'm gonna drink my face off after this week\" whatta lucky bitch" |
I'd love to make it to a game at every baseball stadium in the country before I die #bucketlist \u26be\u2764 |
\ud83d\ude11 |
2nd day lego |
Foot cramps<<<< #ouch |
@laxchic4519 okay true |
@Kellouw_Love loves when I sing to him |
@hallies13 lovie youu |
I'm so excited I won't be able to sleep for the next 2 weeks! |
My mom is a fuckin PSYCHO holy shit. |
5/12 \ud83d\udcb0 |
@warrenwho_ OMG I forgot you put that on. nightmares for dayz |
@DStjepic Ok swag up! \ud83d\ude18 sleep so lovely |
If I could I would be on tumblr all day everyday. But then I would have no life \ud83d\ude12 |
Who wants to chill? |
@__SeptembersOwn every season |
@thowl_ you never even wanna hangout with me and @B_Cicc anymore |
@rmelosi the bros and I will drink a beer or 12 for you. |
@ChanceWebbb maybe later when i shower |
Probably just gonna go cry for a few hours.. Emotionally drained\ud83d\ude1e today<< |
@terrellewilson beware when changing her diaper, my mom said we used to sneak away & eat those noodles all the time. Must be a nice texture |
just having my imaginary daily disputes |
I think I'm staying in tonight. Went to hard the last two nights. |
Time to relax and put in my favorite movie. #StepBrothers |
You're the biggest idiot for screwing him over. I would love to be given the chance you just had one more time to treat him how he deserves |
R/t for s/o |
@krysshae hey snatch I invite you to do things \ud83d\ude14 |
@DomIzzoWDAY Bison score early from Brock to Vraa and the defense wins one for Grant. 24 to 10. |
How could you go from being literally perfect to looking like an alien now lol it doesn't make sense |
@jermp09 its such a good memory. |
Hope he's ready to stay after and help me with this\ud83d\ude1d #myteacherhatesme |
Milk and oreos time |
@Bireezy12 you've got nothing on me because your entire house smells like a pepper factory. |
but I still love the Knicks! \ud83d\ude18 #Loyalty |
Christmas shopping \ud83d\ude03\ud83c\udf85\ud83c\udf84\u2744\ufe0f\u26c4\ufe0f |
Honestly so proud of how educated my school is. Little geniuses. |
@fucktyler my name is Lucas so tweet to me bc you always rap about #golfwang |
Actually a lot of the people that were 8th graders last year which are 9th graders now actually liked me soooo. |
If I ever ran into @AllTimeLow at target, I'd cry. |
It's all about the people you sit next to #baseball #Twins |
GET EMERY OUT OF YHE FUCKING NET |
Class with @lysssmithhh & @_YourFavTopic today \ud83d\ude02 |
S/o to grandma for the Miller pajamas. She knows me so well. |
@tantalizingtina @TeamTahiryxo @sassykiesh10 @DamnSheBadd0828 @BellazMom216 hahahahaha! |
Bout to make a move soon that's gonna shock the world |
Fuck throwing up! #sosick |
I want your hot love and emotion endlessly |
The Browns have fired Head Coach Rob Chudzinski after going 4-12 in his first season. |
I hate getting up this early for work..,, oh well I'm making money |
I'm pretty sure there's an entire colony in there. What do I do. |
That would be a huge life change for me i have to buy all new clothes |
In the mood to chill and stay up all night |
Omg I've never been more annoyed, what did I do wrong. |
Not being able to walk after your punishment >>>> |
So happy my boyfriend was able to watch my games today.. makes me so happy \ud83d\ude0a |
Isaiah 40:28-31 |
@brandon_farias all summer long. |
If he cheated once before it'll be just as easy for him to do it again. |
@blaken10 you aren't missing much at the moment where I'm at! Breakdownssss |
@cwotd love that beer |
Who's trying to do something |
South Park marathon>>>> |
@aIIysaaa me ? \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 |
All I wanna do is sleep, an NOT work !\ud83d\ude34 |
What about us, what about everything we've been through |
Ew whyyyy |
I don't like that my baby isn't feeling well & feels he needs to sleep in the spare bedroom. I miss having him beside me in bed. \ud83d\ude1e |
Who wants the 6k? |
I'm not driving to work. Nope |
Figures |
@gallorymould you're hot and when you're in that one dress you know it |
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