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I deeply apologize if you saw me before I got ready today |
Update on mom:higher than a kite from this morphine. And it is literally the funniest thing in the world. I love her so much. So blessed |
My dad only calls me Anna |
Teo is a punk ass bitch. Wtf. His girl never show up just like he didn't show up in national championship. |
Elyria, OH is like Buzz's girlfriend #woof |
@justinbieber I love you too baby \ud83d\ude18 |
Editing is taking less time than I thought. Will be done with this god-forsaken video story soon. #printforever |
@titsss_ imagine if all house smelt that disinfected.... That'd be odd lol |
I WANNA GO SWIMMING |
I'm soo glad my life revolves around goals, instead of alcohol like some people.... #growup |
Hair School is so much harder than people think. |
Playin zombies with the old crew. |
Kate neglects her animals |
@radgirl_x0 that's a big reason I'm happy Luke lives in Burnsville. It's away, but not too far. |
Definitely a redbox evening |
Chief Sosa gettin that mula |
That awkward moment when you accidentally say a curse word on twitter while ranting when you're supposed to be classy \ud83d\ude33 #iapologize |
Don't lie to my friends. |
So a couple days ago the elevator skipped me twice, this morning both opened for me at the same time. Thanks elevator #ghost #goodmorning |
@KimberlyHerron3 Doubtful. |
@Outasight truer words were never spoke |
It's such a good night to go on a drive and think |
I don't have school, but I'm still up and ready like everyone else. \ud83d\udc81 |
Wish I could be in Morgantown today |
Who's trying to chill after the game? |
good thing i look like a fuckin boss driving this truck around all week. big truck +tiny girl |
@tfulton1288 SHIT, I knew something looked weird. I stared at that tweet for so long before I hit send |
I'm going back to bed. #SoExhausted |
Home from the burg and my bed feels so good. |
Subway=Life |
Good |
422 seriously just stop |
So I can play the video in my head of a blue eyed boy dancing in the bed of a two tone ford |
@StenhouseJr what the heck? |
Friday night lights has to be the best show ever.\ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\ude0d\ud83c\udfc8 |
@ASchinde what're you doing?! |
I wanna be at the beach |
'Have you ever just looked at your skin? It's amazing!' -my Nana |
@kaitlinmurray_4 swag |
Power goes out in super dome... Bane ... |
It's never been so hard to breathe before so I think it's safe to say I will be dying on Christmas see ya |
Anyone can say anything, but doing something proves points. |
@TheTimMcGraw when the stars go blue and red ragtop are my fav but my all time is live like your dieing |
@Rylee_Bogden you do |
@BardHouck I showered for the first time yesterday since Sunday. Right there with you. #grimeforlife |
@bradfo @kirkmin you two deserve your own show. Great listening, great knowledge |
Remember, the entrance door to the sanctuary is inside you! |
I'm really tired of always being lied to.. |
What is charred black and smells really bad? A baby in your fireplace @bethmeister13 |
And realizing they are awful actors. |
I wish I was coordinated enough to run on a treadmill |
It just annoys me that one person can think they are better than another person. Last I checked we are all human |
Dwade can't make a shot or play defense. Why is he playing. |
@f1ndling @Ecohen43 hes not even good |
Bringing friends into an argument only makes things worse. #betweenthe2ofus |
My brother, my bestfriend, my hero. Is an EMT, he pulls crazy ass shifts & I worry about him constantly. He was the 1st on the scene |
Key And Peele is basically just The Chapelle show but just a little bit worse. |
I love when my phone is quiet af... Not! |
I just want to make you happy, and if it's not with me, that's fine. |
All these tweets about Indy make me even more sad I chose not to do Oce/competitive cheer #whywhywhy \ud83d\ude14 |
@edmiraku hahaha very true!! |
Finishing up a handful of projects. Anyone looking to record? |
I kinda want some McDonald's or whataburger right now I'm too hungry\ud83d\ude16 |
@bodyguard4JandJ I love drag races! Last time I went to one I was 8 years old, though. Lol I really need to go to one soon! |
Who else is happy that Liam and Miley are not engaged anymore?! |
If I don't reply the first 5 times, I'm probably not gunna reply the 6th, 7th, or 8th. #annoyingaf |
@Dj_Jsmith when will you be back |
My mother is the worst person to shop with. Ever. |
Day and night. |
IT RAINS TOO DAMN MUCH! |
@annapie222 i know but thank god for late arrival |
No school :( |
New PW has me feeling like I'm on a bed of nails |
@skimboarding00 I work at the ironwood golf course near Verona |
Ny degree of sarcasm depends on your degree of stupidity. |
Not sure how long I can keep trying to make you change your view on me. Yah this is to you Taylor so if you read this send me a text. |
inglorious bastards |
Two really weak yellows for Torres today. Quite harsh on him today |
so much to do, so little time \ud83d\udc4e\ud83d\ude2a |
Mrs. Hoffmann is the bomb diggity |
I guess you really don't know what you have until it is gone #depresedtweet |
You had that coming. |
& I'm tired of bitches feelin like they can speak on how people do or do not take care of their kids, STFU hoe.. do you even have kids?? |
need 2 go to doctor |
The next car I have will NOT be a Chevy |
Pretty excited to be driving this \ud83d\ude92 around today. |
I got to much shit on my mind :/ |
It's 75 degrees out and you have all the lights off and the AC up watching Food Network |
It's a beautiful day \u2600 |
I'm in five of my friends favorites for snapchat #blessed |
This has killed my entire Saturday. |
A night with my hookah \u2764 |
Well, the next few days I will just be stalking everyone's prom pictures...#LoveThem |
@kaylamarie003 it is so twisted right now though I can see us finding out who it is and it still continuing on |
Trex is my hero |
Drug dealing just to get by, stacking money til it gets sky hiiigghhhh |
@lizfoley46 #SorryNotSorry |
Shark week is legit \ud83d\udc4c |
Bitch was trying to tell me coconut oil and oil of coconut were two different things #TheyArent |
Idk if this lady is talking to me or herself so I'm just going to stand here and smile awkwardly |
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