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Hopefully I'll get this this week! =] #please |
Happy national coming out day, everyone. To any of my friends who are struggling, I hope you can be strong. And you can always talk to me. |
#CutForBieber |
I hate illiterate people |
Finally went to the gym after four days... \ud83d\ude33 |
@wieneke5 just don't answer yourself... #headcase |
@Wrenish Wait. Who invited the vegetarians? |
It's sad when all my friends are to busy to talk to me because they're all playing Pokemon... \ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude01 |
Twitters obviously better than Instagram |
@Max_Lindstrom6 you should pick me up at 2 |
@TWeaver5 get it! |
I'm Lexi |
@_HeavenSent_ DMB |
@Sharritta praying |
I'm not even going to ask \ud83d\ude33 |
@_PresidentialQ ,as soon as u touch down |
@BradKabosky this is a cute mirror pic of you. |
When i die adam lobello is planting potatoes at my grave |
I couldn't even tag him! |
I wonder how Luke Bryans wife feels about women of all ages wanting her husband... |
@TweetLikeAGirI highschool next year will fix it all \ud83d\ude4f |
@Schweiss10 next year we can beat @eungard together . I will invite you next time |
Where is the love? \ud83c\udfb6\u2764 |
@Ally_Latimer HAHAHAAH eventually we'll make one that crazy |
After being forced to watch Django, it actually turned out to be a badass movie. #notcomplaining |
Way too emotional these days to hear any sappy songs..even if it is Miley Cyrus |
Seriously home doesn't even feel like home without my sister, longest I've ever been away from her\ud83d\ude25 #comeback @kaitlyn_ketcham |
@mara_mccutcheon oh |
I can't wait to nap today |
Dear Twitter ....I've neglected you ....but I'm back now #ItsAboutToGoDown |
@lagillespie7 were going to do exactly that! |
@mikemcskimmingg don't worry I did |
@Tom101010 also pay turns players into employees and seriously threatens tax exempt status of NCAA |
Oh I hate working on Saturdays. |
@RealBrownShuga It's deep as hell haha |
Wow |
Out to breakfast. \u263a\u270c |
I cannot sleep at all.. :( |
The fact that me and @katieconnaughty are gonna be close enough to TOUCH @kennychesney tomorrow is a bit unreal #cannotwait #gonnadie \ud83d\udc6f\ud83c\udfb8\ud83c\udfa4\ud83c\udf7b\ud83d\udc4f |
@krispie1336 hahahahahaha \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 |
@Kathryn_Mellor Tell #twitterlessmarge its time for a new coffee pot \u2615 |
@AmeliaTheRandom let's legit play connect four though |
I love coming home and getting yelled at. Done trying to make my family happy. |
@thatkyleegirll tell your man to get out there and get you some haha |
@bearfrigon24 you truly are the horniest human alive |
I wish dropping out of college was an option... |
WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY NETFLIX |
@TreyceBrock \ud83d\ude33 |
That small quiver of hope |
Whoever made Jim Nance say Rocky Mountain Rainbow needs a Rick James slap. #tryingtoohard |
All night hearing voices telling me that I should get some sleep because tomorrow might be good for something. #lyrictweet |
Instead of softball I should do track |
Nothing like taking an evening cruise and stopping by the 7-Eleven to laugh at the pigs over there actin tough.. Tell your wife hi for me... |
the at&t commercials with the little kids are actually hilarious |
@JoNeedsFucking mmmm yummy |
hunting dogs aren't cute. |
@dkoning1 yeah very |
Excuse me @cadenhutchins do not beep at me |
@CWatson325 yes, now it's Christmas season \ud83d\ude0a |
@TheyDigginHer love you. \ud83d\ude18\ud83d\udc9c |
@AMcManus98 I blocked em all |
#ThingsYouNeverWantToHear \you can't play basketball anymore\" you can't play volleyball anymore\"" |
@KalaSoFlyy he like pushes me off of my bed. My own bed. |
I wish I was somewhere else |
I have the worst luck honestly |
well that was a chore! ahhhh. |
But really someone go to the pancake breakfast with me.... |
And open photoshop as a tab in the program when you send it to edit |
@ohyaitsmegan @alex_brooke001 do we have to wear our uniform? |
Everyone's having a bad day!! #damn |
Glad to know what I did wrong |
@NickkLeonee14 seriously? |
@godzeila me me me |
I'm pretty sure my parents just asexually reproduced. My dad had me & my mom had my sister. |
Could we get much Higher\nSO HIGGGHHHHHHHHH |
Nothing is worse than having to pee and being in a bumpy car |
@NatashaRhodes13 ugh. What a boner killer |
@FratMurse yeah yeahhhh |
Remember all those times I bitched because it was sooo hot...i take it all back now! i.need.warmer.weather. \ud83c\udf3b\ud83c\udf1e\u2600\ufe0f |
Last year it was so nice my pool was open already come on weather |
One more week in the Yukon \ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude33 \nSO FREAKING EXCITED |
Happy Friday y'all! Hope it's a good one! |
like road trip to cabelas |
#TheStoryBehindMyScar A dog bit my face. |
@lanctot_deborah that's suppose to be Hero :( |
Time for a hot steaming bubble bath to regain feeling in my legs |
\@JaredLeto: Sleep. Dream. Wake. Attack. Create. Fight. Fuck. Win. Sleep. Dream.\" THAT SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT!" |
So are you a fan of hardcore? Porn? |
@philquin70 that's awesome. |
I've been listening to the same song for an hour straight I think it's becoming a problem |
My goal for this year is to grow facial hair. |
@codyvanmeter and I sound like old people gushing about how much we love our garbage disposals... \ud83d\udc74\ud83d\udc75 |
I feel bad because everyone probably thinks I ignored their texts tonight. |
#smokinone |
If you don't shut the fuck up in about two second I'm going to punch you in the face okay? Okay |
I still think it's so funny how much Danielle hates turkeys. |
@IrresistibleLOL so does your mom |
nbd dad just sped across 4 lines on the highway to avoid missing the exit & almost ran off the guard rails \ud83d\ude01 |
How could I decide what's right, when your clouding up my mind |
What the hell is Saz?! |
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