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@AlexWilkey douche |
I'm kidding. I don't care what your doing!! |
@v12hondasbroALT waiting for what lol |
@TBladez love you too |
Tiger has won 26% of the events he's played in. Down right ridiculous. #THEPLAYERSChamp |
Meijer giftcard for a beer |
@Jazz1600AM I'm glad you remembered the rule though :) #carryon |
@Swanigan_15 whatever time works for you. It was just me and Jordan today |
It was so good to see so many athletes & students taking pride in the school today at GE! All their hard work really shows! |
Its so nice having a four day weekend every week.. #ILoveCollege |
But wait, did @BritttttC really just steal a calzone from neubig? |
I do everything myself and I have for a long time now |
What |
Shark cam is the coolest thing EVER !!! I'd be scared to death attaching it to the shark \ud83d\ude01 #SharkWeek #sharkpocalypse |
That is fuckin bull shit. |
McDonald's Sweet Tea >>>> \ud83d\ude0d |
I'm so tired, it has been a long day! |
@_WeaveSnatcher I mean I'm just saying itbsobeveryone knows |
@AdderalIHadMe literally pissing like a racehorse |
@mariamomo you'll be the best Christmas present ever!! |
@Dspank32 @Nobe2424 Noah your a scrub |
@HeyMissKiss @Julia_Winter9 @Katie25Johnston I've got nothing...... |
@VictoriaPearl23 I was on interstate coming home and passed a driver in a compromising situation!!! LMAO #lakedays |
@PrincessJessah \ud83d\ude02 |
Get to go see #Frozen with family before work \ud83d\ude0a |
Praying things work out \ud83d\ude23 |
@geribouwman. Dangit!!!! |
Seriously,just one deer walk by.Please.Even if its just a baby.I just want some proof that all the deer in my woods haven't died or ran away |
@jessicaarw I'm so overwhelmed. |
I'm holding you closer than most, cause you are my heaven. |
Never seen a preview for the movie I'm in the theater to see before. But Superman does what he wants I guess. |
@ThatVerrillKid shits scary dude |
See every ending as a new beginning |
Still doing homework \ud83d\ude2b\ud83d\ude16\ud83d\ude11\ud83d\udc4e\ud83d\ude45\ud83d\udca4 |
@Buckmaster02 really good!! |
Probably the most embarrassing thing that's happened to me all year.... #ew \ud83d\ude37\ud83d\ude12 |
@HaileyAlivia I love you blonde \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d |
I've been wrapping presents all morning |
first time in like 2 months i haven't been w cassidy oh my gosh what do i do |
@JSandlin502 @tbrock314 I'm ya I get off tmw at 2 and that's when I'll be super excited |
@DevinPennell Lmao!!!! |
My Soul To Take <><><><> tripped out,scary movie! #mixedemotions |
HOLY BEARD |
@AustinMahone THIS IS WHY I LOVE YOU \ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\udc4f |
I think this whole government decision thing would go over better with drinks and karaoke. Or not voting anyone back into office. |
@TheTalk_CBS I'm terrified of spiders! |
His dick tastes like cinnamon |
500? |
I wanna go to the movies ! |
I love the beginning of Hospital For Souls by bmth, okay. |
@savannaboadway #youbetterbesorry |
Helen just told us she's great this morning because she's just had her moonshine... She was serious... It's 7:45 |
You guys are no help! XD #booktitlewoes |
@lilypexton13 don't remind me ugh |
@ThatBoyMillz lol keep that shit on low my nigga |
I hate when people assume things. #YoureAlwaysWrong |
Pool and warm weather can't wait for tomorrow long over do vacation!!! |
I can't even get over the fact that a 50 yr old woman will text me and harass me because I won't take back her son #icant |
@AnnaMontanaYa it looks like you own a nail salon |
Sleep is for pussies |
@moeabu10306 the besttt \ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\udc4d |
I have so much homework to do... But I choose the pretty little liars finale \ud83d\ude0b\ud83d\ude0c |
I need someone to come drag me out of bed |
@kmacrose33 @__bayyy2 @Thats_SoLauren I want to also |
@OMGFacts #Hmm |
The screen shots I get of @DannyJustham seriously crack me up. \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 |
@lilanna96 lol yeah once again. Found someone better that actually works has his liscence and can drive. Josh had none of that lmao |
Asking Alexandria <3 |
Passing through Bryan OH - the boyhood home of Nate Bristol. |
a very quiet day at lunch today \ud83d\udc40\ud83d\ude4d\ud83d\ude4e |
Too excited for tomorrow. A day off work and dinner at Granny's. Can't wait to catch up with my fam! Never see them anymore #busybee |
Okay haha. I might cry watching you girls. |
Whos downs for mcdonalds breakfast?? #Sohungry |
You stole my happy. |
I would give a nut to take Beca from Pitch Perfect out on a date. #Beautiful |
Loving this time change. So much time for activities |
@laneyelizabethh what??? Lol |
a nap right now is needed. \ud83d\ude12 |
A_and_C@balls.vag\nme and @Smeckzy old psn accounts email |
One time my cat licked my forehead and then tapped it with his paw and that's the story of how my cat baptized me |
@Wiserdman45 yea it's kinda bad haha |
twitter has been so dead lately |
So looking forward to watching the fireworks with @zak_willyums on the 4th of July \ud83c\udf86\ud83d\ude18\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8 |
I have a feeling the pats are going to be playing the Seahawks in New Jersey for this years Super Bowl... |
Im too white to put on a white uniform |
Would it be wrong of me to name my child Dexter? |
So much hype! Wind Waker, Mario Metroid. Holy shut I want a Wii U now |
Need to go run #disappointed |
My knowledge of music lyrics baffles even myself |
He's a loser |
@kayle_gibson1 yes, yes it is. |
Moms boyfriend is here, so I'm gonna get ignored or the next hour or two. \ud83d\ude12 |
Thank god I found my AFI CD. #closeone |
LIZZIE MCGUIRE MOVIE |
Nothing bothers me more than when someone lies to me |
@AmberGale13 I'm a pretty cool guy what can I say |
There comes a point when you just gotta throw a chair at the wall and scream fuck. |
I'm hungry |
Dear penis,\n \nThanks for not bleeding once a month. \n \nSincerely, Every man ever. |
@96ARABZ I just quit. Haha |
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