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I wish I saw @jessslanni more it's been at least 6 months |
Lolololol |
@hannahgariepyy @volzalex oh....I see \ud83d\ude14 |
I got my ghost outside, I call it Casper #JuicyJ #staytrippy |
Wow worst kettle bell circuit ever |
Watching my wife and daughter worship together on our piano at home. What a blessing! #reallife |
Can't believe this is my last day as a #intern at NBC. What an awesome experience! Going to miss everyone @NBCUinterns |
@natalllie_ brb crying \ud83d\ude2d |
I personally have nothing against people who smoke marijuana.. do whatcha gotta do. |
Pizza and beer kinda night |
congratulations. |
Caldwell Farms \people ought to know where their food comes from, come visit\" #organic" |
I'm trying not the think about you, can't you just let me be? |
I get annoyed so easy. |
Home sweet home \u2764 #sohappy |
well there goes that |
Two classes and a presentation, then it's time to go home. #LETSGO |
@The_Cole_Train_ pretty much |
Idk why all these girls want a cute relationship where it's lovey dovey 24/7. I'd rather joke around & be assholes to each other. \ud83d\ude46 |
That escalated quickly |
I hate you but you brought this upon yourself |
Really could use some pit tickets to Arcade Fire! #TixMas |
You already know... |
I love listing to #pandora with out @BrynneSorrell and @ceichers also @rachman93 also @rachLstekL |
I don't wants to work. |
Every time One Direction here you in the car they have suicide thoughts |
I wish you could customize the iPhone |
@DisneyCruise awesome helping the environment |
Can I rewind to 24 hours ago? |
This kid better hit me up tonight otherwise I'll be bored as fuckk |
Me and savannah make not fun situations, FUNNNNN @ssavannah_grace |
uh excuuuuuse you |
We can't stop now, no matter who tries to get in between us. This is our life, this is our love. Baby I won't stop...loving you. |
Turn on the news...\nDAY 9: GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN complete with a timed clock. \n\nLet's all chill out. This isn't a game show. |
College is like a larger version of high school with the same popularity system and again.... I'm not popular. \ud83d\ude11 |
I'm glad football season has arrived because than C has no reason to complain when I watch my shows. #winning |
I don't want to get ready |
I really need to stop wasting my time. |
I love Tiffany. <3 |
This time baby, I'll be bulletproof. |
@sugacocaine143 if you knew half the stuff we've done, you probably already would have. Lolol. |
@Stevieboi21 got mine tonight hahah |
what a great night with my second family.. just wish @SammiFloarke was home to spend it with us! #missyou #loveyou |
Even thought I am a brat sometimes, I would never make it a day without my parents #honesthour #lovethemtodeath |
:):):) |
And you can tell everybody that this is your song |
If Michael Zack sends me one more Farmville request |
Where's the big ol double drop tine buck at? |
@_marinapilot I'm not going tomorrow because I don't have it done |
@AnthonyGraziosi that's some expensive shit |
Well, you're all waking up. Seems like my bedtime. Night |
@aeschlimann47 likewise! Haha |
Don't forget to tip your drug dealer! |
@Adamroller23 wrestling |
@jess_ashhole sorry a few times In my life I have consumed ungodly amounts of alcohol |
@HayleyLeimanaa omfg yesssss. guess what today is |
@maddiehalaburda because if you failed it, it would have gone down like 15%. LOGIC |
I don't care who you are you gotta love getting flowers |
I really hate being sick, especially during summer. |
U know it's not a bad day when u have almost no makeup on & get told from a complete stranger that ur complexion is beautiful\u263a\ufe0f\u263a\ufe0f #daymaker |
Fear less, hope more; Eat less, chew more; Whine less, breathe more; Talk less, say more; Love more, and all good things will be yours. |
I need plans for tomorrow \ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude1d |
just blow it in my mouth. #shitmyfriendssay |
@Carnie_boy @treblackblack it's going to be brutal for these kids tomorrow |
@NikkiSweetPea_ maybe you should like find a cool word that means you are a hard decision maker and put that as your first tat |
Jacob and my mom are arguing over voter discrimination... |
I don't feel good \ud83d\ude2d. I need my boyfriend to come cuddle with me! @AirRon_Mayer |
Playin NCAA 14 and now i REALLY want football season #patsnation #buckeyenation |
\u201c@DopeAssDarLey: @morganic_o avi>>>>\u201d \ud83d\ude0b\ud83d\ude0b thank u ! |
Coffee time \ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude01 |
SVU is consuming my life! |
Big money talking to you mother fucker, that's because big money brought it to ya. |
I want @kristinkearneyy @hilkejay86 @Droolsac and @RickSmits0 to come visit but the last time that happened it needed in a broken phone\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 |
Why is the only time I can get an appt to get my windshield fixed between 130-330 today. Id rather be at the beach... |
It's not about the thrill of the catch, it's the thrill of the hunt |
It's so hot in my room. |
@Luke5SOS I just finished my first day at college :) how's your day going? |
Ugh bothered cause my mom is making a big deal about me changing my mind about going to our family friends for New Years. |
The coming attraction for next weeks Workaholic >>>>> |
Red zone is chill |
my mom got me fried rice with shrimp. my FAV thing ever |
Had the scariest dream ever. \ud83d\ude40 |
@alexisritsonXo yay! Are you staying for finals? Nicks wrestling! |
To top off this wonderful day I will be watching Christmas vacation #merrychristmas #youseriousclark |
On my way to the doctors... |
I realize my second to last tweet wasnt funny... He's now in a coma. \ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude23 |
Nothing better than this feeling |
@melmel2fly you're perfect \ud83d\ude48 |
I miss my people |
i may be transfering to kent sooner than i think\ud83d\ude11 |
Meee |
Whenever the coffee at work is almost gone I will just pour half a cup and go back later to get more, cause they don't pay me to make coffee |
Game 7?? Haha what a joke |
half of you gonna grow up and be weird ass beaver county people how does that make you feel? |
@Sulla_xP if I have to see a green bubble again I might strangle someone |
But I believe in myself. So that's all that matters. I'm sorry you don't see the change. |
One in the air |
@BurnsBrooks pretty much |
My body hates me.. |
get a little sad when i have to work on a saturday evening then i realize my job is connected to a club...and, i am 21. |
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