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The scale at Snap said I gained 3 lbs when I've done nothing but workout at least 1.5 hrs a day & have slashed my food intake :( |
This Harry Potter marathon has me crying way more than it should. #nerdlife |
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@AlanHighe family stuffs. |
The little boy Billy from Bad Grandpa was the cutest boy ever |
Just threw up on high street. Thanks @JoeMamasMotown |
I need to go to sleep! :( |
@MichelleChamuel totes fan girling right now. \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d |
@D_Jones_5 Right. I hate seeing that shit in my news feed. |
@MarlingtonDuke @chaserlz635 @Gobluejojo1978 @UTVolsTalk seriously, Vanderbilt is the future of CFB in Tennessee! |
Can't sleep. \ud83d\ude1e |
Missing jersey\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d |
@Jerra_x14 oh no! Good thing you didn't lay for 15 minutes! :( |
Don't care anymore, not fighting with any of you. #PointLess |
Liggy Beach pretty quiet today @Jakenemethh |
@maddymaexox \Tony.......shut the fuck up\" \ud83d\ude09" |
I feel like I gained like 200 lbs after today\n#turkeyprobs |
AND I'M SEEING JOHN MAYER MY LIFE IS COMPLETE |
@wiizkarlifa hahahahahahahahha!! |
I talk a lot |
At least it's Friday |
Anyone wanna give me a ride to the game tomorrow? |
@GeishaGrandeur Psshhh it's overrated lol not even tired lol |
@BrettNBA I think ginobli get it! |
@DouchyTomBrady ok deal, but you better take me to super bowl with you, just sayin' |
Bates Motel on tonight!!! |
Congrats to @HLundqvist30 and the rest of the #NYR on clinching a playoff spot #BecauseItsTheCup still the best in the world |
Love spending my whole weekend working. 3-9 Saturday and Sunday. |
@daricebowldream you can do it!!! |
Officially hit 22k tweets. |
Being a bitch really isn't my style, but when I have to be one. I'm damn good. |
Christmas music is on and all the Christmas toys are out at work and I'm REALLY HAPPY \ud83d\ude0a\u2764\ufe0f\ud83c\udf84\ud83c\udf85\ud83c\udf81 |
@delaney__huber I miss you poop head :( text me! |
This weekend>>> \ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude0a\u263a |
Oh my God the boys were right |
so who all is in the auditorium? |
Bored af #naptime |
@tbryant2013 @millz_21 blow a black dick |
@HammerNation19 Wisenhunt, but that hire puts me to sleep. Holding out for Saban. |
@Speedyc62 so tough!!!!!!! Nobody mess with Charles!! |
I don't even like me. How can I expect you to? |
Hugh Jackman.... You. Are. Sexy. |
Stretching before bed, instead of studying. #ohwell #cheerlyf |
Drunk words are sober thoughts. |
Twin date with my best friend (: ...sorry but I had to.. @HaleyMcRazy |
\u201c@JoyceMeyer: Pride is the problem, humility is the answer.\u201d//Truly realizing these days that ALL my sin is rotted in pride & selfishness. |
@zoeknoll stopp\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 |
The new Adidas commercial with D-Rose is amazing.. |
Okay, just kidding, only the first song was good... |
'Everyone is trying to get in right now and all you wanna do is prank call people' @b3arhands |
I wish I could bring most of my co workers with me when I transfer #KeyWordMost |
Like honestly I don't expect flowers and stuff like that because that stuff just doesn't happen in my world ha #confessiontweet |
In other news, I hate my car. My steering wheel decided it didn't want to turn anymore. I can't wait for my new car. |
why does being tired have to ruin your whole day \ud83d\ude29 |
@Juliamarie024 I was just tutoring Maddie in that! |
They called back .... I guessed who it was SNIP #RC |
@WeirDaWhteWomen I have one! But I don't make a lot and my mom makes me put my checks in the bank! |
By hannafords I mean Shaws cause I'm that fucking lazy. |
The things we take for granted are things that others pray for. #Perspective |
If heaven wasn't so far away! |
@KerbyLewis just run instead. Always run. Haha. |
@Hirl_Birl12 It was real cray |
I have the best tub for bubble baths #honestly |
@DeltaAssist would have been nice to inform your call center reps with this information. They told me I could access when I upgraded. |
@2Shanez yeah it was fire..might a get bottle today |
@kpenney14 I drive @danisaur357 to Lawrence almost everyday |
I'm not good at basketball I play it for fun, softball is a different story. \u26be\ufe0f\ud83c\udfc0 |
Headed for the mile high city in 3 days!\u270c\ud83d\uddfb#Seeya |
To the student section. Coming from a senior who is supposed to be a leader. That is pretty low leadership and high arrogance #humility |
I need to move to California. I belong there okay. |
I'm ready for bed |
I got my first acceptance letter, kind of cool. |
Soo Uhmm, is anyone trying to buy some cookie dough from me? \ud83d\ude02\ud83c\udf6a I'll bake the cookies if you buy dough.. |
You can easily look at a person and think there life is amazing when their really killing themselves inside |
Like what the fuck aaron chill |
I wanna go home to my bed |
@BlytheMaddy @KSTiLLS @littlehuck20 DUH |
Nd if u feeling like the SHOE FIT WEAR IT |
Right where we need to be! |
@sander_mitch4 hahahahahahah #hahahaha |
I'm stressed to the max |
@eatyourkimchi hi eyk I love girls generation's new song it was totally awesome to me and I loved it love you guys bye and goodnight!!! |
@marjj_ no |
I hope I can pick up a long shift tomorrow night! Having Saturdays off is too weird. |
Thats right. Leave my square on my table mom. |
Can't sleep <<<< \ud83d\ude16\ud83d\ude16 |
@JordieBooo go poop then |
Can't wait for this senior cruise, even though it's months away \ud83d\ude0d @Kenzieee_Rae @foreverErin96 @ls_wiggins1 |
Seriously can you stay off phone for like an hour!? Nooooo bc your a dickhead. |
@iTzChrispy where'd you go |
There's like 50000 mirrors in my house |
@lutebs You'd be more lovable if you were to show up to my room with Kessler & BDubs... #youoweme |
Studying for midterms all day #sohappy |
Can I just go snowboarding already\ud83c\udfc2 |
@ddlovato last game ? |
I got stuck driving behind those trucks that sand the rodes on my way to work. I felt so bad for my brother-in-laws truck :( |
@nerdochaos There may be some bird brains around but I stopped for a burger at Culver's |
@awilliams1012 mine too! #Losers |
never thought after everything you just wouldn't care.. |
Fuck a laptop get a desktop! |
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