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What a day |
My mom paid $600 for me to sit in a room and tweet, waste of money |
in the land of gods and monsters, I was an angel. looking to get fucked hard. |
I really hope this isn't the last day of school being cancled. That'd be my luck. \n\Oh hey yeah Melton can I go throw up for a second?\"" |
i hate you |
the thanksgiving meal tomorrow is the only thing that's keeping me going right now |
I cant be wasting my credit on this girl |
Who wants to get some food |
@shewantsagreek ain't that the truth |
2 MORE HOURS! \ud83d\ude01 |
\ud83d\ude00 \u2b05\ufe0f why is that emoji so creepy? |
Twitter is dead tonightttt |
Haileys perf |
@chrissyhuber96 either, and for three, good job getting him in trouble last night idiot! |
I officially have Christmas lights in my bedroom. In November. Living with @kelliemarie1852 rubs off on ya eventually.. #allaboutthelighting |
if anyone wants to come over and drink coffee and watch Netflix and read and lay in my bed all day, the offer's on the table. |
Wind 8 mph WSW. Barometer 1022.0 mb, Rising. Temperature 26.1 \u00b0F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 61% |
I'm laughing at the fact that it's not even 6 in the morning and I'm already awake. |
It would be nice to have one person. Just one fuckin person. |
Not sure why I'm not asleep yet |
@StorminJNorman6 OUT OF CONTEXT! |
@BeckCornelia nope I haven't I'm trying not to crash |
@mucho_gennaro no |
@TaraRoseFleming Haha, don't worry, I'll forgive the stalking! |
Sweet @JamieSwenka witnessed Eisley's first spit-up. Thankful I was holding her. It was EPIC! Also, Thank you for the yummy food :). |
Got my fishing license today in Louisiana asked the guy if I needed a squirrel license as well for as much time as I fish trees #truth |
@Jam822 nice job tonight bro! |
Wtttttttttttttttttf? I'm still doing homework and I'm not even halfway done. #KillMeNow. \ud83d\ude29\ud83d\udd2b |
I wanted words, but all I heard was nothing |
I want to be rich but I'm just not cut out to deal with more school right now. That's why I'm going later in life. Idc if it takes longer |
@dano089 it honestly is. I can't stop laughing |
Why the hell won't my phone charge properly |
I think @twitrlessdeclan, @KennleyWolfe, and I should hangout today. \ud83d\ude01 |
Third wheeling . |
@ArlenR24 on that note, I think I might play some Halo 4. Played Dead Rising 2. Not a fan of the controls... Cool game though. |
I basically live on instgram |
Food has cheered me up today that's pretty sad\ud83d\ude02 |
Skippin that half day and goin hunting. |
Cliff may or may not be planning to murder us |
Boys want girlfriends who play xbox and wear jordans? it sounds like you need a boyfriend if you ask me. |
People who think I get pissed off easily need to spend a day with the guy I work with on Thursdays lol. He takes it to a whole new level |
@MadelineeCurry please tell me you even understand that joke |
@Cosmo_Beauty @Najra_xo and you felt the need to tweet this why??? |
@Pro_xo yep |
4 days off! #thankGod |
@jordandesiree98 so I have a question... |
@cbells202 sadly I am! |
@Megan_kyliene Yayy okayyyy! #itsaplanstan |
Wish I felt better so I would feel like getting all beautified. |
@MTellerico3 wasn't aware u can read a voicemail. |
Holy subtweets |
@jennamazzetti I miss you so much more and I love you to Hunny! |
Counting Cars \u2764 |
The thrills in the chase |
These past 4 months though(: >>>> @akulzer617 |
@AmazinBlueFan he yells like he got shot in the kneecap |
Got a 75 on my biology regents! #thatsafirst |
@JasonWhitney24 you're a moron! |
@dipperspike hoping there will be a dipper sighting this Christmas! He has been as stealth as #Sasquatch! |
dad make it stop |
You have no right. #pissed |
@yourrachet aunt brandie?! |
@SandevHandy It's true, even up here in the country there's a half mile radius of internet around the farm. |
@cahrleh7 omg tell me about it?! |
5 days of racing and were finally on our way home, and as soon as i get home im wrenching. #racemood |
Stuck here.. |
Life is so much more fulfilling when it's #49ers season. |
I'm so ready for this school year to be over, because that means no more government. \ud83d\ude0a |
The one and only Cheerios. |
Could definitely get use to were going home getting played on the radio |
Another long fun filled work day.... Really shouldn't have had Wilbur's revenge last night at famous Dave's I'm paying for it today. |
@c_schlady we could always go & watch paint dry. #alwaysagoodtime #pureexcitement |
Creep'n |
@rackedupshawddy bring me fooddddd \ud83d\ude29 |
Me myself and I. The three musketeers |
I'm so annoyed right now.. |
@TDSpidey616 there's one where homer comes home an catches them and Glenn shoots them all, yeah? |
What a great day! Fishing all afternoon... now some ball practice! |
@mallorystapler is probably wondering why i always send her random pictures \ud83d\ude02 |
@KizzyKelm hahaha |
Love the way my life is looking, regardless of whose leaving and whose coming in... |
@RealStephano IKR?! |
@ktiller12 FOR SURE?!? |
I can be surrounded by a sea of people & still feel all alone. |
Cheese is scum |
In this life you can't wait for things to happen. You have to go make it happen. |
I never tell anyone anything anymore |
Goodnight @MacieMakenna I love you |
Like all those days and weeks and months i've tried to steal a kiss, and all those sleepless nights and daydreams where i've pictured this |
I have 48 pictures on my phone and my sister has 10,192. #wow |
@cli6cli6 Heading to CES too? |
Omg season premier of #svu is gonna be amaze balls |
I love when my dog gets out of my backyard and I get to chase him down in the rain |
Other people just read my mind and say exactly what I'm thinking. Kudos to them I guess. |
@bayleeak14 thank you \ud83d\ude0a |
@edoug551 just giving you shit bro! |
@Apane57 @27antonio27 @DandreEver @OliviaaConnors @TyriqueHall22 pore pane getting bombed with this |
Daryl better not be next or I'll kill someone |
i love marissa |
I'm done. Stick a fork in me. These kids need to go to bed! |
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