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LMAO! Same! I sold all of my 180 $16C for 1.00 near open and looking at it now, they are going for 2.30. Thats $23,400 I could have additionally made. But now I just have to be content with the $8k I made. I underestimated Su Bae! Big Mistake! | New lurker here... where can I go to understand these calls and puts better? I want to play the game but I really don’t understand the whole process. | |
Why Ally? | Because you don't want to gamble the $100,000+ you're going to owe on taxes and you might as well earn 1.75% on the money you're going to have to pay out anyway | |
So is shorting no longer a thing? Why would anybody ever short if options is a thing now? | There's still shorting. I don't know much about it... I think one of the differences is, you can't trade options on margin. That may be why long an shorts are attractive, because of leverage. But you can also lose a crap ton of money... And get margin called. In options , worst case, your contract expires worthless. | |
It takes about 30 seconds of sponging and soap. Unless you are so lazy that you let the dishes sit for 3 days. | My Butler does that for me. | |
Yeah, I'm going to pick up Oct 19 $17 puts as well.. Pretty confident we wont see AMD this high for long | This looks much better to me | |
Gang gang💍☝🏻🙏🏻 | o block | |
#hanging | #FROM THE CEILING FAN | |
#KJV or go home. | [If it ain't King James it ain't the bible](https://www.ebay.com/itm/IF-IT-AINT-KING-JAMES-IT-AINT-BIBLE-SCREEN-PRINTED-BUMPER-STICKER-9-X2-5-/171725484899) | |
sorry kids college fund. | Want to adopt me? | |
He asked 7 friends if they still use facebook | oh man, this is golden | |
Not with a prenup. Although the 12k tax deduction might be less than hiring an attorney and filing marriage paperwork. | Yeah but at least that way you get to fuck while you're getting fucked | |
Although soy sauce is Chinese in origin Kikkoman, the largest manufacturer, is a Japanese brand. | The implication there was that we associate soy sauce with Asia more than with America. Hence we might assume that they grow more soy than the US. | |
Just think how much you'd have if you spent $100 million on FB puts yesterday. | Infinite money | |
If you don't pay they are pretty much the same product | Not quite, even with a free account, on the desktop app you can listen to a song instead of having it start a radio station of similar songs. | |
Pretty sure I could, easily | On a safe withdrawal rate (4%) you'd only be pulling out 12k-ish a year (assuming he has at least 300k left after taxes). So basically you'd be living in poverty for the rest of your life and the chance of your retirement lasting is much less likely when it's over 60 years instead of 20. | |
$350, I sold... I got nervous, | Money's money, good work. | |
Buy both | Unironically though, straddles this close to ER are never profitable | |
If you look deep into his history you'll see he gets 125k of insurance payouts a year until 2038 | Goddamn didn't know r/wsb had a forensics team. | |
Are u referring to pa or your autism levels | pa | |
A friend of mine did it with AMZN. This can't actually work as well as the calculator says, can it? | Conditions have to be correct to make this play. The IV difference needs to be very big. | |
So Facebook will buy the contacts back from the people he sold them to? | Yes, if the stock price at closing tomorrow is lower than the contract price, FB pays the difference out to the owner of the contract at that time. | |
You saw the screenshot that make insane money ? Becoz the chance is very low . IV crush and time value makes your option worthless. Also, even you are correct on direction, does it move enough? Think about that. Only buy fd option when u think the option priced too low for the upcoming movement. Always long call. Long MSFT, LONG V that kind of stuff. | Thanks mate | |
His cold, routine thrusts can be timed perfectly to a metronome | My chassis are so lubricated right now. | |
My question was more so why Ally Bank vs others, but I guess the high APR answers it. It looks like Synchrony has some great options as well. | Also Ally is a bit of a meme around these parts | |
Its photoshopped. its okay I didnt realize either. | it is his actual pool though. i just had to photoshop him near it because there are no photos of zuck near a source of water which is not suspicious | |
Dude the SEC isn't going to come after you for purchasing one contract. | Especially one that expires worthless. | |
That would be a safety violation. Ceiling fans are not mean to bear such a heavy load. | OSHA can pin the fine to the collar of his dangling corpse | |
plz tell me you didnt do this | was great at the market open | |
its all about balance | As all things should be. | |
Yes, they’ll write you up on outsider trading charges | lmao | |
Sounds more realistic than getting it from vaccines tbh. | Oh no, this autism comes from injecting $MU calls right into your tendies | |
I think facebook got murdered for declining users more than anything and that's a huge unknown on twitter with the whole bot removal | I went long the stock. Calls were priced much higher than the puts. I can take a percentage loss no problem. But I know right after earnings the IV drop would crush me if I’m wrong and diminish my reward if I’m right. For the first time in my life I’m taking the conservative route | |
This is WSB. YOLO | YOLO'd. thx for the confidence. | |
Kinda want to because they will probably crush it | They crushed it | |
I ate Chipotle twice last week via UberEats | Quality DD | |
What are omt puts? Sorry. I'm new to this. | Out of the money put options. You can google it for more info | |
Never said it doesn’t come from advertising? I said they are not a social media network exclusively and to label them as such is small minded. Stop arguing about nothing | You're dumb. | |
Here from /r/all but from what I've gathered he essentially bet $60k that Facebook stock would drop. There are comments in this thread that explain it in more detail, I don't want to accidentally give incorrect information. | How do you make money from that though? | |
out of the money TWTR put expire 8/3 GG WP | Picked up 4 of those suckas cheap today.... | |
They were fascinated by the -600%s | Well yeah, just buy the opposite as the next big post | |
What you invest in when your options are worthless | lol thank you! | |
Remember where you're posting | Yeah sure, but it's well beyond this autistic sub. Most people I've ever had a 'tax bracket' discussion with didn't understand it, ranging from Wal-Mart workers to doctors. | |
Mind me asking how a fellow 24 year old had 160k to yolo on options? | This is the most important question here. | |
Says you | And the market | |
Isn’t it like free in Columbia? | No, he heard about how great the skiing was in Colombia, so he literally bought and ran snow machines just to ski in the jungle. | |
G | G | |
o block | Rah Rah. Scurp | |
Options are bought and sold as 'contracts'. Calling them shares confuses things. | Sorry I meant to say $3 per share and $5 per share. The put itself isn't worth $3, yeah, since each contract controls 100 shares. That bit is confusing in itself actually. | |
Welp, kiss that $900 goodbye | Yup | |
14k a year is a ton if you spent 50k on a 2 bedroom on a couple actes somewhrre cheap | most definitely. you can live decent in any of the vacation countries too. cuba, mexico, , vietnam, philippines . | |
There plenty of info online. Check out investopedia, Khan academy, tastytrades, YouTube, etc. | Thanks! Looking into tastytrades articles and found the reference section on investopedia. | |
Read 'A Random Walk Down Wallstreet' and then ignore all the good advice and yolo on earnings week | have just learned about earnings week today! I added the book to my amazon cart, thanks | |
I sold 7/27 options today for 2k morons paying 120% IV | This is the r-wsb I've come to know and love. | |
I like how you were saying [this a month ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/8ta5ek/what_companies_do_you_consider_vastly_undervalued/e16hj0q/?context=1) | We've been bamboozled | |
I got $3.50 | I'll give u 5$ for ur left ear | |
Well shit. And here I thought I was smart for buying the dip on LRCX. | You are. Earnings call was a smash hit | |
Waiting for the call. Again if you hear the phrase, 'decelerating growth' I don't care how profitable they are they will get hurt. Then again I'm one of the fucking retards who bet big on FB so its more likely than not that I'm dead wrong. | I’m with you on FB pain bro. We can make it back though. I am going to focus on AMZN GOOGL and expect NFLX to get back to 400 b4 next earnings to get back on top. FB is ded money now. | |
I was being ironic... Fuck that pussy shit, and Fuck u pussy downvoters. You already know I bought them MU $70 8/03 calls, I ain't no bitch. | Yes my good sir you ain't no bitch, take my upvote | |
Enough that I should get out and get back in, or just sit tight? | If you have shares I’d just hold tbh | |
Oh actually? I can’t read. I’ll send them my school I.D. That should work | You really can't read, can you? | |
Dude, this isn't my advice, this is what was taught to me by people who play the system for their advantage daily. But your degree obviously has more weight so I'll just disregard millionaires advice and take the word of an accountant on Reddit | Good goddamn, you’re a fucking idiot. | |
Holy fuck | He's going to have to sell his wife to prostitution and his kids to slavery to make that back. | |
Yup | Literally everyone warned you. Not to be a dick but you deserve it. Hope you make it back on your next YOLO though. | |
You bought a really far OTM call, e.g. the $21 call for AMD. | I appreciate you spending some time to educate. Hope you make good gains! | |
Link to article on marketwatch https://www.marketwatch.com/story/one-millennial-options-trader-was-killing-it-then-facebook-cost-him-180000-2018-07-26 | The comments are great | |
Just wait for the conference call. Bezos will explain his master plan to us mortals then. | Bezos never participates in the earning calls | |
your good junior | Is the call over ? | |
Thank you so much for that in-depth explanation! | Ya no problem! | |
Then why’d you buy options... | his mom probably strapped his helmet too tight and he thought he was getting tendies. | |
GOT EM | LOL | |
yeah bro im broke i can't afford an iphone. | -_- | |
Good for JD | My JD trading at 52 week lows, lel. I think buying 2020 LEAPs may actually be not retarded and not a real YOLO | |
Why would you bet both in the same direction... they competitors. | Even in limited member industries industry often moves together. | |
Not really Nvidia took most of it | Yes for now. It's about the trend though. It's setting up nicely for more AMD market share capture. | |
totally fine we had an expert in here a few days ago | Lol got a link? | |
I live on less right now, so I'd imagine receiving that money for nothing would make things pretty easy. | in what 3rd world shithole can you live off 12k/year | |
*White men came across the sea* | Run for your liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyfe! | |
Time. To die I guess | RIP. Your parents will be proud. | |
You mean rich parents? Or poker? :D | Apparently it's from a lawsuit, according to one of his other comments. | |
Lol no | After hours disagrees. | |
I know I'm here too how accepting the community is and so far they seem nice | We're nice unless you're a homophobe. | |
I don't even have children. How about my dog? He's pretty good dog | All dogs are good dogs Bront | |
I specifically avoid 3rd party sellers on Amazon these days. Sounds like they are shifting to eBay 2.0. | I liked that quote until you said something because you might be right | |
Been holding these for weeks.... I got fucked before and thought this time would be different. Guess not | Shot was circling the moon yesterday and you didn’t sell with Friday expiry? I didn’t sell either but at least my calls are 9/21. | |
Trading sideways. RIP calls and puts. | New to this. How could this be bad for both calls and puts? | |
Fight me | I will short p4r4dOx | |
Worked out! Too bad UPS and FB offsets my AMD gains | It fucking worked out lol. | |
So it was a win/win then | Actually, that’s scenario 5: win-win-win, where the rest of us win too for watching so much autism in one trade | |
Not quite, even with a free account, on the desktop app you can listen to a song instead of having it start a radio station of similar songs. | If Spotify’s plan is to take over desktop music streaming, then they’re fucked. | |
There is a lot of good info if you look hard enough and know what to avoid. All the other investment subs only teach you to invest like a grandpa. If you have a decent risk tolerance and want to do anything other than buy index funds this is the place to be. | True, made a shit ton off that garbage McAfee stock because of wsb. | |
I don't have those details documented, sorry. I was hoping for intrinsic value, so IV crush would only have marginal impact. | Gotcha. All good. Great trade by the way. | |
It’s a put just exercise and you get the stock.... idk what ur talking about. | Yeah to exercise you have to put up the cash to buy it though. Then you would have to hold for a year to save the taxes | |
Not a great start hue. | Ended the day at -.08% and I bought in just after open | |
Short term capital gain rate aka ordinary income rate. Since he made 400k it’ll be taxed at the top tax rate which WAS 39.6%. I don’t know what it is now because of the new tax plan; I think it’s 35%. | Thank you! | |
Fk it, If it is still dropped tmr. I am going all in my shit. Great profit margin , good dividend and beat after beat. | ey bby. how 10nm server chips coming along? | |
No. Shorting is borrowing shares. Puts are contracts to buy and sell shares. | But it had the same outcome, right? | |
Unironically though, straddles this close to ER are never profitable | Can you explain why? Aren't we hoping for huge price swings? Figured only way for it not to be profitable is a sideways movement. | |
That's a Fiat. | Where I live they always use Mini Cooper's | |
HOLY SHIT IM NOT AUTISTIC | you’re definitely still autistic | |
Hell even if he ain't cute nigga got tendies. | I ain't gay but 400k is 400k. |
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