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no u | I have been defeated. My tendies are you'res | |
Yup. FB will never go above $200 till past 2019. JFL @ this bullshit | You don't think FB will make a comeback next week to $200?? | |
Eh, cheap as shit leaps coming right up | Yeah, just eat the loss on the 7/27. That's not going to end well. Sell for whatever you can get at the end of the day tomorrow. But tomorrow morning if you're still bullish, just buy LEAPS. Then you have time to profit on the rebound. | |
I'm betting Facebook keeps buying fads to keep itself alive. They're doing well so far. | They should buy Reddit | |
It doesn't get any more blue-chip in tech than being part of 'FANG'. | Blue chips pay dividends and actually do shit besides run shitty web apps. Youre confusing high flyers with blue chips. | |
Look no further than Netflix itself. Up to now that shit makes no sense, down 16% AH, opens at -6%, closes day almost in the green | There’s no coming back from today overnight. This isn’t Narnia. | |
If FB rebounds and his yolo call pans out I will give you said lot lizard details. | Nice. I’m buying calls in the morning to help the cause. | |
This isn't production | It is production on the WSB level. | |
Same here | Me too | |
Which they will undoubtedly reach, everyone wants to buy in so there is no dip. If it doesn't drop tomorrow I'm saying fuck it it never will | Dip confirmed Friday | |
ah... gotcha. i wonder if that website accounts for vol | Watch out for IV crush | |
I mean, technically I guess, but the odds of FB climbing 28% in a few weeks after that shitshow are so astronomically low that realistically speaking, they're both going to open with no value. | Very true. | |
Puts obviously.. than again I thought fb calls were obvious | Feelsbadman | |
Worth $1.50 | RIP | |
Arent' the REITs giving out 100% of profits as dividends? That is what makes them a 'REIT'. | No. Like mutual funds, the distribution requirement for REITs is 90%. | |
Is it too late? | Nope, post proof and I’ll approve | |
Fear of FB launching a competitor, which Zuck said they were working on. Some think they'll discuss it in cc. | https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/91xjul/part_2_im_bringing_you_all_tendies_we_need_to/?st=JK1WGU5N&sh=e02774bf | |
I’ll gild you if it finishes this week higher than close of last week, including AH. | Let’s hope. Gonna be tough though premarket is down pretty big | |
you're gonna like the way your puts look, i can guarantee it | WSB Warehouse | |
Local companies **pay the same VAT/sales tax**. It's not fucking protectionism if your own producers have the same conditions. How is this complicated? | Everything is complicated when you're an idiot. | |
7 year useful life | MACRS loses 80 percent of value in the first year. Then straight line. | |
Unlike the monster truck my portfolio doesn’t have a roll cage in emergencies like today | Sell puts | |
I have the same $200 put but Aug 3 expiration bought for 1.20 how much is it? | at time of writing fb is now at 175. same thing. 200-175 is 25. thats the intrinsic value. since august 3 is a week out u got a little bit of extra extrinsic value so, maybe $26-27. | |
Or ever again | its not too far gone to turn it around, but if they do nothing, yeah, it'll be dooomed, expecting continued downwards or sidewards at best overall movement until actual good news comes out | |
I’m not pro Clinton/Bernice, but I sure ain’t pro trump either. | Le epic fedora tipping Gary Johnson ftw | |
My god, impeccable strategy | Dumb question what's an FD? | |
Ho Lee Shit Facebook is getting fuuuuuucked. | Wee Too Low | |
Just make every day's prediction penalty involve eating a bag of poop of the CEO for the previous day's incorrect prediction. | Fact: CEO excrement is extremely high in fiber. | |
Watch out for IV crush | Smart, very | |
Hey, I’m just trying to make booze money as my alcohol tolerance grows. | Invest in a still, make your own alcohol. | |
I hope it's Warren so he keeps throwing DNA tests at her during them. | OMG I fucking hope so. The LOLz will be galactic scale. | |
No my FB calls told me that | Only if their guidance is no profit in 2019 | |
It's probably because it's really none of your business who he did or didn't sleep with 12 years ago. | Yeah, if we cared where our presidents were sticking their dicks decades ago nobody would get elected lol. | |
They have to check on this somehow, no? | if you know about the discount then you probably have it. it's probably not worth it to call you out on it | |
I can't recall a single overnight market cap loss of this magnitude since Oct 2008. | it's not comparable in terms of market cap but LinkedIn dropped 43% in one day in 2016, which was like $11 billion. | |
Mate, i went from 5k to - 1k right now, in pretty fucked | How are you negative on a call? Unless you sold an uncovered put? | |
Yes, of course the EU was clamoring for cutting tariffs on all industrial imports from the US or something something. | Increased soy usage, less dependency on russian gas and mutual lower tarifs on cars are EU goals. | |
You still can. That's the point of selling the losers and keeping the winners with stop losses. | THREE HUNDRED PERCENT | |
I had to photoshop this bc I couldn't actually find a picture of him near water | androids hate water | |
I would've held if I could have, but they expired worthless :( | Here I thought you couldn't lose money with AMZN calls lately and you go and prove me wrong. | |
After some time you don’t feel the pain .. it becomes part of you .. | [“Let the hate flow through you”](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/017/886/download.jpg) | |
Just a dip. | If we open under $180, I’m buying a lot of calls. | |
Nah, not always, fucking Amazon Logistics. | This guy primes. | |
Where is the DD? | something something IV crush | |
$169.419 | One dollar Bob | |
CFO of Facebook who spoke on investor guidance this afternoon. | This guy fuks | |
I don’t think I’ve ever gotten a reply to a comment this old before. | Holy crap. I just saw how old the post is. I have no idea how I even came across this. | |
So buy FD puts on amazon? | That’d be the contrarian play, yes | |
Absolute unit | Pure beast | |
WSB Warehouse | Buy 2 suits get 10 free margin calls | |
It’s ok, those are Canadian dollars, they’re not real. | For 10k CAD you can get an igloo and that's pretty real imo | |
K | M | |
cop here, where do i put my money | Not in fucking FB calls, that's for sure | |
Yeah and the old timers are dying off. Oculus isn't bad, but it has serious competition. Trust me, Gen Z still uses snapchat as much if not more than instagram. | Instagram is growing like crazy while growth for Snapchat is non-existent. Snapchat is fucked. Instagram has soundly crushed Snapchat. I think you're very wrong about Snapchat use. Guaranteed they use Instagram more. | |
If you had put $190K into the wrong tech options last week, you’d get upvoted to the moon by this sub and lose the combined net worth of 3 average Americans | But isn't that what the spirit of this sub is all about? | |
Options are great and the leverage is insane. When people first start reading how they work they might get a little intimidated, but once they learn the amount of strategies available, how to limit their exposure with less money, how they can straddle instead of betting one way if they're unsure, how the Greeks work, how to collect premiums for market making, etc etc etc it can start to get exciting. | Still learning the Greeks. Have any recommendations? | |
Imagine being this stupid | I just wanted you to know this made me laugh a lot. Thanks, friend! | |
Goldman knew. They all knew. | The signal and the noise | |
Instagram is keeping the whole thing afloat. If you surveyed Insta users I bet a majority of them wouldn’t even know Facebook owned Instagram. | So Facebook was indeed the next MySpace but at least they had the foresight to buy the next Facebook. | |
Gonna be buying so much of it | I bet you opened an account in 2004 to share pictures of your cats. | |
They should buy Reddit | They should buy 4chan | |
Tell me you're referencing.... https://www.instagram.com/p/BkX90vylEy3/?hl=en | Nailed it | |
Then a trip to the rope store. | dollar rope store. | |
Why? | Because soy sauce? | |
You should meet Walmart yolo guy | Hey some of us love pain. | |
Seconded | All in favor? | |
I'm sorry but there's no call I haven't sold at 50% or more gains no matter how I 'feel' about them. 'This dog should only bite once' kinda thing. | Yeah learned my lesson. Never doing shit like this again haha | |
I normally always sell half my gains before earnings but confidence on this sub must have seduced me. | Sorry man. Best of luck and maybe she rebounds. Never know. 🙏 | |
A | N | |
Like the army. More stars means how much ranking you have on the autism/faggy levels. 3 is Lt General of FaggyDs and 6 is Autist of the Armies. | What's the jew star mean? | |
CORNING [GLW] TO THE MOOOOON - you should do an episode on how these shitters got so caught up in the semiconductor / cpu / GPU trend they forgot about how the motherfuckers communicate with each other and display what is being processed through them. | Corning traded at over $100 summer of 2000. This company has been around forever and isn't going anywhere soon. Love the Corning Museum of Glass they funded as well (I used to blow glass). Seeing an old glass company innovating and adapting to knew tech while preserving it's artistic/historical side gives me good feelings deep in my scrotum. They teach all kinds of great glass blowing classes and make our cell screens... Pretty fuckin cool. | |
Yeah... not going to lie tho, I have a thing for women a bit older than me (in my mid 30s) so I like her still... | she's still hot as fuck so not really an older woman thing, just a normal straight man thing. | |
Betting against social media. Can you read ? | No but that’s why I’m here | |
im a povertyfag and am now blown-the-fuck-out, so im not gonna touch this shit again... even if I **could** afford the calls. | Probably for the best. It’ll just go the opposite way of whatever side you take. That’s the ways this all works | |
I am too. I really believed the comcast post about a month ago saying the only reason they've dropped from 40 was all the leverage they were risking trying to buy Fox. Now that they've backed out, I'm thinking they'll just rebound back up | I agree with the rebound, and made money off some short term calls based on that post. However, I don't think the mention of that deal has anything to do with this earnings report. | |
Faggy Ds? Or a week or two out? | Oh FD for sure..I wouldn't be a degenerate if it was any farther out. | |
Like giving a chimp a hand grenade | What's wrong with that? | |
might want to double-check your dd on the recent prime day... | Not even invluded this quarter | |
Just go with Interactive Brokers. $1 a trade, about $2 for options. | They told me I'm too poor to join | |
Same position. My sell order is already queued. | Did you set a limit price? Or is it like sell ASAP.. | |
I had the same idea. Long term or short term? | I'm thinking both :p but for me, probably mostly short term. I like those mega gains, made/realized 150% on nflx in its first hour after earnings. | |
Like I said, I agree. I simply assumed they were FB puts when I was debating whether or not the options could be traded | Good. Now kiss my ring. | |
Wow it's just below inflation which is great! I've always wanted to lose money guaranteed. | At least I didn’t have all my money in FB calls and GOOGL puts | |
LOL good luck with that (myspace, AOL, etc. would beg to differ). And ingrained in what society? some small subset of it maybe (and that's being generous). | MySpace wasn't even close to being ingrained into society. | |
Yes we can you dumbass, it’s the moons gravitational pull. | Similarly, the moon goes up and down and you can’t explain that either. | |
Oh no Facebook is not growing fast enough. I guess people gave up on the internet thing altogether... | Right? I doubled down on my $93 PYPL 8/17s, hopefully I can ditch them sometime next week for a wash alltogether. | |
agreed, FB is just a shitty forum website, scaled up. (much of it written in PHP, ffs! LOL). | You should open your own shitty forum website, maybe you can beat their $40B in revenue. | |
RemindMe! 12 hours | [Here!](https://imgur.com/a/zL4XW4q) | |
Yeah I'm drunk. When I get drunk I try to be helpful instead of just calling people faggots. Personal flaw. | Eh. There are worse ways to act when drunk than that. 🤷🏻♂️ I wouldn’t be too hard on yourself 😂🤣 | |
It's already starting to recover | dead cat says hi | |
For 10k CAD you can get an igloo and that's pretty real imo | Eh it’s it Canada. Not real | |
As an Iranian, my dad explicitly warned me about trusting other Persians lmao | lol, just start with your dad | |
Maybe the real gains were the friends we made along the way. | You disgust me. | |
Yes | I apologize | |
Probably need to act fast for that. My guess is it will move a lot early today. Who knows which direction. I'm gonna stay away | hopped in and out for a small profit. no DCB today | |
like literally every meaningful stat in their report is higher than Q1 of this year, and considerably higher than Q2 of 2017. I don't get it. i mean, sure, it's maybe not as MUCH bigger as they'd hoped, but they beat EPS expectations... I could see a 5% decline... but fucking 20% is insane. I don't feel like that level of sell-off is at all justified. | Tesla vs Ford. | |
XLY is amazing. 1/4 holdings is AMZN, plus HD WMT MCD NFLX. | Yup. That's my go to, holding 60 $111C 7/27 for Amzn tonight. | |
I bought 168 shares of share at share, expiring on share. They jumped to share and I sold to share and made share. | South Park did it! | |
I kinda had a racket going: I'd ride up to the rich neighborhood and caddy at the country club for all the VPs and trust fund babies, get a good banter going with them, then convince them to hire me to cut their grass or clear out brush/trees at their houses. I'd go on about how I'm working hard to save up and invest, they fucking loved it. I'm still on regular speaking terms with a former Walgreens VP that I met there, he wrote me a recommendation when I was applying for MBA programs. | Country clubs are where the deals are made. | |
I bought 3 8/10 and 3 8/31 contracts at 177 strike. :( Should i hold? | no, sell when you’re down 70%. fucking autist how about you think twice before asking questions |
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