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Yeah. Noodle too. Can you buy salad and fruits? Red and white meat? | Easy there pal. Need 20 years expenses in an FDIC insured account and house paid off before you can splurge on luxuries like that. | |
I can do 1 better than this. Post a video of you licking peanut butter off your dog's asshole. Why punish the dog, it didn't do anything wrong | You win. I’m not too proud to admit when I’ve been beaten | |
Damn, still better than Scotia though. What type of account did you open? | TFSA so you don’t get taxed on them gains. But if you maxed out your TFSA limit then an RRSP but you won’t be able to take out money unless you wanna get penalized lmao. If you don’t wanna do that, then open up an individual account and lube up for the CRA - that is if you make money lol | |
Double down my guy. | I’d rather not. Already 5k in. I think there’s better money to be made elsewhere | |
Eh I think this might be logic catching up to things. Amazon makes good cash as does Google and M$. FB is doing ok but their corporate guidance is shit two quarters in a row, and Twitter still doesn't make money. | Twitter is down 14% pre market. | |
But you can't sell naked options on RH? Their margin accounts only allow fixed-risk strategies. | I think we've seen screenshots of people selling naked puts here on RH? | |
I love how tjis sub treats people | Fuck you | |
Have a tight stop, spot is overbought/overpriced their margin weren’t great either, capex vs gains increase isn’t great but it’s a tech stock | Personally I thought their report sucked for their valuation. So I shorted it. But when fucktard analyst hike the price target for no sensible reason you get people buying anyway. | |
The SP you refer to stands for stock price, right? | Sucking Penises in the case of Goldman | |
How much to kick me in the nuts every time I go to buy some call options? | I'll do it for free | |
Is two month long term enough? I bought 200 calls at the dip yesterday. | You paid a premium, it will likely lose value over the next few days. | |
Ever heard of covering a short? | No. Either they go bankrupt, or I do. | |
its us vs them bro | who's the 'them' in this? I dont know which side I'm on!! | |
I have migraines and that link is murderous lol. | I don't have any of that and it's still painful to look at. | |
And it looks like your gonna catch it perfect unless this baby moons on GDP numbers. | Think it's gonna overshoot me, these analysts upgrades keep flooding in too. | |
If it could close at $1890 tomorrow then pop off next week I would be so fucking happy. | We all would be. | |
Apparently it's from a lawsuit, according to one of his other comments. | Probably sued reddit and /r/wsb for liabilities when he took a dumb trade =) | |
clearly he did.... | It's just hard to believe someone who says he sold a put on FB and made money. If he did that he'd be bankrupt. | |
But someone told us to YOLO it a few days ago and it didn't work | It worked for me. | |
So he only hit the jackpot in a game? But everyone is talking retirement and all? Is that part of the game? | Yes you can get it too it's on his cell phone. Super sweet game many lulz can be had but always hold stock in $rope just in case. | |
Also once they monetize Instagram and WhatsApp more they can make a killing. | Instagram is monetized...have you not seen the ads for the past three years? What I else do you expect them to do? | |
What kind of garbage poor man house is that.aint even a yacht | In a lot of places, that's not a bad house for a 24 year old. | |
He's going to have to sell his wife to prostitution and his kids to slavery to make that back. | Vice versa would probably net more tbh | |
anytime you see a stock with a chart looking like TVIX it means they did a shit load of reverse splitting and other bullshit. | y tho | |
99.98% of this sub | Jokes on you I’m a pussy and don’t do options. Guess I’m the 0.02% | |
This seems Innovative and good. I will try this. But is there anyway to avoid expiry settlements ? I think squaring off things just before expiry can work. | If you find something that seems to be working well you can keep rolling the calls up and out to later dates. Most brokers will do this as a single transaction. | |
Apple Stocks, it should be a default app in your phone. | You lied to me. | |
This is for each contract of 8/31 etc? You seem to know your shit. Best recommendation to learn? Book? Site? | I learned on my own, started with the tastytrade videos, but they were too passive for my taste. Butterflies are a low risk way to be directional with a company. | |
When does the punishment start | Uhg now i spit coffee all over my work computer | |
Ugh the one that lives in Europe and just licks little boys. Gross. | Don't judge until you've walked a mile in my shoes. | |
I too, have a $SNAP 13 Put for 8/10. Fuck SNAP. Burn in Hell. | The only company I want a short position in more than snap is moviepass, but the fuckers won’t sell options. | |
>MU $80 call | Yea I've had that for a while. It keeps me warm at night while it burns to the ground. | |
It's RTN | Well, I want RTN to keep going up since I'm pretty invested in DFEN. So, I think puts are a terrible idea :) | |
The best way to get the right answer. | Apparently increased Soy exports contributed a whopping 0.09% of the GDP lol | |
Just delete the app and reinstall | Thats what i do with reddit after too many downvotes. Works every time. | |
Apparently they think they can still make money. | Do they? Or is it just that there are a few more suckers left who can be duped into believing that they can still make money? | |
what is the correct button ? | the only winning move is not to play? | |
Positions? | Bought around $15.50 and sold the C's @ $17.5 for October. | |
Green Market = Red MU confirmed | Genius | |
True. I’m sure it’ll recover. Just gotta ride it out | I bought FB calls today. 202.5 8/17. They make way too much money to be down this much. | |
I like GDP episode 136. Really good preformance from the man | I didn't even know Gay Dick Parade had a2md episode, let alone 135 | |
It works great on my desktop PC, but on my lumia 950 the live tile always seems to get stuck on either very old data, or the default icon, and opening up my watch list can take like 10 seconds. | Mine is a 950 too, and I don't have the first issue. I only started having the second issue when I made my watch list long so it needs to pull a ton of data. | |
Loaded all my free cash into the dip it keeps dipping hold me I'm scared | This dip is more of a dive this morning... I'm fuckin dead lmao | |
Question is is the increase in inflation due to suppliers being constrained due to the trade war or is it because of the large amounts of cash that is being brought into the normal economy. Both scares me. | both | |
Ok, thanks! | Also puts magnify any percentage change for increased profit if right and increased loss if wrong. e.g. a 1% drop would put you up 5% | |
A tip of the hat to you sir. | I hope I helped you with rent or some shit buddy | |
Very likely. These guys did $10k in revenue in ONE QUARTER and the CEO only makes $250k a year. That seems like sound math. | .......do they make jewelry? Cause I’ve seen etsy stores generate more profit. | |
Particularly during election season; somehow.. | I don’t think it’s about number of users. It’s about how effective their ads are. | |
Already included in the full body latte | Is that on the secret menu? How do I order that? | |
IT’S MY MONEY AND I NEED IT NOW! | I HAVE A STRUCTURED SETTLEMENT AND I NEED CASH NOW! | |
Got a link that doesn't induce epilepsy? | Here https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/925s0m/i_feel_for_this_guy_on_a_spiritual_level/e34upxu/ | |
7/27 $47 | I sorry | |
I have a TD Ameritrade account, but I'm in for about $7 per trade... you're telling me RH doesn't charge a single fee??? | That is correct. Literally nothing. I moved over from TD, originally from Scottrade which use to be the discount broker. | |
What were your plays? | Only futures I trade are S&P E-minis and I think I made about $10k in 45 minutes that night. Everything went into free fall for about an hour or so. I was just selling multiples of $150 contracts. I believe it was 8pm or so, so it was the European market trading at that time. | |
y tho | usually it's to stay on an exchange. nasdaq and nyse dont like penny stocks. but investors dont like reverse splits, so it becomes a death spiral. stay the fuck away from companies that have a history of reverse splits. | |
Probably more like 1,000 | Your modesty is insulting | |
Cause no one's ever done it before. | Not dick riders atleast | |
Thanks for the reply, yeah I'd love to hear from an Intel insider, would be a very interesting talk. | See edit above. | |
You juuuuuuust cleared getting assfucked. Well done. | it was shares of amzn, even if it dipped, it would be back up within 2 weeks | |
3 dAy RuLe | What’s that? | |
So they're a middle man for buying lottery tickets? Do they charge for this? | Yeah there is a daily fee or a monthly or yearly subscription option | |
Yea, and risked almost a million bucks to do it. | not really, amzn isnt going to $0 | |
DIP?! Visa is maybe 1% under its all time high. | Are you looking at a different $V? Looks like a fucking dip to me | |
I'll try to sell asap at open. TY | Let us know how you did, if I've was insane at open and you got close to the ask on the put (by like 9:35), i bet it's still around that figure now, even though it dropped more | |
Yeah 'risk free' can eat shit and die. Saying you **know** what IV is going to do (not you OP but the others) is just BS. Sure it works, but not always. Did you actually do this trade or just the math? | I actually had it queued up to buy, but I just didn't trust that the long options wouldn't get fucked by IV drop so I ended up passing. Instead I went long both amazon and twitter, and came out even. | |
Nice! You looking at any others in Energy? Looking at OXY right now. I like calls but the 90 Call 8/17 OI has me thinking this isn't the greatest bet. | I only follow the majors right now. I already have too many stocks in my watch list. | |
Boom, roasted | broasted...its like brunch | |
The dude has been right about everything with like 300k in 3 months or something ridiculous, he is this subs rainman | I’ve been right or inversely right my whole life AMA | |
Your modesty is insulting | But his math is flawless | |
I'm already balls deep into visa | Go deeper dammit | |
This guy WSBs | Nice. $11 BTW | |
Someone should make a movie poster for '$JNUG RESURRECTION' | If I had any means to I would haha | |
sell puts at open that’s for sure. | Not that sure any more | |
Dip confirmed Friday | I lose money so predictably it hurts sometimes. | |
Did u buy MSFT ATH? Even if you bought early this week you should still be green | I bought them yesterday when MSFT dipped sharply in the morning. | |
Hey I have a sister | I have 3 sisters so that's 57% of the DD. Anyone else got sisters? | |
What exactly is the benefit of purchasing options over just trading the stock? I don't quite see a difference in buying a call, compared to just purchasing the stock and selling when price increases. | Leverage. If you buy a call in XYZ at a $45 strike for $3/share. If XYZ then goes up to $54 per share, your contract is now worth at least $9/share, for a 200% gain, even though the stock only gained 20%. | |
Doggy. | lol.well fuck man, im glad you didnt actually have a position to post. i wouldve probably FOMO'd in on some calls and then promptly lose 20%. | |
good idea I will pitch that to the board at the next shareholder meeting | you gonna be hosting the shareholder meeting in your kitchen? | |
I'm trying to decide if I should see mission impossible this weekend instead of next in case the card stops working. | It's listed as a premium showing and thus ineligible on my account. More bait and switch | |
You guys realize AMAZON reaching there means becoming a 1 trillion dollar company before Apple right? | Why is that crazy? Genuinely asking | |
but every dumpster fire warms a homeless man | That's really beautiful actually | |
You still holding all those puppies? Can't decide how I think earnings will go... | yeah, feel like volatility is high | |
My Twitter and Intel calls lol | Wow. RIP your portfolio, sry dude | |
r/povertyfinance more like | Depressing. | |
Reporting helps for sure. Not sure what happened to that report type actually... one of the other 99 mods must have changed it. | SJW bullshit ban them | |
Visa's graph is a 45* angle no matter how far you look back. | It's just hard to imagine it going any other way | |
Can you read? | lol that niggas retarded | |
The anti-union union supports this measure. | The meta joke meta union supports none of the statements in this thread or this statement itself. | |
i bought 8/3 puts yesterday around those strikes. multi-bagger win! | Can you explain that terminology (serious) trying to learn. | |
most grocery stores do this service and you don't have to pay a fortune for shipping or have raw chicken sitting outside of your door waiting for you to get home | I use those nordic ice packs for camping, they stay frozen for like 3 days in a cooler, better than using ice. | |
They basically said guidance Q3 will be the bottom. After that, the demand for semis will flatten and no longer be cyclical | so that is a good thing. one more quarter and launch pad? | |
OP, this is a special tip. They are too exclusive to be available on the general market so you will have to buy them peer to peer from one of the users here. Many of us have been stocking up on them over the last few months | Okay, I will look more in to exactly what this is and go from there. Thanks | |
Should....Should I buy the dip? I don't know what I'm doing, I'm just hear for the memes. | I mean I bought some. Either a really stupid or really smart move. For what it's worth, FB has only had 3 down quarters in their history if I recall. It'll go back up. Might not be this year, but it'll go back up. | |
Hang in there man. I feel your pain | Poor choice of words | |
Yeah my heart goes out to anyone that was trying to close puts, market is bouncing back steadily | Ya, one my orders finally went through an hour later.. i'll have to go back and see if I got the price I actually executed for, or the price when it executed an hour later .. the app is fucky right now, so it's hard to tell | |
Yeah good luck. [https://support.robinhood.com/hc/en-us/articles/360000711763-Contact-Us](https://support.robinhood.com/hc/en-us/articles/360000711763-Contact-Us) | Ya, one my orders finally went through an hour later.. i'll have to go back and see if I got the price I actually executed for, or the price when it executed an hour later .. the app is fucky right now, so it's hard to tell | |
I would but I’m scared of Buffett | This. Buffett has turned many boys who've gone against him into bitches. Anyone who thought cucked by Zuck was bad, won't even want to even know what daddy Buffet will do to them. | |
I bought about 20 calls, unfortunately I bought most when V was down 0.5%. | I feel you there. Bought two of mine at 0.7% down. When do yours expire? | |
Not sure what to pick-up they are looking to sell their pipeline assets not sure they will get the 5B for it, but that will cut their Capex pretty heavily. Looking at the 85s right now. | Its not a popular stock so the move wont be big unless they shit the bed. Not sure it even is a good options play for such short-term horizon. |
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