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My man!
I shouldn't have done this....
I see nothing wrong with dead baby jokes or the Saw movies, but you cross the line when a dog dies
John Wick thought so too
Azure is eating into AWS more and more, it's the shining star of MSFTs portfolio and there's tons of growth room left in the space.
Lol the same people calling MSFT crap are the same ones chasing MU calls, def should be taking advice from these peeps
That was a gamble. Celebration of nearly getting back to even.
Your celebration of breaking even was to put yourself back in the hole? That's pretty rich.
Join the club!
did you buy protective puts? I picked up some 9/21 $50C, 8/24 $52C (my lotto tickets) and some 10/19 $43 put for protection.
not even as insane as the guy who bought a $1000 amazon put. i remember the top comment too: 'bezos could reveal himself as a reptilian and eat a baby on live tv and amazon still wouldn't go to 1000'
I'd buy more Amazon tbh
That's literally what the saying means. You'll win a lot of pennies, but one loss will steamroll you.
I'm new at selling options. Tell me more about this steamroller.
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Obviously free money for who ever sold you those options
9/21 there’s still a chance
That's why you're the judge and I'm the ...law-talking guy
What branch of engineering do you work in my guy
We didn't understand :(
Did you read their last 10-k? They have less than 500k cash left - I'm surprised this shit is still floating at $6
FUCKING STOP
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I got in EOD yesterday when it hit its lower resistance, quick 50% gain, sold at open. Coulda held longer and made more but this market changes its mind too quickly, now I TAEK TAEK TAEK wat I can get my hands on
I'm proud of you son. I'd take 50% any day, especially in a volatile market like you said.
AMAT did the same thing. Double beat, warn, and crash.
I went pretty heavy on both lol I’m glad I’m a young boy with a 3k portfolio lmfao.
I don't play long term stuff especially in such a speculative sector it is a complete crapshoot. I'd say hold off on it for sure. Probably more downside next few days IMO. ACB is a diluted pig and an amalgamation of so many disparate parts I honestly don't see them doing well long term but by next April who know. Could be $12 could be $4 (if post legalization financials are not what people are hoping for).
Even if I goes sub 30. You will lose money. Are you dumb? The puts on those are expensive, it would need to drop 10% to break even
Then you post a screenshot of your autism like everyone else does.
Lol. Exactly like I imagined.
I'm pretty new to this sub, why the hell is MU such a meme?!
MU has an average analyst price target of 80, yet it trades under $50, it is severely undervalued based on all valuation metrics. Only risk is MU is in a sector that is prone to boom/bust cycles.
Shoulda listened to you
:(
get the 4x dude wtf is 2x that is pussy shit
Didnt know they had a 4x. Brb headed to h-mart.
I think this is a sure bet. I'm a little concerned gaming is low due to people waiting for next gen. But guidance on next gen chips may be very good.
both were up https://s22.q4cdn.com/364334381/files/doc_financials/quarterly_reports/2019/Q219/Rev_by_Mkt_Qtrly_Trend_Q219.pdf
Is that why the stock was up 7% today? Or was that mews released after hours?
came out around two. got me some calls cause that's big news for all the destitute autistic kids allergic to peanuts and shit.
So far Q1 & Q2 beat, and dropped AH. Only difference is that this time, it was bad guidance compared to missed expectations on Data Center growth Q1 - maybe iT'lL bE dIfFerEnT nEXt TiMe?!
missing on any wall st estimation is viable to fuck up your ER which is why they dropped last time. Lowering your guidance is another way to fuck up your ER. For earnings to be good, you almost always have to hit and exceed on everything. Despite what your taunting may imply, it's not like either of these drops were unjustified or even surprising
You and me both dude
Us three
Damn even the battery went red
From OP nervously checking RH every 30 minutes.
You could sell 300$ calls expiring tomorrow, sounds like easy money
I sold some iron condors so I need at least a minor recovery here but overall in good shape for tomorrow
Lol fidelity is a much better and more professional app than Robin hood. Maybe not in the WSB context, but it's a much better broker
I'm sure it is, but I'll be damned if I get charged for gambling. It's like going to the casino and using the house atm to take out $20 at a time and keep on going back to the atm. I prefer to lose my money for free.
u fukt
Nah, it's fine rebound tomorrow
Here i was extremely anxious about my 1240 calls expiring 9/14
Ah, you still have your whole life ahead of you.
He sold before the bell I bet. Dumped on some other poor shlepp
I sure hope he did.
Why tf is NVIDIA taking a massive shit?? They just beat earnings by almost 20%
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I really hope sooo
nah its boned. though if anyone is holding Nov+ expiry they are probably okay for the next adventure.
Honest question for you, and let's have a discussion. What do you think you're doing when you're buying 1 share/stock of a company?
Losing $10.
Good thing 80% of my portfolio is all tech!
AMZN alone is like 1/3 of my portfolio lol
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i didn't know I wanted this until now
Still a lot less weird than jack ma's conferences
Profit is profit.
I feel like I make this comment more than I should have to when it comes to a bunch of seasoned investors.
I'm down 80%
Same bb
Maybe I am, maybe I'm not, maybe I am.
I don’t know anymore...
What just happened
He forgot to change to his other account
Dude, one text bubble. Unless you're a 16 year old white girl, put all your sentences into one text bubble.
Depends who you are texting/iming some people have the attention span of a gnat and won't read a message that long.
All Moviepass is known for right now is shitty blackouts and a 250-to-1 reverse split. Not sure even the name is worth much.
Yeah to investors, not to the general public that actually use it. I remember when it came out and half of Reddit was a talking about it. I think the rights to the trademark of the name could easily be sold for a good few million to a tech giant.
[Found this baddie at Walmart last night](http://news.mit.edu/sites/mit.edu.newsoffice/files/images/2017/Lisa-Su-AMD-MIT-00_0.jpg)
You wish fam
River North?
AY LOGAN SQUARE FOR US BROKE FUCKS
Plus you get to meet all sorts of new people when you're sucking their dick for $10
Wow, look at Mr. Richie Rich over here making a whole $10 per dick.
In for a couple 9/21 $48 as well. Fuck it. Might be alright.
Well. This did not go alrighh
Let's get it!
Are we fukd?
It's ass. No one know goes there
Lots of old people go there. Really not bad actually.
\*parents with a good job
government daddy with a job?
Umm there cloud software Azure jumped in revenue by 85% last earnings and linkden is doing well too so Idk what you are talking about
I don't even know what azure is, never heard of it, and linked in will die with rest of social media over next 10 years.
This didn’t age well.
Didn’t buy it thank God.
Your celebration of breaking even was to put yourself back in the hole? That's pretty rich.
You see. Gambling is not about winning. It is about losing.
I can’t think of a better way to blow 10k in one day.
I can think of 100 better ways I’d use 10 grand than to buy otm fds expiring the next day.
You must be new.
Lurker :/ lol
Because selling covered calls are 100x less risky than just buying calls. The call seller tends to have an advantage and can't lose anything other than opportunity cost. The call buyer loses his premium when he's wrong.
Wait, isn't this wallstreetbets?
you think the guys running HMNY didn't reward themselves handsomely for being such good businessmen?
Depending on how you define 'handsomely', then yeah, maybe.
He won and I'm happy for him but buying calls because a similar company beat earnings and because you don't think the stock can do down much more than it already has isn't really smart DD
As good as any other tbh, it's fuckin stock market
Def not the best. Check out /r/churning for a 3%+ back card and better offers for points cards
That sounds great, but I'm not seeing any three percent cards and I haven't seen any that are as good as a flat 2% cash with no annual fee.
Banned
How so
what do you call it when you have 17B earnings in 2015 and 14B in 2017?
Why does it matter? If revenue is so important in those years, why is 2015 down most of the year and then 2017 is up most of the year?
Got in $DUST ~2 months ago; shares/January 2019 calls @$47; up 125% this month from that alone. Obviously no one knows when/where this will stop exactly, so why guess $1125? I mean, obviously I hope you're right, but is there a particular reason you think it'll hit that?
Technical resistance at 1125 then nothing after that until 1050ish again
Generally gold does better in times of economic uncertainty. People stop believing in the dollar and flock to gold as it’s known to hold its value longer. Granted I don’t think that’s the overall market sentiment at the moment, but I think that’s what the OP of this thread was referencing.
I just dont really see it that much. Every doller in that account has been made on gold etfs. Not once has there been another stock held
Foot locker?
no one else keeps stock of it
The fact that they're only sometimes shitty is one of the best compliments I've ever received
I bet 'you give great blowjobs' is something you've heard before...
Okay, maybe 4 - 1/2 months
This is more reasonable
Damn son, do me next what would $300 in one of those jew drip accounts be with Amazon?
Ok I have to ask, wtf is a jew drip
I wish I did. Missed it, thinking of one final chase but I’m looking for a better exit today. I’m autistic when it comes to amazon. Lol.
Oh no dude. I bought this call at the end of the day in case AMZN skyrockets. Was only $90. Had I held that $5600 would now be just over $600
[OP’s balls](https://i.imgur.com/lqMISeV.jpg)
That was the riskiest click of the day
why do you even bother coming to these threads if youre not gonna answer anything
To express my disappointment in the community.
Wrong. Good cannabis is hard to grow and all the dispensaries usually have lines from open to close. I'll see you at the bank!
Lmao the funniest part of that comment is that banking is a massive issue for dispensaries
Ken's story is not unusual.
Not unusual till drop 190k? I'm living in the wrong kind of way.
fuck you sound so smart please fuck me
I reserve that for Kendra Lust 👍🏻
305 calls? Dude, how long have you been sitting on those calls? Damn that's some $$$$
Shit I meant 505, I wish I had 305 calls lol
What’s a Tesla
A Saudi Arabian car company
Please lift my MU calls out from the depths of hell.
You don’t like money anyway.
Mostly because you could work with less capital and get higher returns but it also has higher risks :)
ah, thanks bud
.01 until it expires tomorrow. That's $17 he can use to buy a solid last meal before checking out.
no way he can sell them even for that price.
I think it is five weeks prior to earnings they cannot purchase share. 5 weeks is next Tuesday.
what if theyre planning to purchase after earnings cuz they know theyre about to get buttraped on earnings report
i need the seconds as well here for accuracy.
Also the time zone
WAIT MOTHERFKER
Same shit said last ER, yet we are still here
They do, but unfortunately for you they don't sell extra small.
I assume that's the only size they sell actually
Why do you all leverage your livelihoods on such faggotry. If one of you retards kill yourselves I’m shitting on your casket
Go back to /r/personalfinance
Gayyyyyy
[ha!](https://media.giphy.com/media/8fxad4tvqIzwk/giphy.gif)
It's the punctuation that throws me for a loop. Clownpenis fart makes sense.
https://www.popsugar.com/love/SNL-Skit-Clownpenisfart-1965732
There is hope but I'd bet against you.
So my 275 9/21s have hope also??
Ewww do you guys have running water up there?
Yeah but it’s full of lead and dengue fever. We’ve started eating the rats just to fill our stomachs
From OP nervously checking RH every 30 minutes.
every 30 minutes? those are rookie numbers.
Ok I have to ask, wtf is a jew drip
Isn't it called a drip account where you put money in and they let you buy fractional shares or something. Idk man I just threw in jew because it felt right.
Why does it matter? If revenue is so important in those years, why is 2015 down most of the year and then 2017 is up most of the year?
revenue in 2015 was 485B in 2018 its estimated to be 500B. accounting for inflation thats negative revenue growth
I'm new at selling options. Tell me more about this steamroller.
read about xiv
MU has an average analyst price target of 80, yet it trades under $50, it is severely undervalued based on all valuation metrics. Only risk is MU is in a sector that is prone to boom/bust cycles.
Dont listen to this. I got baited by the very same reasoning, which is logical, but this stock is anything but logical. Take it from someone down 10k in a week on MU...stay away from this terrible stock.
Depending on how you define 'handsomely', then yeah, maybe.
Look at the financials. There's millions in SG&A expenses suddenly showing up. That's going to management
Oh no dude. I bought this call at the end of the day in case AMZN skyrockets. Was only $90. Had I held that $5600 would now be just over $600
Yeah... it’s bad. Lol. Averaged down hoping for a pop enough to lower my loss. It was already so high.
Then 8/17 MU $90
now you're just being hurtful
Wow, look at Mr. Richie Rich over here making a whole $10 per dick.
In all fairness, that $10 includes swallowing.
If $HMNY goes to $1800/share you'll be so loaded
Ah yes, the classic 359-bagger
Not the worst way to go.
I feel like honeymustard/ buffalo is a metaphor for Bear/bull... can we adopt this as lingo now?
Instead of Amazon Weeklys get Apple Leaps.
*Inefficient Use of Capital: Chapter 1*
Haven’t followed them in a while. What’s the word with them nowadays?
Just got approved for generic epi-pen.
Sounds OK. If MU earnings stay flat for the next five years, what should the company be worth? A 5% YoY price decrease will result in significant earnings increases due to not only cost reductions outpacing ASP decline but increased capacity so selling more bits. Mind boggling.
Sometimes I wonder if I'm somehow missing a piece of the puzzle. All signs point to MU being a money printing machine for the next few years to the point where they could just take themselves private or pay a crazy dividend, but no one seems to care. Demoralizing for sure holding MU this year.