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Yes, I believe this is the exact value on the organ market. | Nice | |
Down 82% ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ | Bro should've put a couple hundred on shorting it. Otherwise, just wait for a couple months/years/decades and think of it as a sunk cost until then :P | |
I’m a 20 year old student so this is huge ;) | That's a nice dent in those shitty loans you'll be paying back | |
r/me_irl is leaking | I'm insulted you would associate my quote with that filthy sub | |
Spot, not contract. Spot represents 5% of their revenue. Contract prices have been above spot for a couple months. There’s the argument that there’s only a limited supply in spot, but I do think that ultimately it will follow spot along the way. It’s safe to assume micron will report record profits this quarter. That earnings call will be entirely about the outlook. | I agree with what you said, but this quarters earnings don't mean anything if contract prices start to decline too. They will eventually move together. | |
10/17 | Nice. | |
Yeah this is a massive overreaction. I don't give a flying fuck what the price is a week or two from now, I care about three months, six months, one year, etc and I have no doubt that it'll be booming by then. This is a great entry point for a safe stock that shouldn't have nearly this much volatility. | What was the price 2 years ago? This is a volatile stock, not a safe one | |
It's time to start selling MU and buying SQ. | Don’t you fucking dare bring that wsb curse bullshit to sq. Don’t fucking do it. | |
Can't get those (or any) returns with $MU | Have you heard about PUTs? | |
Option loses value so you buy it again so the average cost decreases, meaning it has to increase by a smaller amount to break even/profit. | Oh, write literally bringing the average down, haha. So sorta similar to doubling down. | |
I think because it is too expensive to extract oil in Venezuela due to terrain. That’s why you need extra capital and special infrastructure. Venezuela lacks both of these. | Oil is 100% controlled by how easy it is to extract vs market price | |
Around 2:40 ET on 8/14. I bought the 8/17 1890 put. | You have the crystal ball | |
And use that money to buy MU $90 FDs | So say we all | |
I did and then it kept dipping. | Amazon? Impossible! | |
My s9 has no problem with a page full of purple dicks | Short AAPL | |
For the most part usually the Sith deal in absolutes* | I love this | |
I agree. Some spots are still top notch though. | Agree on inconsistent locations. Agree on some of them still prime. | |
You wouldn't DOWNLOAD more DRAM calls, would you? | PIRACY. ITS A CRIME | |
Too smart for this sub | $ROPE weekly calls is too smart | |
How’d you do? Hopefully you held and that there was no IV crush. They beat on earnings. | I chickened out with the market today. Wait and see how they do premarket/open tomorrow before I'll kick myself too much. | |
My friends have had pixels, and they like them but they’re not as stable as their previous iPhones and the android devices tend to restart or run into other stability issues. Just depends on if you’re willing to accept that vs $500 more for an extreme level of quality. The iPhones are an exceptional product, the androids are a cheaper product with similarly scaled pricing. | That's wrong. The iPhone 7's, 8's, and X's have been riddled with bugs and warranty issues. Much more than any other flagship my store sells. | |
Well let's bet then cowboy, how much you got? | At least $69,420 | |
Don't worry with some luck and the right kind of can do attitude mixed with a good drug cocktail you can be dead inside like the rest of us and not sweat a puny buck sixty | This is the type of promise I subscribed to wsb for | |
Man, do you do this for a living ? Beautiful | Get out of my mind | |
Say no more. I'm ready to pump everything I got into your stocks. What's it called? | Join my Bitconnect fam.. | |
you and me both | ||
and prob sexy too | Dorthy Mantooth is a saint! | |
I would probably buy $42 October monthlies if that's what I thought was going to happen, but I don't think that's what is going to happen. | Eh, ITM 60 days out is a bit safer. .60 delta. | |
Petition to make /u/bosshaug 's comment top comment | This is bad for MU | |
As are most TSLA longs | *mongs | |
Thanks I'll give it a read! | You're paying up front for the option to buy shares later at a fixed price. | |
So OP bought the contracts at $0.08 because who in their right mind would buy the options at $30 expiring in a couple days when the stock is trading 30% lower - they were cheap because there was almost no risk to the seller. But upon selling the contract, OP is able to sell them for the current share price because that is their value, and it should be easy to sell? Why would someone buy $12k option contract instead of just buying the shares from the market? | Options let you leverage less money for greater gains. I can't afford 100 shares, but I can afford a fee to make the profit on 100 shares over a period of time. | |
How so? It closed below what I sold at open. | confused myself with the CAD ticker. | |
Pretty pls | With a cherry on top | |
I'm not trying to take anyone's money and invest it. I'd simply enjoy having a small group of people who can discuss these subjects. | He's asking if your funding is secured or not. Please be honest. We can't handle any more bamboozles. | |
I mean if you had that much DD, you must be rich after today? What's there to complain about? | Absolutely nothing. Although I am kind of drunk on a week day and have work in like 8 hours. | |
Sadly yes | I have a similar position, smaller though.. it’s getting painful! | |
No you both | now kith | |
Maybe he'll take him **more** serious. | Or he'll let him suffer through the impending MU recession, and then hit him up for cheap tricks. | |
Pretty much automatically lose what you put in | Haha | |
Trump getting Chinese takeout. Chicken almond ding secured. | FDA sends subpoena to Tump in probe over Chinese takeout. | |
Cool. Cool. Sorry for the misunderstanding/if I was sensitive or something yea | No worries. nothing wrong with a dude trying to keep things chill. Cheers. | |
IV crush | Uh huh. Unlike y'all, I don't play around with short term options. I have plenty of time to let Elon do his thing. | |
Can we get an update? | IM FUCKED and should have sold right at open. -69% (Nice.) FML..... | |
Didn’t even know these things existed | SPX | |
Why should I trust your team over my dartboard? | Because he's heavily into DBZ Fighter and Battlefield and has commented in r/pennystocks and many other investing subs the past week or so. | |
When it looks like its gonna go up or down | Nice. | |
L | A | |
Two years ago Micron was in debt up to their eyeballs. Now they're printing cash and have revamped their product line to become among best in-class. The 'oh, what was the price?' argument is both tired and misleading. | Don't forget those buybacks either. | |
ADR | WB SINA | |
IT'S GOT STRONG FUNDAMENTALS | STRONK FUNDIES | |
Just get a magic 8 ball | Was gonna get a magic 8 ball and go out with this Irish girl on Friday until today raped me. #metoo | |
Your candles spell ^(FAGGO)T | I chuckled | |
I sold my January 110s today for a $60 L, will he buying again soon and pray for some goddamn fucking tenders | Why would you do that lol | |
The problem is when clearance is on clearance, it's not long before the place is out of business. | Nobody yet has grasped what you're getting at. I have, hope you get rich as I hope to with your moves. | |
Don’t bother clicking, the title is the entire article. | Agree, I hate Business Insider, don't give them clicks. | |
I vote for ban on his pussy shit. | LOL | |
Eh, ITM 60 days out is a bit safer. .60 delta. | Depends on how confident you are. I wouldn't buy puts on MU nor am I looking the the chain so idk. You do you. | |
I certainly am not bragging. I also realize I may have cursed it. | Don't worry, I have plenty of lube to spare and if it comes to it, rope. | |
It fucking better recover by September | “Wake me up when September ends” -green day | |
And then fuckdown the price when trying to cash out, too. | But think of the karma. | |
My brother had a 2k sonos system built into his new house and when you are just watching tv it works perfect and sounds amazing. But when he tried to play music with his phone it was glitching non stop and was jumping to random songs, maybe it’s just iOS though and maybe their competitors apps aren’t great so they don’t need to iron everything out | Never had those issues, but I wired my dads house myself, there’s so much steel and concrete the built in Sonos network had no chance so I run it on 5 UniFi Wifi APs on 3 stories. I find that most issues with Sonos are connection issues. If the network is solid I never have problems. I’ve had 6 Sonos speakers running daily in my office going on 5 years and they still work perfectly. | |
Paper trade? What is this the 90s? What you do is build a neural network taking in data from where ever and then lose all your money on its advice. | Machine learning from mistakes is still machine learning. | |
Contrary to common belief, the importance was not in stock trading, but in doing drugs and fucking hookers. | Stocks give you the money, but then you have to use that money for what's useful in life | |
Indeed. But if at least one person reads this and actually learns something I can feel good about myself for another day. Not today, $ROPE, not today. | what if i don't know what you're talking about enough to even do what you're telling me? | |
Venmo me $100 and I'll find the name of the sub for you | Don't listen to this guy; Venmo me $99 and i'll find the name of the sub for you. | |
In the buttocks | Forest? | |
My concern with China is the retarded amount of land/development speculation... Like the dumbest shit I have seen and a problem so fucking huge, only commies could have let it get that far out of hand... Hopefully that shit contracts slowly.... Fingers fucking crossed... God that country is in a very tenuous spot | You mean building ghost cities to boost up GDP? | |
I might go for a final lesson where I either learn or master. The only way to master is to gamble everything, I keep trying but I end up losing a lot | When do you know it is time to stop though. | |
This is one of the most positive subs out there tbh. We’re always supporting and helping each other. | Hell, we cheer losses more than wins! | |
I don't actually know the font. I used Tahoma but as you can see it's not perfect | If the text hasn't been written freehand in ms paint then you've already spent too much time on it | |
Shops business model is going to eventually be swallowed by a competitor who offers its services for free. | When you need to come up with a quick “DD” because you don’t want to look stupid for making a baseless claim. This will not happen in two months. He made a good decision we are flying high today. | |
Flatscreen monitors were most definitely a thing I'm 2007 | Oh course they were, but may households were either yet to purchase one and many public places still did not adopt them. | |
NOK? Like in the currency? | Nokia | |
You da real MVP. | Go to the charms search, type regedit, then delete the HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE folder. Then Restart. The wifi connected status will then say: 'Funding Secured'. | |
Yesno | Na, my wave function already collapsed. | |
Yeah but a red market means green for volatility index (I think) | Fair. I wouldn’t know hah | |
Hold up, IV is high because people think that shit is going to continue going down. | Yeah but it is like snapchap, you'll need another 10%+ drop to make any money... | |
AMZN probably first to break 2T to be honest. | You sound like the “analysts” who were saying that amazon would beat Apple to 1 trillion. | |
Best thing I’ve seen today. Where do i sign up | August 17th OTM calls welcomes you with open arms | |
Fuck Macy's, my calls are shit because they beat earnings I suck at this | Short retail = easy money. Nordstrom next. | |
Use the mother's day mail truck for cost savings | The mother of all mail days. Genius. | |
It’s free for the small price of all your money | Also dignity. Also self respect. Also self worth. Also will to live. | |
Trump can always repeat it after the election if they misbehave. | Actually, the Dems could restrict Trump's power to do so if they win majority in Congress. I'm a Dem, and I hope they'll support being tough on China, but Dems are often dumb and they often play dumb political games. They could also distract Trump with silly things like impeachment. | |
Big dick | /r/bigdicktinycat | |
Stop is set at 104 so we’ll see 🤔 | Well dont tell me i didnt warn ya buddy | |
nobody does... you need a 'life event' to pull it. like quit/fired/change jobs, married, etc. | So just find some other fag willing to get domestic partnered at the courthouse that day, take your money and then legally separate. Easy peasy. | |
Video | I'm in Tokyo on vacation, sorry no vid. Only get super slow free interwebs. He was running around super pumped up though. Lots about Walmart. | |
Do you think there being stupid people is a new development? There have always been suckers and fools in the stock market. | No, but with ease of access apps like robinhood giving options access to literal retards, there is less friction to entering the market than there used to be. | |
I am buying...chance of profit 95% or higher. That is better than the handicapper on the radio. | Anyone ever tell you that you're retarded? | |
I'll kill myself before I ever step foot in one of those hell holes again with all of those sewer people. I dont care how poor I get, fuck that place. | Good DD, long TGT | |
MU doesn't need me to MU | Mu is MU no matter how small | |
happens every day lol, buy back in if it hits 19.30, ez money, should close at around 19.8 | Yeah I was pissed I had a meeting at 9:30 today.. Missed my chance to sell my calls before the inevitable dip | |
Yeah. But it could also go down. | and even sideways but definitely not back in time | |
This is basically for my own educational purposes. Did paper trades and read a few books about option strategies previously but it's not the same when you've got actual capital at stake. | Even disregarding the mental aspect of it (which is 100% a thing), there are lots of options plays I would do but I don't half the capital to do them. I'm not going to drop $15k into a MSFT options play so it's pointless to even do it on paper other than to say 'yup, if I had $15k to light on fire, I could make $2k doing this.' But when your actual account is $1500 and you're trying not to YOLO the whole damn thing on $SNAP FDs there are a lot more constraints. | |
tomorrow | expecting a further dip? | |
I'm considering taking a 29% apr credit card, I'm confident I can average 20% a month anyway | You should do it! | |
Yes except that moviepass just added 1 million subscribers in the last two weeks. Who knows if this will impact hmny, but they’re not struggling despite the other concerns. Even after modifying their TOS, more people are aware of the service because of all the news stories and are opting in | Where did you hear that they added 1 million subscribers? The only stories I find are that they are resubscribing users who tried to cancel their service | |
positions or ban | netapp calls. |
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