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I'm going all in - the last $1.56 I have left in my bank account is going to make me so rich 💵 💵 💵 | If $HMNY goes to $1800/share you'll be so loaded | |
And the major purchasers of server dram (Microsoft, Google, Amazon, Dropbox, Adobe, etc) all say they are planning to continue pursuing aggressive spend in the area. | I have never felt so right (as far as at least trend) and yet so many people are shouting I am wrong and pushing my poor portfolios shit in. I am just shares + jan 19 60c's (which at one point felt like a reasonably safe play..) yet I am a bit panicked now.. | |
I had 5 8/17s $47s I bought cause I was mad. They tripled to .24 each. I sold. It went up to .54. RIP | On one hand, could've had a 7-bagger. On the other hand, would've been down 80% if you had held because you'd have held through the 7-bagger waiting on the 10-bagger to make a WSB post and then ended up getting IV crushed and selling at a loss after the price tanks tomorrow morning. | |
Xi's still not dumb enough to let the economy completely tank, more measures to stabilize china's stuff are definitely coming and they have a ton of options available. | are they MU options though? | |
I agree. Seems like the 1920 runs are always when I’m out. But good shit man. Reducing losses at this point might be my play also. I decided not to chase this time around and only stuck with two calls versus my normal five. Still sucks. | I hope you sold | |
I've seen it 15 times: I pull from the bottom of the deck and get beat by cops. | Could have had much more fun bowling... | |
what if i don't know what you're talking about enough to even do what you're telling me? | Then 8/17 MU $90 | |
Found a coupon on soup 3 for 1. Pretty stoked. Forgot I don't own a can opener though so it was disappointing when I got home. | Stab it with a fork and put a straw in it. I learned that when I was homeless and recruiting people to RH for free zynga stocks. | |
Nice! | Nice! | |
Got my espresso ready for a big one buddy! Slept like a king! | This post did not age well | |
Okay, pls DM pics asap | [Found this baddie at Walmart last night](http://news.mit.edu/sites/mit.edu.newsoffice/files/images/2017/Lisa-Su-AMD-MIT-00_0.jpg) | |
Yah. I pay for Questrade's premium product and really like it but might throw some money into wealth simple to test a HFT scripting algo I'm working on. Only worry about WS is if they have the same reliability issues as RH. | you paying for QTs real time data feeds and using IQ Edge? | |
Honey mustard or buffalo sauce for your tendies sir? | Chick-fil-a sauce with those new spicy tendies | |
In it with you brotha | Same. Need to hold low 1900s for a week before I lose some Gs | |
I thought about that too.. but theres always a new time for everything haha. | I bought it so its going to go reeeeed | |
It's a she | Bruce Jenner setting trends i see | |
TMF? | I like it | |
Sure. I've got almost $60 this year from them, we'll Uber in a Hummer. My treat. | Are you talking about the vehicle name or something else? | |
He makes me feel okay about my extreme Bag Holding in 2018... | He makes me feel better about my MU. Maybe the stock will shoot to $100 in December? | |
Oh my, this is what fame feels like | #$90 MU PUT CALLS | |
Nobody tell him | Do or don't, it is not Robinhood so he can't afford it | |
It's been doing this shit the last few days. Maybe it will be different after tonight. | Because it will keep dropping? | |
Why are you so sure on them? | I'm trying to buy in 2.60's so I average mid to low 2.70's. then start selling calls | |
Bruh I've ripped many a weed drink. Actually went to the cannabis cup last year too | Ya they don’t get u fucked up too much but I bet they will crush margins on those drinks | |
You think it’s going to 273? | With a big enough beat and raised guidance, 10% wouldn't be out of the question. So honestly, I could even see it around 280. With that being said it could also just as easily swing that much in the other direction. He should've paid extra to buy itm calls expiring 9/21 to hedge for unpredictability but instead he opted for karma and fleeting wsb fame | |
3k $270 nvda calls. One of us will make it out alive. | Wtf, I hope that's $3k in $NVDA calls, not 3k contracts. | |
Cheaper options? | Batman. | |
I'm with ya man | Did you get rekt on 9/7 calls too? | |
MSFT 11/16 $115 call, $2 | Honestly I would do closer ATM, like 110 calls. | |
Oh man who the F is buying a $270 FD call... | Over 3,000 volume so lots of really optimistic people out there. | |
Yes but because of unrelated reasons | Everything is related to my dick. | |
Depends on how much Theta (time to maturity) fucks with it. | How does Theta impact it? | |
Zucking the Cuck. | ||
Looks like it yanked with the market yesterday and it popped back up today to the level it’s been trading at. | But it wayyyy overcorrected | |
If NVDA closes under $260 tomorrow I lose everything. Anything above $260 I get $1700 per dollar, break even at $266.40, major tendies at $270+. Plus a little more with whatever Extrinsic Value is left. | Are you just going to take profits from the run up or actually hold through earnings? | |
!RemindMe 30 hours 'did he lose it all?' | !RemindMe 30 hours 'did he lose it all?' | |
Yeah but not in impact that just comes off as cringy | [like this?](https://i.imgur.com/rHQOKYY_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium) | |
But he ran the scheme on Wallstreet. That makes it finance | And there was blow, don’t forget the blow. | |
We're all in this together! | F | |
This. When and why did you open this position? | Because earnings? Is this a joke? | |
It was a $1 bet, could have bought $20 or $50 for fun, F to your loss gains | Doesn’t say when OP bought the put | |
Holding overnight into Friday/opec scares me a little. But appreciate the reply.. we will see how BABA ends tonight. I don’t have gains for Theta to eat away at, only bags.. so may just cut bait today | Ah, I’m holding 175 calls right now, bought them Tuesday during the first dip. Didn’t expect the basement to come crashing out from under me Wednesday. But since we’re back up mine are 20% profitable atm. | |
Yup, bought a little after the bottom yesterday around noon PST. They had a big dip and it timed up with the announcement of who won the Navy contract that I was waiting for (Lockheed, Boeing and Leonardo) , looked for the option in my price range with the largest dip in price (I think it showed -%50-70) and bought as many as I could. Weird thing was RH wasn’t showing the news on BA but I noticed it while checking out LMT. | I don’t have the courage to buy options for short term. All of my options expire Jan 19 lol. I tried buying options 3/4 month away from expiration or tried to play ER but all ended up in loss. Anyway, good job on your BA! | |
That first chart is great, thank you. I thought maybe I was getting a handle on options but there's always more to learn apparently! | Yeah, I was reminded a bit of that yesterday when some short puts I had went up in value despite the underlying ending green for the day. Vega just had more of an impact than delta because VIX jumped as high as it did. Granted, the expiration I had was months away where vega has more of an effect. | |
Unlimited ATM reimbursement is nice wherever, including mexican places that only take cash | Ive only seen chinese places do that or that give you a discount if u use cash. | |
holy fuck I kept wondering who's posting these (sometimes) shitty Musk meme and pimping some shitty parody IG account but never noticed the username till now. | The fact that they're only sometimes shitty is one of the best compliments I've ever received | |
I don't know, which is why I bought ITM calls. | You say they are undervalued but you dont know by how much? | |
I see where you are coming from but I am bullish and don't like the thought of taking a bearish position... | if you would rather gamble than take a free money trade be my guest | |
I hope you sold | I wish I did. Missed it, thinking of one final chase but I’m looking for a better exit today. I’m autistic when it comes to amazon. Lol. | |
Well welll. Looks like calls worked out. | Yup! Pretty nicely too. This is what I get for being a bear. | |
They also have the best credit card I've found, 2% cash back into your brokerage account with no annual fee. | Def not the best. Check out /r/churning for a 3%+ back card and better offers for points cards | |
“We shall watch your career with great interest” | CBOE watches my portfolio and charges me great interests. | |
Easy clap with stock then? | Seems like there is better options elsewhere. But who knows, best of luck. | |
Sure it does look at his other comments. I can spot his type a mile away. And yes he’s retarded as well. | Right... But it still doesn't have to do with left or right.... He misunderstood the meat of the article | |
$60k in a vanguard growth fund on Jan 1st would be worth almost $70k today and almost $80k by the end of the year. Hope you enjoyed playing 'stock broker' for a $18k opportunity cost! | Yeah but where's the fun in making money? | |
It actually sounds like calls. Everyone is suggesting Puts because they are staying away. So yes, calls. | The play is selling a put spread. | |
Meh. If we go to war then ya. But gold is kind of seperate from global politics it seems. Besides for war | Generally gold does better in times of economic uncertainty. People stop believing in the dollar and flock to gold as it’s known to hold its value longer. Granted I don’t think that’s the overall market sentiment at the moment, but I think that’s what the OP of this thread was referencing. | |
Or they expire? | https://i.imgur.com/to2Yf2i.gifv so you get the joke | |
Pipe dreams A 'trillion' dollar company that bleeds 1.5 billion year? | as I said, I am not stating that they will be a trillion dollar company. I am saying that they could go anywhere from bankrupt to 1 trillion in 10 years, depending on execution. How well they execute, well, that’s really a guess and no one knows that right now. I personally believe somewhere between 100 and 200 billion, either with Musk or without. They have great brand, great product and great demand, if Elon can’t make it profitable, someone else will, after he gets kicked out. | |
Because it's my trading history too | There must be dozens of us. | |
What were you thinking on Ford? Holy fuck m8 | That I’m not a pussy. | |
What more are you expecting to happen, didn’t all the trade war and currency shit peak already? | that's when it spikes, when you are thinking hey the worst is over | |
RIP in peace in rest | rest my life into peaces | |
Are you talking about the vehicle name or something else? | Do uber drivers not normally blow you? I might be doing my side job wrong | |
Well dont tell me i didnt warn ya buddy | You were right. But, to use this as a learning experience, what did I do wrong / what should I have been looking for? Bc every daily indicator still says there should be a small correction at least. | |
At least you're not that dude that bet 440k on earnings, actual_potato or whatever. He missed becoming a multimillionaire by like 3 months. | Yeah we both had the right idea but not the right timing. Such is life with options | |
Do not fucking say that | Yeah, stay away from my kids. Damn. | |
$185 call exp 9/7 | Just dropped to 174 RIP | |
dislike | I can’t find any obvious news to the dip and I want to average down on my spread. | |
Lmao last month | 6 red days in a row ? when was the last time that happened ? 1996 ? | |
Ok bro | I'm not your bro, pal. | |
You were right. But, to use this as a learning experience, what did I do wrong / what should I have been looking for? Bc every daily indicator still says there should be a small correction at least. | Well volume is the best indicator i use. If theres a strong move out of resistance on high volume, its usually best not to touch it. Esp if its really good news | |
[my explanation to my friend](https://imgur.com/WgvRUCy.jpg) | Dude, one text bubble. Unless you're a 16 year old white girl, put all your sentences into one text bubble. | |
Edit 2: 1 year 4 months... | Reading is hard... | |
You say they are undervalued but you dont know by how much? | Literally no one knows or could know, all we have is price. Value is an abstract concept based on a majority consensus. If you think it's possible to know the objective value of a stock you should read 'the most important thing illuminated'. If I had to guess, probably 20%, but I have no idea, and neither does anyone else. | |
Heavy civil unrest, for real? What are you talking about? | alright that was an exaggeration, but look at everything thats been happening, shit's brewing and a strong catalyst like a heavy economic slowdown can cause things to go crazy. The people in charge aren't blind to this, they wont let it go on till it hits critical mass. | |
“This is good for MU” | Can a company short itself, because that would actually be good for MU | |
Don't you mean $MU? | #Triggered. | |
#BIG DICK CAPITAL | bdc llc. | |
It's not looking good fam | Well you win some you lose some I guess | |
I want myself to be able to speak about my losses with such a smirk. My portfolio is around 100k, but I'm still weak and keep most of it in cash :( | OTM, give you time to be right and not as boring as holding a stock. | |
I'm working off 2017's numbers. Which are consistent with it's past performance over the last decade. | Something something works until it doesn't. | |
Ignorance is expensive. | painful too. gotta be tough to be stupid | |
my options are my children, I'm not going to put them down, I'll just hold them close until they expire worthless | Just like your real life children are worthless! :) | |
but most stocks do respect the PE quite a lot. normally companies with little to no growth have 15-20 and the such | These guys are absolute idiots, its all about current and future earnings, Walmart is poised to do white well in the ecomerce space, going forward, in 10-20 years, they will likely be making alot of money | |
Hold on to your butthole this is gonna be a wild one | My guess is MU will land around 51 by exp and my option will be worthless by like .5% | |
yikes | Feeling pretty good right now, just sold at +110% | |
Lmao cat food is expensive tho | Fuckers eat better than I do | |
Could have had much more fun bowling... | Niko, its your cousin why don't you take me bowling. | |
So you're the reason it crashes every 5 minutes | I think thats because you have too much gay porn on there | |
No | Yes | |
I am too poor, I meant all time highs as in those were my gains not money that I actually had started with. | Prove it | |
Where you can die alone in a field scattered with empty buffalo sauce bottles | Not the worst way to go. | |
Stocks give you the money, but then you have to use that money for what's useful in life | Yachts? | |
Miss him already | where did he go | |
With Robinhood now allowing pre-market and after-hour trading I would think it's slightly less risky now to hold through earnings since you can sell during them now | You can’t sell options when the market is closed | |
I use the Walmart ship-to-store all the time. They boxed and shipped my $1.50 bag of black beans. Amazon level losses here! | Lol my mom gets 35 pound bags of dog food delivered. And they offer $10 off for slower shipping. Huge losses there | |
You mean building ghost cities to boost up GDP? | I mean, the government is moving people in from the countrysides. Raising their standard of living dramatically | |
no. | pls | |
190k is not that much money for someone in their 40/50s especially if they're fucking around in an IRA | If someone makes it to their 40/50s with that much cash, they should know bettah. |
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