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It's almost as if the world would just be better without Twitter | This timeline is actually a borderline timeline: almost a Purgatory, almost an outer Hell. Twitter is the anchor which makes it that. | |
When was there real DD here? | Before Robinhood | |
It fucking better! I sat out watching it run non stop from $180 to $400. Bought in at $380 and it tanks 2 weeks later. | 13 reasons why | |
Hello inflation | Gotta pay off all this obscene debt somehow. May as well fuck over people who save money right? | |
Is that considered a lot? MTCH has like 50% and that was a great short squeeze after earnings and it’s my only reference point | I would consider it a lot yes. Most of the companies I look at are under %2. | |
What kind of virgin actually makes money | Rich ones? | |
seriously? Buses from China to Thailand? Do you have idea how long the trip would take? Chinese go to Vietnam to find wives. | Considering I visit Pattaya 4 months of the year and own a few condos there as vacation rentals, I have seen the chinese tour buses many many times. The chinese tour buses are a fact, your opinion however is entirely up to you. | |
I'm just curious what they realistically expect to happen. Their income could be cut 75% and they'd still have a reasonable PE. | They expect profits and revenues to fall and the PE to significantly increase, or worse, go negative. | |
I worked at a bank a while back. Had a few 'stock traders' come in talking about gainz. What's your secret? I'd ask. Watch this show on cable MAD MONEY. Buy what he recommends. This was a lot of them. They're all sucking cock for food now. | How often do you feed them? | |
Sold around open. Only made about 2 grandish. Should have held on longer. | Profit is profit man. That hold longer mentality has fucked me before. Good on you for getting out. | |
Yeah, whatever happened to uhaupt91 | Banned for promoting his YouTube channel and Patreon, iirc | |
power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely. | Few people have ever been able to reject power when offered. Not many people are Cincinnatus who gave up power when crisis was over. | |
He literally said it himself in a interview.. Doesn't exactly qualify as hearsay. | Did you hear him say it? Hearsay. | |
Lmao you must be sugandese to be such a shit talker | What's a sugandesé? | |
That’s the sort of graph that makes me trust OP. | I’ve lost 3k in the past month | |
You're gonna go far here. | He still has miles to go | |
Do that | Do not do that. Bonds OP, bonds | |
Those who can’t teach, teach gym. | Those who can't teach gym, become locker room attendants. | |
Did you buy one share to fake out the market? | I bought 1 share of SPX and 1 share of SPXS. I'm responsible for stagflation. | |
Dear god, anything but Estée Lauder. High end retail makeup is getting wrecked from third party brands (Kylie Jenner line for example). Do what you want but I fear for you | Estée Lauder is crushing it, revenue is up and they raised forward guidance last earnings. They are also killing it with their online retail segment. Estée Lauder also owns a ton of different brands. All this being said, I did pick up some calls before close on Friday so fingers crossed. | |
G | O | |
What is a better way to word it? | Number of chest freezers full of tendy | |
Mobile payment system, you can get them for $10 at Walmart and then they refund you the $10, they plug into your phone | Wait is this serious? | |
Big store by my house in the states has a waiting list until 2020 for subs. | You wouldn’t know that Rolex is fake | |
What he meant is that you're trading not investing. | You mean degenerately gambling, not trading. | |
Or SJW’s who want the world to know they “woke” | And have a rich mummy and dad | |
if you had asked people in fall of 2001, many wouldn't have thought Jeff Skilling would have ended up in prison. and Jeff was 10 times more intelligent than Enron Musk. | This guy doesn't know the meaning of trading on emotion lol | |
I see vagina is not going to be diverting your resources, ever... | Yeah you're mom lets me get it whenever for free... | |
2 and 3 central? So 5 and 6 ET...? | 2-3 central is 3-4 eastern. | |
Start an electric car company and then commit securities fraud | Funding unsecured 😂😂😂😓😓😭 | |
Fixing brakes is easy, fixing an ambien addiction not so much needs medical help or someone to lock up all his devices like a 12 year old at bed time. | I believe our gambling addiction is worse than an ambien addiction. Lock our moneys in ally please | |
There's a thin line between success and failure. | If only MoviePass knew they just had to charge 1$ more | |
more pain to come, why would you want to catch a falling knife? | mOrE pAiN tO cOmE wHy wOuLD yOu wAnT tO cAtCh a fAlLiNg kNiFe | |
LOL this one was in Northern Virginia but I think they said they have locations all over the country. No proof was given, it was a straight up sales pitch so providing proof might have helped their cause a little. | Went to one in California ... it’s basically like they are trying to charge you for college courses. It’s all trend analysis for resistances. | |
pretty soon you'll be able to taste it | Fucking got me geekin | |
Hi I'm Drew and i've been addicted to Cane's for 10 years now.. | Hi Drew. I myself just today grabbed a box combo on the way home from work with a sweet tea. It was delicious! | |
The one where Gromit is on a train laying down extra tracks | Gottem! | |
well I'd be hesitant if the statement 'I don't really know what that is' is followed by advice 🤔🤔 | The statement also includes 'I don't know how to google that and read what it is either'. ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯ | |
Free speech is a concept that exists outside of the first amendment. Maybe instead of trying to police people's language you could spend four seconds muting the guy and then move on with your gay little existence. | Where does the concept diverge from the law? Does the concept of free speech state that one is allowed to say whatever they want wherever? | |
Source is I had some valuable intel in the 80's. I got a buffet from Buffet. | Ah the classic Buffett Blowie, those were the days. | |
can confirm, he was running from the evil penguin | Oh shit, had completely forgotten that guy. | |
Don’t worry bro I’ve got 4 more contracts for the 305 8/24 Put. It’s ITM but I’ll be waiting with a near dead battery on Monday morning praying for more bad news. | Then don't lie to us. | |
Shkreli was first imprisoned over a tweet where he made a joke about Hillary being a thot. Thats a pretty absurd sentencing by a judge. | He was on probation when he made that tweet though | |
I'm long TSLA bro! Down 86%<3 | How would you be down 86%? It's only dropped like 20, maybe 25% from peak. Oh, right, WSB... | |
Give me enough margin and I'll show you | You might be interested in my company, it's called LTCM. Pm me and I can provide unlimited leverage | |
Minus another 4% | It’s not mu | |
Not anymore, thanks to automation. | there's still a lot of exploitation in that area | |
Cant tell if serious or not, legitimately hoping tho | This is why I come to this sub | |
Welfare queens are the worst. | Welfare queens are no more prominent than people that scam money in the stock market. Neither are ok but neither are worth ruining it for the rest. You wouldn’t shut down the stock market because of a few bad eggs. Same with helping the poor. | |
AMD will take big hit with new Nvidia GPU | AMDs rise is largely from them taking CPU marketshare from Intel, no? Does AMD sell that many GPUs? | |
The feds haven’t. States have. Counties have. Pretty sure SF and Seattle are up to something ridiculous like $21 by 2020. | With cost of the living out there they still will be bitching about minimum wage at $21. | |
F | U | |
Whoops | Happy little accident :). | |
Op said 6 months so what’s the point of FDs | To peer pressure into 100% fag... | |
Why would it do that? | it won't | |
Goodbye | Hello there! | |
Update: she says 'alright'. All in calls monday morning | It's fucking YOLO time | |
even if they just park their money in a bank account, they still provide liquidity to the economy as banks practice fractional reserve banking, which provides mortgages and loans to consumers. | That only works if mortgages and loans are being made to consumers. They're not, in any volume that would stimulate the economy, because consumers can't afford to borrow. This is a classic trickle down argument and it demonstrably doesn't lead to growth. The bulk of the money is removed from circulation. | |
Their prices are more in line with reality. Meaning overpriced. It's $240 a year, vs $120 for moviepass. It becomes a lot harder to justify that for casual moviegoers. | AMC can deliver the product directly to the consumer though, unlike MoviePass. At a market cap of only 2B they own a lot of property and the potential to turn it into a subscriber thing will help it out a lot. | |
Yeah, just curious what sorts of calls you'd need to make. The trend with the little companies looks to be calls at approval and long puts for the following months. | I agree. For REGN, I'd probably go with that tactic. For KALA, I go with calls at the PDUFA, and calls for the launch (estimated Q1 2019), with puts for probably Q2 or Q3 ER. | |
How is it tacky garbage? If you enjoy collecting watches this is literally such a perfect piece. They never break, completely handmade with perfection. They’re great, only rappers made them tacky | Rolex makes perfectly fine watches, I think the fact that it's two tone makes it tacky. | |
Upvote me bois | It’s not even true tho, lookit me. | |
Y | Long $TSLA | |
He can’t afford to come back | He can just claim he is an illegal immigrant and get free money from Uncle Sam for more $MU FDs | |
Market cap has nothing to with their internal finances. The shares were sold a while ago at a higher price. The ones declaring bankruptcy would be stockholders. | I just mean theyve been using their shares to try to raise money. I know thats not all the money they have but they have depended on the stock price to raise money alot. At least thats what it seemed like when they were assfucking us before the r/s | |
Elon is a visionary at 375 and a nutjob at 305. | Are they mutually exclusive? | |
Lmao maybe it was good that I got cleaned and didn't all in on $mu in retrospect. | Same outcome ;) | |
This one actually wasn't in the store yesterday. They just got it today. | He's talking about you, not the watch | |
Thats not an accurate yield since the merger. It’s going to be a 60¢ dividend per share to start. That’s like a ~2.5% yield. | Thanks! | |
micron good | Tesla bad | |
What are your dates for TEVA? | 8/24 | |
When they announce the new iPhone make sure to post your 100% losses | Will do | |
Hello, SEC? Yes, I'd like to file a report. ^^^^/s | Military, Still paid income tax no loopholes for me | |
It's that one free xxii stock keeping him afloat. | This guy gets it. | |
I had a friend walk around naked doing diff eq (college) in the whiteboard we had in a room and he doesn't remember it. I've never tried it but Ambien is crazy like that. | Look at this guy, being gracious enough to us dumb plebs to let us know that diff eq is a college course. Thank you oh generous /u/jon_crz. | |
I expect some silicon valley bozos to buy them like Zuck did Oculus. Doesn’t mean the biz will ever generate enough income to pay back the ~billions~ already put into it. | You want to short it but you think it’ll be bought out? What the fuck kind of sense does that make? | |
You're a shit humor | He’s a fucking incel, just ignore him | |
Lots of positive earnings revisions. One of best performing rail companies right now. Good growth past year. Earnings report will probably be around that time in October I believe. Plus read about some new Georgia inland port that CSX will be operating. | To late to buy in you think? CSX has been crazy, demand is still high, thinking of getting some leaps on it but don’t want to do the normal buy high sell low. | |
germany has been the most powerful country in the world many different times in world history, as well as france, and they have lost their grip on things as well. ppl tend to forget that the POTUS is a temporary thing, our power / people / military might remains the same. Just this time around we have a very embarrassing president :/ | When has Germany ever been the most powerful country in the world? Unless you’re counting the Holy Roman Empire. Germany didn’t even exist as a nation state until 1871. | |
Ayyyy lmao I stonk and this is totally me 😂😂 | Mods deport this man he said the S word | |
It’s play money. The markets have been strong l, so why not? | I admire your balls | |
more like Enron Musk's lies exposed again. Where are the term sheets for Saudi investments ? | maybe they're investing in both, you're clearly making an assumption. | |
Like why the FUCK do these stupid media companies make people afraid of a market crash just let the economy go higher Jesus christ | So they can buy low sell high, completely against our motto here | |
G | Goodbye. | |
You're god damn right | Open a pass through entity like your boy TRUMP. Get flagged by the IRS every year. | |
*BF | Inflated bf | |
I'm only 2.65M away!!! Vehicles are paid off, no student loans. Credit card gets paid every month. Just the mortgage. And the 2.5m in savings. | Good luck, don't lose it all in TSLA FDs! And how old are you? | |
There's a genius thing European countries have figured out which is building a fast, luxurious train line from the airport to the city center / CBD. Womp womp! Also, here in the Netherlands the airport taxis drive Tesla Model S. Great experience. The taxis have WiFi and a built-in tablet. Neither is a thing crappy sucky outdated Uber drivers offer. | Eh maybe your country, here it's a bus and then metro. Which ain't exactly bad, but you know corruption halts progress. | |
New iPhone will be announced by then. Buy kneepads and a wig because you’re going to have to earn your money back. | sell the news event. besides its a risk defined call spread, cant get too facially penetrated. | |
https://i.imgur.com/j7yTWDJ.gifv | [420 Blazin'](https://imgcrk.com/files/thumbnail/yo3wm8bqazk_200x200_thumbnail.jpg) | |
Same outcome ;) | 😔 | |
Isn’t that $hpe? | Their earnings are next week. | |
My guy | My papa | |
Okay support level guy? How many support levels has it dropped past in the last 60 days? | 3 | |
Put on ya thinking cap buddy. Unless you mean literal races then that's probably a health and safety issue. | He's autistic | |
subhanelon | Wakanda For-Eva! | |
Pretty sure it means blow up innocent people for some dead pedophile. | Muhammad (sa) commands we partake in jihad in our daily lives so that we may illuminate the holy truth of Allah. | |
As opposed to? | Being president of the formerly liquid company's club | |
I just saw 4 different apps called stock screener. Which one are you referring to? | Literally said “it’s not an app” | |
Dont listen to this guy, obvious troll.. you get taxed every time you trade . Say you made 100$ profit. 40% capital gains on that . If you loose 120$ . You will still pay 40$ because of your capital gain... if you win another 120$ you will only be taxed based on 220$ which is around 60$ . | You lost me at 'profit' |
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