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Lol what if they come up with the next break through in Ev and life curing drugs while sharing cells? I’d invest!
They're not scientists, they're just hype fuck boys.
Define make Bank in this sub
Enough to afford at a least a 20 piece tendies with hunny mussy
oh really!?
Possibly
This guy retards
This guy does the fuckin, and by that I mean I fuck my portfolio up regularly with FD's. Only down 30% today so I'm doing alright.
That is funniest thing Ive seen all day. I’m trying to imagine what you sound like
probably has a lisp like milo y
Apple has a godly marketing team while Elons marketing consists of him shit talking on twitter
Judging by the number of YouTube channels all ''''reviewing'''' Teslas I did disagree
Alfred is gay?
Any character is gay if you find the right tumblr account.
You joke but all the memory producers are facing a class action suit for price fixing.
Not the first time and it won't be the last time. TBH it's a 'business as usual' litigation for the industry. I wouldn't get a hard on for MUpocalypse over price fixing allegations.
Thanks for making me feel good about my losses
i got u
You only need 3.5% for a down payment if you’ve got reasonable income/credit. Not ideal, but in some markets (especially the Midwest/Texas/etc.) you come out ahead with that kind of mortgage as opposed to waiting a few years longer for 20% while renting.
If you're willing to move out of the established city areas, you can get a USDA for 0 down. I just bought a house in a suburb just outside of Dallas this way.
Jesus tap dancing homosexual Christ you are one fragile fucking flower. You going to cry next?
Nah man, I was just kidding
Nobody tell him
Remember FD stands for front derailleur, we are all obsessed with bicycles here.
My guess is that you suck at computers
brb taking out puts on OP's credibility
Detroit bitch
Fenkell and Telegraph, talk shit & get hit bitch
VXX, ERs, and IPOs.
Nice habitual gambler making money I like it. Keep us in the loop don't forget we also like when people lose.
High IQ
OP has also read the 'trick the market' post.
On one hand, if we cut the bullshit posts down too much we don't have enough content. On the other, posts like this one are literally making me retarded. This makes me fit in better here. Maybe this is exactly how WSB is supposed to work?
i mean this sub seems pretty active. Filter out retarded posts and there'll still be enough content.
are we we?
oui oui
Elon is that you? 😢
Plane ticket secured.
Holy fuck. Being down almost 100% (1.5K - don't kill me WSB, it's just my fun money) on a call is making me sick. The balls on some of these people.
If 1500 makes you sick you shouldn't be in the markets
Because the sum of the parts is worth significantly more than the whole. Especially when it comes to real estate. However, as Lampert divests this stuff, he needs to think about preference claims in a bankruptcy as well as fraud claims. So he's keeping this dead horse rolling on wheels.
So maybe he can turn it into a mall REIT once he owns the real estate assets and sell the stream of income resulting from commercial leases? Just seems like a miserable strategy on his part to slowly bleed this monster to death. He would’ve been better served financially by investing elsewhere, but maybe he enjoys slowly sinking the ship. And if Bezos comes in at the end to make a deal for the real estate, he will look good.
it's gone straight sideways since earnings. my calls are up like 1 percent.ha
It's been consolidating, plus Cramer said buy. With the extra volume from his followers it will definitely go towards the upsideof the ever so tightening channel lol
Entered around 240 this morning knowing the presentation. Bought 2 $250 8/24 and 3 $252.5 calls. Luckily enough I sold at the peak before it came back down. I know it’s not as impressive as some of yalls wins. But as someone who’s only been trading 6 months I’ve never had a trade of 200% or more gains. Very happy about this.
Now go lose it all like a good fag
When did you sold and what strike? I bought 242.5 this morning for 600$ and sold at 1800$
I bought 2 contracts, one $245 and one $250. My fucking day job got in the way of selling at the opportune time. I ended up getting out sometime between 2:30 and 3pm. I need to figure out a good strategy for trailing stop losses or something for while I'm at work.
What TEVA are you holding? Strike prices
I have 9/07 $26 calls. Won't take much more upwards momentum to finish ITM.
it’s because I bought Aurora 7.50 puts on friday
Thank you for your sacrifice.
Two months ago when I turned 18.
You made $59,000 in two months?
Whats APPL?
A shitty REIT actually.
How much IV bump do you think?
Maybe 20%
I am reading off the paper, and I still add uhms and 'u know' not by purpose because I am an autist
We are ALL autists on this blessed day
Good luck!
Thanks you too.
link for science
I warned you. https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/98ie5g/nsfl_lady_probably_on_drugs_naked_on_the_street/
Eh I made it out with 50% gains on 200x forex because the Turkish lira took a nose dive and anyone looking at the chart alone could see it's not sustainable and will correct. Shorted EUR/TRY and USD/TRY and was my first time making a forex trade... Am I autistic yet?
You're saying you bought Lira on 200x leverage? I think you know the answer to your last question.
That's the one!
I bought 300 shares as a gamble yolo
what year are you
5th
I think it’s very interesting, how the market is a composite of the stocks it indexes, but the index is affected by support and resistance just as much as the stocks it tracks.
I’m ashamed to admit I have no idea how this works. Like by design it is supposed to track SPX. Maybe that’s fairly easy to accomplish with a certain structure of options but I always notice when the two diverge either on % change or when SPY isn’t equal to 1/10th of SPX (often) and wonder if it’s possible to have a day where SPX is up and SPY is flat or down due to some big money fuckery
True. I guess that depends on how many MoviePass users went to AMC and how often they went. I was also speaking more to how this could succeed where MoviePass failed.
Theaters gotta get butts in seats. Moviepass was great for them, and some sort of subscription model makes a ton of sense. Concessions going to be huge for AMC, where moviepass got none of that action. Selling coke is one of the most lucrative businesses out there.
[dont listen to an analyst](https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.businessinsider.com/moviepass-investors-tell-horror-stories-of-shares-dropping-99-percent-down-100000-2018-8)
Makes me want to buy some now
Tried to let you guys know about this when it was only up 15% this morning but mods removed the post twice due to “lack of information”.. sorry. Selling tomorrow when it bounces off top BB.
The mods do this because if we all gained a shit ton of money, nobody would shitpost here. It's a catch 22
Because they want to take profit and move on.
These shorts want to see Tesla burn to the ground. They aren't taking profits and this price level.
probably has a lisp like milo y
Explains how they could just hear it in his voice.
Looked like a screenshot from a iPhone 4. Long $MU cause they’re clearly focused on building DRAM more than on web design.
Dev here. [Micron's mobile site is fine](http://imgur.com/qP3YYRJ). Please short. I want in for ER sub $50, please.
Fenkell and Telegraph, talk shit & get hit bitch
I saw a guy unapologetically take a shit at the bus stop in front of that gas station on Fenkell and Telegraph. It's not the area to be dicking around.
Fuck him and fuck you.
:(
Lockup period doesn't expire until 9/19 though
No, lockup expires on Thursday and the downward move from fear of expiration seems to be already way overblown
Just trying to get back some of that ER money
Hmmm that is some.
I'm fine
Good to hear from you. Glad you’re doing okay.
Call at 52w low
That’s just frankly retarded
How’d you like that IQ action today?
i only have a few shares in it, i got out of my calls a while ago. I'm in JD and BABA mostly now
I’m fine, I was speaking off the cuff. First option play after starting to trade last year. Gotta learn to take a punch sometime.
So paper trading isn’t a thing?
Nothing will run Pupg at a decent fps, can't fix shit code with hardware upgrades.
Tell that to ORCL.
That’s cute that you think this is the bottom. There’s still plenty of room for 5 consecutive -3% days starting tomorrow.
Thursday's just a day away, and then there's pinned-at-max-pain Friday.
Dude. Have you ever heard of a publicly traded company on the NYSE without a website?
[Berkshire Hathaway barely qualifies](http://www.berkshirehathaway.com/)
stock went high real fast. wouldnt be unusual for profit taking on earnings even if they dont miss. also, really high PE and their earnings are the same as 2016 yet their stock price doubled
Yet only 4% short interest
Depends
Cream of the fucking crop here, lads.
Lol me too and I make almost 100k just suck ass at saving
I make 40k and have a baby so she pretty much eats all the money that isn't spent on rent.
I bought a few cheap otm puts on tjx....shits up 50% ytd and i havent seen a marshalls bag in my house in months...i feel like unless they beat top and bottom and guide higher its gonna sell off.....but who the fuck am i....
I wish you luck! I did calls on Kohl's cuz I felt it was largely neglected by investors over the last quarter (compared to other retail stores). Not all in though, haha.
“ I’m rich”
I’m not...
Seems legit
Ballsack secured
V
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Nope, Kohl's to the moon
Fall
Just buy now. When it splits, it'll just start creeping up again. You'll get more shares in the long run if you buy before the split. [Most companies that forward split outperform the market](https://finance.zacks.com/stock-price-typically-up-after-forward-split-1189.html).
I'm still kind of learning. If you're running your shares on options does it increase the value of the option or give you more shares?
When would you sell. I'm think if it gets to 260 end of week I'm out.
It won't
Went down to -990
As in you we’re down $990 from your starting position or you were trading on margin and had (-$990) in your account?
If people think they get ripped off on popcorn and candy, they really should take a look at the cost of a glass of wine there. It's gotta be a 200% premium or something
I've never understood people who actually pay for alcohol at theatres. Just put it in a flask or water bottle and smuggle it up your anoos.
They're not scientists, they're just hype fuck boys.
But they're our hype fuck boys
Because you don't have the no-autism version of a keyboard
Autismn't keyboard
You got a link?
It’s ... just a feature. Look at bottom of screen where it says ‘ Pine Editor’ and refer to their reference docs. Very neat
Who gives a shit, I am tired of some jackass at a realty office having a key to my front door. Fuck last year the realty office even decided they needed to cut down all the trees around my unit 'for saftey' and my damn electric bill went up 25$.
Have you tried not being poor?
Understatement of the century. Musk is Tesla, the same for SpaceX. You lose Musk, the allure of the brand goes with him.
Spacex seems far less part of the cult of personality. I could see it thriving without him.
If 1500 makes you sick you shouldn't be in the markets
Lose that again and boom u set for taxes for 2018
Hey man i never said its a good stock but this sub is for yolos and tendies
I made money on HMNY and RIOT; I can't judge you for playing F (especially since you timed that bitch so well). I just like shitting on F because it's trash. Cheers.
Being that this young man is highly unlikely to repeat this next year, he would benefit from deferring some of this capital gain into the next tax year. Not sure how he would go about that in America.
By not selling. If he made this in options, I don't think there's any way to push the taxes off.
This is too fucking good op.
Thank you my good sir!
This is bad for MU
Everything is bad for $MU
She probably bought it close to $20k because “it’s going up, it’s gonna keep going up obviously”
Yea but wouldn’t that have been in the winter? If you bought in September-October you made a killing..
Sorry for my noob question but how did he gain 487% from NVidia? Its stocks didn't move 4 times since yesterday. Also what app is that?
Youre joking right?
Wrong. Equity includes the gains. Equity minus gains = $3900
Wrong. Equity is how much money is leftover when you sell your house and payoff your mortgage and payday lender.
These cucks give a 5% chance it goes private. Simultaneously they say fundamentals have never been better. We have reached peak FUD
Thats rich coming from the king of MU FUD himself
Shit man he's right I should load up on Mu 90c September's.
You don't have to move out of MSFT to stop averaging down. Just buy Msft leaps with better Greeks as Msft moves against you.
Hey actually weed is a pretty good investment
Like farmers are just super rich /s
NFLX. Lmao the most overvalued company by a long-shot.
Its overvalued because people buy it like crazy, meaning daily oversold was practically free money
baba +5% and IQ 28% bought last week, JD, well fuck JD lol
Stupid fucking JD
Haram!
No no, as long as the leather is not pigskin (or human) and slaughtered properly, it's halal.
GTFO vegans can’t get dem tendies
🅱️egans on suicide watch.
Maybe like a literal $0.25 cent profit like that one Malcom in the middle Christmas episode.
Hey, 25 cents is 25 cents. The profit amount isn't important - the trend is important.
Looks like a high school computer class project lol
In the mid 90s. Surprised that shit isn't hosted by angelfire or geocities
I don't know I'm gonna get some insider info for you fags.
More like inside her info
Are you not keeping a list of all the rocks you've ever seen, sorted by gayness?
Obv
lol so old economic professors are shit tier if they don’t know how to code computer programs?
Yeah, the main part of an economics professors job is to do research...
You can’t lose shorting $TVIX
Damn it: you _are_ good. Real good. Warn me next time, please, if I run into you at the poker table.
Why... Why are you still in, and adding to, aapl calls? It may keep going up, who knows, but risk to reward is not at all on your side. Wait for a reversal, buy puts.
Because I like to lose money
Aye. Another netsec fag?
Yessir
“Lose money”
'We frontrun'
Puts.
hard to say
Remind Me! 133 days 'if MU closes above $60 before January I'll buy a prostitute for us to share'
Thanks for thinking of me but I'll pass on the shared prostitute
I don't really see myself having one either, but it's the thought that counts, right? All about having a crazy goal, whatever it is.
My high school friend Peter had crazy goals. 15 years later he's a barista who lives in half a trailer (in the other half lives the dude who posted the ad for the half trailer to craigslist). I have my suspicions the correlations are weak in the crazy goals magic spell.
I bought 300 shares as a gamble yolo
That went well eh. At least my Veev calls saved me for now.
old rules no longer valid
You should know better by now than to post any mention of the unmentionable on a green day.
Fidelity doesn’t let me for stupid reasons I don’t understand.
It's because fidelity sucks literal bags of dicks.