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The guy responding to OP has more money than most people on this sub and yet he still argues for what he does. Makes ya think... | He's an empathetic person. That doesn't mean he's correct. Capitalism is bringing massive amounts of the World population out of extreme poverty. He boiled it down to a system that 'rewards humanity's worst'. He couldn't be further off reality. | |
Actually, I had lots of other calls that expired worthless. My shares still have a cost basis of $52.34. | So June calls at 55? I need me some easy y/y cash. | |
It kinda bugs me that the mods over there still insist that MEMRI translations are accurate and reliable, [given that every mistake the organization has ever made seems to point in one direction.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Middle_East_Media_Research_Institute#Alleged_translation_inaccuracy) | If you call this translation, i swear by allah, i will shoot myself right here. | |
Wow that's really gay of them to do | They ban you for using the word gay in any comment too | |
We need to automate that too | #FULLY AUTOMATED LUXURY HETEROSEXUAL SPACE CAPITALISM | |
Any of the three letter intel agencies | DEMs and GOP are the usual catch-all. When in doubt, USA, or even the solar system of the SUN. | |
do you feel better about yourself now champ | I am just amazed by some people. | |
Who didn't already assume this. They have all this info on you why wouldn't they use it? | Well they’re capitalists so they we knew this was going on. I think people were just ignorant to the fact that some of their business model is discriminatory by this (claimed) standard. | |
Not sure if your username is ironical or not, but I'd love to see the 'value investing' case for TSLA. | My name is value investing is dead. Because value investing is dead. | |
Where did the unprofitable base model meme come from? It has no evidence. | Maybe from the fact that it's unprofitable? | |
I'm holding MA calls. 195 Jan 2019. | I'm on V and deep itm already on Oct $130s so mostly just deciding whether to roll out or hold. | |
relax. sell off is almost over. hopping on \~10 minutes was the right play. I still expect to see most of tech in the green at some point today, though I'd jump off as soon as that happens. | I'll kill you if you're wrong | |
Rip | Patience grasshopper. I bought some more, lol. | |
How the fuck do I get that? | Show your brokerage statement with 10 shares of $HMNY | |
Nobody tell him | N | |
I'm confused, are these dildos that can also weld together metal, or are they making new steel dildos? | [Plot twist, Daddy Bezos secured funding for the revolution and armed the loonies with these](https://www.amazon.com/Master-Stainless-Steel-Elegance-Dildo/dp/B007TOF9N8) | |
8/31 $225 what the advanced autism is that... | $222.5 💅🏻 | |
Are you me? | are we we? | |
Wouldn't he get in big trouble for that.. sounds like stock manipulation | It's not a manipulation if you don't sell. | |
You got any more sage wisdom sensei? | go balls deep in $mu | |
Don't listen to this guy he doesn't know shit. | But a 50 year bull market would be sick | |
Wow this sub is sensitive today MU must be down | I'm fking sleep, this comment made my morning | |
I forgot about that lolol holy shit that guy is fucked | does anyone have the URL to the original source for this loan guy? | |
Getting less expensive Tesla is 300 a share atm | Were you thinking a few months out? I had a few puts and sold them way too soon | |
queue that shit up and pray | 7.90 to 9.30 scalp lol | |
I say honestly you can't go wrong. We are a bull market until wednesday and thursday (china trade meeting) | Guess I picked the wrong one | |
I handle trades for WSB. I can PM you my address, just send a check made out to Capital Administration & Shareholder Headquarters, but you can use our acronym. | Include me in the screenshot for r/LSC | |
This is your brain on Tesla calls. | To be fair though, Elon always sounds drugged and on the verge of or in the midst of a breakdown. | |
Can it be a leather dress? | Haram! | |
That does sort of depend on TSLA having any money left to pay them with by the end of the lawsuit... | Not after they pay bondholders | |
Dude you literally just said you knew a guy that could wipe out bezos in a second. That is some serious edgelord shit. If you knew this super secret cabal of all powerful figures you wouldn't be openly admitting it on *reddit* on a sub that memes stocks. | It's not a super secret cabal, all you need is a senator or an agency head or a couple hedge fund guys. This isn't some secret industry, why do you think Amazon is throwing money into lobbying and using AWS to host big government data? He's rich but he's bumping up against actual power and he's scrambling to find some for himself before someone wipes him out with an antitrust action for not kissing the ring. The state is your billy club and no amount of money will save you if they come knocking. | |
they still worth money. just a lot less now | ||
I hate to burst your bubble but the internet's real too, tard-o. | No it's not. Or else I would punch your face. | |
You think they have more than one stock on watchlist? | Chinese tech is green 🤪 | |
G | S! | |
Not sure if sarcasm or legit not knowing | Always a roll of the dice around these parts | |
down $50k | Thanks for making me feel good about my losses | |
You might not get a lot of serious replies from this sub | One time I ate a whole jalapeno as a sacrifice for MU | |
Billions | On Showtime | |
This is the greatest flair comment ever | This comment is gayer than Grindr | |
when did you sell | Waiting till Q3.... I am dumb. | |
Nit looking toooo bad premarket | Waiting for the words sold out after launch today. | |
Or you know, tear off just one of those four Velodyne HDL-32e LiDAR units on the roof of that thing and your up a cool $29,900. | This is true as well | |
G | S | |
I still don’t understand how he comes out ahead by lending his failing retailer money. I have no idea how slowly breaking this company apart is at all a good idea for Lampert. Their stores are pathetic shells of their former selves. The one in my city closed, right after Macy’s. | Because the sum of the parts is worth significantly more than the whole. Especially when it comes to real estate. However, as Lampert divests this stuff, he needs to think about preference claims in a bankruptcy as well as fraud claims. So he's keeping this dead horse rolling on wheels. | |
Hillary hair secured | Hahaha | |
Anyone know what the technicals say regarding msft? | The technicals say everyone and their mom should buy | |
They bought a company that injects CO2 into water. Pepsi is also on record of “wanting to move away from sugary drinks”. Great, that ties up the uncool soccer mom demographic. | Naw club soda is all the rage with anorexic insta models aswell | |
can u stop saying appl, it's making me feel offended on a personal level | AAPL! | |
I don't know what the fuck is happening but we need to just stop talking about it. I did buy some calls but holy shit I should've sold my shares and just turned all that into calls, too. | MU to MUun? | |
I believe that'll get settled before midterms but won't have an effect on V/MA. China stocks, however, should pop hard | Do you have any positions in Chinese stocks? I'm in JD but thinking of picking something else up for the possible recovery. | |
Or an alcoholic that couldn't control even during pregnancy | hey, my mom always tells me they didn't find out about fetal alcohol syndrome until after i was born. it isn't her fault, she says. | |
Turned down $30 to say “Rush Theta Chi” | Should have signed off with 'Funding secured.' | |
Nigga just sell | Lol this comment may be have convinced me | |
why not go to nov? | This is /r/wallstreetbets. Go hard or go home | |
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How much you pay your Dom | Cost me one wedding ring. | |
Seems like he did a spread on one position and then just open calls on the others | A ratio spread tho? And the different buys on the different strike/expiry combinations makes no sense to me from a greeks standpoint, which is why I was asking. It seems like you'd get a better delta/dollar ratio by picking less strikes and expiries. It could be a laddering strategy, but I'm having a hard time believing that it is. | |
You selling calls? | No. I want to sell them the price jumps 10% and not have to split the profit with the call buyer. | |
Unlike Musk who called a rescuer only 'a pedo' | People still admire Musk for his work, unlike Shkreli who tried to fuck over people. | |
He replied last week. He's down like 76k or something. | Holy fuck. Being down almost 100% (1.5K - don't kill me WSB, it's just my fun money) on a call is making me sick. The balls on some of these people. | |
You sold way too early | agreed. fuck | |
G | G | |
EZ Game EZ Life | I like your username..... I will buy some calls too lol | |
Nobody tell him | Someone tell me. | |
Can confirm. Lost 60% of portfolio | It will happen | |
First one, then the other. | Shorts will be getting their shit pushed in come Q3 | |
You will make bank or you will be remembered as a fallen warrior. | Define make Bank in this sub | |
I really believed that funding secured meant something. | lol | |
Currently the position that I'm in. I don't know when to get in, but I don't want to miss out, keep in mind there are plenty of weed stocks and that recreational use just got legalized in Canada. Could be a steady rise but don't expect 1000% gains. | If you don't want to miss out just get in. I'm assuming you're talking shares. | |
They slide into their DMs, fly them over then do butt stuff. | Elon is that you? 😢 | |
Exactly. There's no stupid gamble I'd rather do other than Nvidia with what remains from that money, so might as well let it ride for a couple more weeks. | Hope the momentum they just seemingly got from the new card announcement keeps going. | |
I’m already up 140% on my $CGC calls | Same. 420 2 the moon! | |
Didn’t want to disappoint my friends and family that watched the episode by sounding as dumb as i really am. If only they knew I tried to play $SWCH right before the last ER. | You did great dawg, made us proud. | |
why | ruh roh | |
Good | Yes | |
N | V | |
Interesting. Might take a dive over lunch. Thanks for the tip. | No problem. | |
I would imagine that people at equity research who cover these types of companies probably know about a new product coming out but really I don’t know. | Probably, but I yeah I have no idea. | |
My four figure portfolio intimidates him even more. | One share of HMNY at $0.030? Lmao | |
It was pretty realistic until the noted Model S error. I'm pretty sure they launched a Roadster into space. | Thank god someone is fact checking this DD | |
Already up 11% like what maybe I should I listen in on this call | lol, how much did you spontaneously buy? | |
Proof or ban | Already up $5 whut https://i.imgur.com/q0D3s76.png | |
Oh well, some people suck dick and some people have their dicks sucked. I myself would recommend doing both | 'round here we call those cock-suckers *spreads -* can be credit or debit | |
Gg | EZ no re | |
You should be careful in here, bagholders may literally murder you | Pls take it easy on me, WSB <3 | |
There was a great Motley Fool article (oxymoron I know), about how AMC’s A-list’s own worst enemy could be their own success. At least the plan checks out better than fucking movie pass, and AMC makes stacks off of $6 popcorn and $4 junior mints, not to mention the alcoholic beverage sales. | If people think they get ripped off on popcorn and candy, they really should take a look at the cost of a glass of wine there. It's gotta be a 200% premium or something | |
It’s almost like you shouldn’t depend on random redditors to spoon feed you information.... | Almost | |
FD’s 242.5 and 245 | Good job | |
Over 1890 buy eod would be huge. Preheat your ovens boys, bezos got those tendies en route. | Even though it didn’t work out today I’m definitely getting in calls tomorrow in the AM. | |
I bought AAPL when it was at an ATH. Now I'm up 15%. I bought SQ at an ATH and I'm up 150%. I'd much rather buy an ATH than an ATL. | fuck you i bought apple after a 40%+ drop and now i'm up 100%+ | |
Correct me if I'm wrong (still new to Options trading), but is that per contract? So if TSLA trades at 300, it would have to be above 333.316 for you to break even? | Break even is the strike plus premium at expiration, so in this case 353 would be BE on 1/18. | |
Eh, he’s young. Loads of time to recover a loss. Shit, he could blow up 80% of his account and still be better off than most kids. | i agree with the idea of young age, risk it... but that mindset applies more to actually owning stock, rather than option play. Anyway, we all know the deal here... was just my two cents. | |
what's the expiration on the MSFT? | 9/21 | |
Who still has a dollar to put in their batclip?? | I stick change in my clip. Humblebrag.... | |
So basically Fremen after Dune Messiah | Oh shit. Yeah, basically museum Fremen. | |
Wait when did you mod me | He said you were our Asian, I call dibs on your hole first | |
Switched to my porn alt to say if you have a porn alt, it's pretty much pornhub. | i concur. Reddit is basically pornhub. | |
Love the username | Love you | |
how do u know their cucks r tasty unless u sucking em? | Second hand cuckery... got a friend who is sipping their kool aid. |
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