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[https://i.imgur.com/uIHUfOl.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uIHUfOl.jpg) | Did you fucking print a copy of your positions and fax that to this sub? What kinda quality is that? | |
🤷🏻♂️ well fuck me, I’m still in for calls | Me too | |
I'm sorry, is this a bear thread in disguise or something? | What's a bear thread? | |
Learn the fundamentals of programming and get your foot in the door at a startup. I have an English degree and make > $100k as a software developer. | Good books/sites/programs to learn fundamentals? 🙏🏻 | |
Been losing a bit on the options game but been buying up shares of tlry, cgc and cron and they've been keeping me afloat. High hopes for october | What options you buying brother? I have one share of Cronos and then a 10/19 expiry $40 call on CGC and that thing is printing me money. Also making a decent profit on a $10 call for Cronos with the same expiry. Good luck. | |
There is still a lot of time. I don't know if you bought in when it was 2% but there is probably going to be a selloff at the end of the day to protect profits at new ATH | Climbed in the last ten minutes. | |
Poor and uneducated | Sorry we can’t all be born with a wooden spoon in our mouth | |
Short squeeze incoming | It just happened you tardo | |
why isnt this the top comment? | Because you watch trap porn | |
says the guy who posted 'I’m up 30% on TSLA 8/13 $220 puts- DO I SELL WAIT FOR ER OR BUY MORE??????' the day before Tesla started it's run to $375 lmaooooo. get fucked kid | Good thing I sold dumbass | |
This isn't the 90's, prison currency is instant noodles now. | Honey Buns, bitch. Do you even prison? | |
No he's the next steve job. | RIP | |
yup you need 420m for a tesla | Funding secured. | |
Thank you gentlesir | You can call me gentlefag | |
Did you buy though? | Yup, bought as much SNAP as possible. Did I follow the instructions incorrectly? | |
THOUGHTS & PRAYERS | THOTS & PRAYERZ | |
Now that's what I'm talking about.. someone finally took profits and realized. Good. | He has graduated this sub and can go to /r/personal finance now | |
oooooooooooof | Yes, that's the exact sound I made the pineapple was wedged into my ass | |
until earnings hit and you get called away. | Lol, just don't write options for that week. | |
Good point, my nigga. | Nizzle | |
Your chances are pretty good at 50%. 50% you make money, 50% you lose it | 50% he breaks even, 50% he loses it all. Perfect. | |
Or | B | |
Plus the premium will pay for the calls | I sold calls. why would I have to pay for that? | |
Wow, are people expecting F to go down THAT much in the next year and a half? | That’s not how that works | |
A | R | |
I sold the put at -50% after an hour. Fuckin shmucks. | You're actually autistic | |
woodysgamertag status, -/u/vanguard_anon | RSK taking over wsb | |
You know that happened this week and they are reporting for Q2 right? | Guidance. | |
You work in security probably from the sounds of this | Security was it back in 2005-2010. | |
I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!!! | Just because you say it doesn't mean anything is going to happen | |
Why don’t you like it. I use it and I think it’s great. Best sso I’ve used and have never had any big issues with it? | You have a point, I should clarify. We moved to using both Okta AND Egnyte at the same time. And I truly despise Egnyte. Okta has been good so far. I incorrectly associated the two. | |
The horse you are talking about is also going to kill us all and ruin the planet. But yeah, at least it can be serviced by your local random service scammer on the corner, so thats a plus. | Not everyone can afford an $80,000 vehicle that takes months to get to you for saving the world asshat. | |
Its still soaring AH. I dont regret the move to short. I regret avging down twice today. I couldve let 200 bucks burn and now I've wasted 600 considering my 9/21 20.5P are about dead. | Exact same losses here | |
2 | Soon to be 1 🤑 | |
eh.. wouldn't the needle be the other way if that was the case. I mean either way I'm excited j/s | Im no dick expert bro. You may be right 😄 | |
No update, ban this fag for sounding so high and mighty. This is what happens when you try to go from r/wsb to r/personalfinance. | Made an update thread. | |
Which strike are you selling? | I sold the 4.50 strike for 0.7 | |
Are you at $150 base or total comp? | Base | |
Yes and smuggling weed into Russia is relatively easier than North Korea. You’re already below intrinsic value | Precisely | |
Going go over $23 after hours! | Yolo'd some puts towards the end of the day lol fuck me | |
It's because of IV crush | Nigga what | |
No no no, give us a gold nugget. I didn’t see your post before. I will throw $5k into calls based on this performance you have here. | Something tells me he would suggest chegg. Idk just a feeling... | |
.... fooled | Lol, I didn't buy any puts, but I did sell some of my calls for Jan 2019. But I do have long shares of AMD so can't complain about the jump today. | |
Its also kinda like when Standard oil was going to be broken up and John D. Rockefeller testified about why he should keep his company and instead they broke it into 20 companies, but he had shares of all of them and his wealth grew to insane levels after, but it was still his baby and he was pissed. But its not really like that either lol | Papa John > Rockefeller because he has pizza. | |
What's a bear thread? | Butthurt pussies bitching about their bad decisions | |
I had puts, did not have weak hands but only broke even. It tanked but not very low past its old value and IV crush. | What were your strikes? | |
Company would be alright, call holders would feel the pain | Then uh...stop holding the call.? | |
I tend to last Infinity when drunk. | Really? Depends on what I’m drinking I guess. Sometimes it hits me just right. | |
Yup, bought as much SNAP as possible. Did I follow the instructions incorrectly? | Your application as mod has cleared. It looks like you studied for months, congratulations. | |
PUTS? interesting i went for calls. | I meant calls haha. Sorry I edited. | |
50% he breaks even, 50% he loses it all. Perfect. | yea this is about right. | |
Yep I bought a $22 P at close expiring tomorrow. Just wanted to bring the news to your attention. | Hilarious, but according to everyone else on this sub, AMD will go to 30 with no pullback at all apparently. | |
You should write a book and do some YouTube video series on how millennials think or some shit. | You should fuckin vlog that shit bro | |
I know. It's always the retarded 'we didn't call this beforehand, but we can TOTALLY tell you exactly why this happened, after the fact.' | 'It was related to concerns about Turkey because Turkey is just our best answer.' | |
What’s your next play. Daddy needs down payment money for his house and new baby. Legit. | Wow, me too! | |
Man I know starting at some places there is 100k+ But jumping to 300k? The fuck. | Going to a lead position in a new startup with absurd early employee benefits can pay dividends as long as you don't mind the increased risk of losing the job. | |
pretty sure kirk is not the costco kirkland brand. it's a home decor store. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kirkland's | TIL | |
What happened? I'm risking very little hear though. Options are cheap | he bet head faggies and then it landed tales. | |
I was talking more along the lines of institutions literally hurling money at the 'influencers' and 'models' of Instagram/ Youtube for modern day marketing. I wince every time I think about the long term ROI of that investment in terms of sustaining business longevity. In my eyes 9 times out of 10 it's money throw out the window, further adding to an imminent bubble pop. | That sounds like marketing in general though, they're still gambling that some of them will be around for years, like established huge YouTubers or ridiculously huge Insta models that hardly have presence elsewhere | |
Yeah. I'd say the majority now think a correction is due and cash is being hoarded. Hardly the hallmark of the 'hysteria' everyone talks about before a crash takes place. | Yup. In fact dumbasses on here claiming that Kudlow saying the market is going great with 4% quarterly GDP growth, no inverted yield curve, etc is going to cause a recession are morons. | |
There still wouldn’t be a reason to be sad today about NVDA calls. | If you sold because you thought momentum was becoming unstable on the first large dip today, maybe. Theta decay for a 8/24 would sort of force your hand if you were moderately cautious | |
Good books/sites/programs to learn fundamentals? 🙏🏻 | Pick one, and move to a different one if it doesn't make sense to you. Almost all developers are self taught, and as such, there's thousands of different 'getting started' guides. | |
Rebound??? | Rost made a rally but I don't think it will be anywhere enough to go above ath | |
Obama's the turtle, Trump is the hare. | Lmao, the dude who signed off on QE and propped up the market with massive loans to basically everybody and ushered in the biggest fucking bull market is a turtle. Alright Fox News. | |
Is that where that motherfucker is hiding? | I’m not hiding | |
I got some FDs to sell them | Until you get wrecked on their 1000% bagger. | |
Pretty cool!!! Do you have any god reads on how to trade? I don’t have the money for it just curious to learn it | Thanks! I just lost like $11k last month and now I try to be more disciplined. Using proper candlestick charts on TD Think or Swim helps too. I bet with larger sums of money because I want a big win if I’m risking any money. Rather not throw around little calls and die a death of a thousand paper cuts. | |
yeah, the average wsb doesn't look like having 100k. | Where do you get the 100k? OP Said 10k | |
Hit me up in 5 or so months when you start scheduling interviews. I got your $30/mo | Good guy | |
Fire is right next to a substation. Fire creates carbon, which aint good for any high voltage isolators or switchgear. That shits all going to have to be cleaned prior to re-energization. Source? I've worked on shit like that. In the industry. Wouldnt be surprised if they're down for a couple of days. | Meh we had the entire switchgear blow for our main supply at an automotive plant I work at. Back up and running in 8 hours. | |
Poetry. | r/reddithaiku ? | |
Hilarious | Hillary-ous* | |
I’m an idiot so bear with me. Why would you lose money on those covered calls? I’m not even sure what covered calls are. | It's more like losing potential profit. I own shares of AMD that I wrote covered calls against. AMD is rocketing up and I've had to roll my covered calls a couple times already in order to not get exercised, which would force me to sell my shares at the strike price, which is less than AMD's actual share price. So since I keep rolling them up and out in this situation, I am paying money... but less money than just buying them back outright. | |
Half of this sub had baba calls, let them die in peace | In pieces more likely. Notice how quiet this place is lately. RIP. | |
But you only find out when it’s to late and already in you. | and then you realize you kinda like it... get very confused by that... have your entire sense of self challenged and puke on the floor | |
Ouch | Sucks but 40% profit. So I will be fine | |
How did he get that 6 figure salary tho? From the same amount of knowledge and cunning it would take to realize these gains in the market. Dude is a fucking animal. Give credit where credit is due. | He's wicked smart | |
Dood, ya gotta wait for the FUD to subside before btfd on a stock like shop. Play the momentum. | Would you mind explaining your flair lmao | |
I don't think their consumer chips are their main revenue driver - but I do think the recent run-up of their stock was incited by the announcement of the new cards. | Cant argue that one. | |
What specific appl calls are you buying? | Probably Jan $215 | |
Nah, not gonna happen. I’m wondering more about what the IBOR(Internet Bill of Rights) would do to the mega FANG stocks. Trump has hinted that conservative voices won’t be silenced anymore. Top of that, once everyone finds out FB and twitter were involved in human rights abuse and privacy violations, house of cards comes crashing in 2019. One can dream! | Fb deleteing retarded conservative conspiracy theories = human rights abuse lol | |
better than my luck on /r/pennystocks! | I was already to laugh at idiots who would buy a penny stock but goddamn one of the stocks on the front page of that sub I own a shit ton of. | |
S | A | |
What should I do before tomorrow? Set a limit sell on my calls so they won't go any lower and cut my losses? | Might as well hold the NVDA calls. You could go green on it. Puts are worthless so no sense in trying to sell them. | |
Buy high sell low, never fails. | If you always sell for half of what you paid for it, you will never be completely out of money. | |
WITNESS HIM! | He's gonna make money to spite us | |
yea, L4s make around that amount iirc | Maybe a new offer. I’m E4 and I’m only at 240k TC. Maybe if their stock is insane, but I highly doubly 330k for E4 | |
Hidden gem. Seriously. This thing is amazon level of rock solid. Probably going to get acquired by CRM too before they get too big. | I am waiting until Monday-ish to pick up some long term calls. They are a great company. | |
Most people say flunked out in that case. I've never considered it expelled since you're allowed back if you go to a comm school and get your GPA up | He said he had a free ride which he threw out the window, so I'm guessing the free ride had a GPA requirement he failed to maintain. | |
Yea I think they've got a great business model and I think this is a good investment. | They are also sitting on billions of dollars of clothing they can't sell so... | |
Yeah but your 20k lasts longer right? | eh some stuff is, rent especially but with youll do way better with 100k in the us than with 20k here. also 6 years with 330k you get 2M+. 3% dividend and youre at 60k a year. retired after working 5 years :p | |
I trade options on earnings. I use earningswhispers.com and research the companies. | what type of research? | |
No, those GDP numbers were fake. Just like the unemployment ones. /s | The numbers are still fake either way. You know what's good, is stimulating an over stimulated economy . Very good. Thank God for tariffs keeping that shit in check | |
Don’t fucking jinx it | Luxury brands have been killing it. Wealthy basic white chicks love them some yoga pants. | |
What is kirkland's ticker? | His heart? 💓 | |
I think everyone thought that. I happened to be smoking when it happened and bought in. Lol next up is 710 amirite? | More like 7.11 | |
And if you earn enough to save enough to retire, you’ll probably qualify for a decent amount of it, relative to your planned retirement income | I believe there is a cap to how much of your income in applied to social security annually. He definitely won't collect nothing though, unless our Congress pulls a Kremlin on us and pushes retirement age past average life expectancy. | |
Freckled dingo | Sounds like one of them weird sex positions | |
I honestly think their gamble is that people still gotta buy drinks and that makes the most profit on the entire menu. Maybe they think they'll buy desert? Maybe they'll sell them on this, buy the soup from a Chinese lead manufacturer and find and even cheaper dumpster to steal the breadsticks out of. | It's a ploy to get more people in | |
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