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At least they're January | Yeah OP has another earnings cycle to recover his massive loss from tomorrow | |
FuNdiNg SeCuReD DaWgZ | Elon created meme | |
I have 30 190 8/24 | Jesus those are a hundred bucks each today. | |
Buy $FB or $TWTR FD | Nah I'm done with both these stock until after next ER | |
This guy fucks | also a confirmed ASEXual | |
I mean when it’s like -95% you just let it ride out lol | Yeah, that is why I am holding MU 60 c 10/19. I feel I suck at this. | |
I do know the dull boy reference. You don't have to be retarded (eg: watch tv) to understand pop-culture references. | I was referencing the simpsons | |
Honestly I feel bad for Cooley grads now. He's just blowing up their spot on what a low rated school it is. | Everyone in the legal world (aka the people actually hiring them) already knew. Mocking Cooley Law has been a beloved pastime for other law students since well before Cohen. | |
The next Warren Buffet | he could be The Warren Buffett too, we never know. | |
Same! Let's start a prayer circle | *suicide circle | |
Is that how it works though? | I don't know, is it? I'm more interested in how you think vaccine research and development would progress without any money. Like do you think virologists with a quarter million in student loans would work for years without compensation on a project which is guaranteed to make absolutely no money regardless of whether or not they're successful? | |
Dammit. Those models really need to pump up their customers | I mean if anything it looks like they got killed on COGs (and most likely is due to discounting). The good news is you're holding a \~7% dividend stock. | |
I like this | It works until it doesn't | |
This things at 109 eow | Based on...? | |
F | Gotta double down fam | |
We can agree to disagree but the man litterally brought the Soviet union to collapse using capitalism as his striking weapon. He also brought us out of a terrible recession. The economy was so bad before Reagan took office that there were gasoline rations in America. Imagine that. Fucking limits on how much gas you could buy. He litterally turned this country around an projected us into a new economic era. You should atleast be grateful of him for the tendies he provided to us all. | If you honest to god believe the President can do these things singlehandedly you might be the dumbest man alive | |
Wooow. Had no idea about that. Good read. Now I don't feel so bad. | Isn't it great that not only did they create their own bullshit rating system so they could rank themselves highly, even they knew that taking the #1 spot was just too unbelievable for Cooley. | |
Pardon my ignorance but what's the incentive to hold until the expiration date vs selling your option when it's high and profitable? | Depends on whether you think it'll keep growing in value and if you legit want to own shares on discount. But you'll need the capital to but the shares | |
[This kind](https://previews.123rf.com/images/liusa/liusa1211/liusa121100013/16256259-american-condor-an-eagle-cartoon.jpg) | Underrated | |
Got killed on the dip too. Took my losses and loaded up again on 108s. Hoping I break even tomorrow | whats your expiry? I originally thought the 11/16 110's were a safe bet but so far its not so good | |
If you wrote naked then rip. I’ve been just writing covered calls atm or otm since classes started so I don’t lose too much sleep over it. | Against my leaps. Should be ok. | |
You don't need to take the bar exam to get the JD degree. Idk if that's his case but I know that people go to school get the degree then go back to their business w/o taking the bar. | Right, you only need to take it if you want to practice law / be a lawyer | |
I absolutely know what portion of my tax dollars go to what. Ever fucking cent pisses me off. You cat take your communist ideals and shove them up your ass you fuck. | Lol you poor little thing. You matter to someone I'm sure. :P | |
Cool thanks. Don't know shit about guns | Yeah there really aren't any publicly traded gun companies besides RGR and AOBC, even though there are a ton of gun companies out there. | |
Making or losing 3k | so you go all in on everything? that’s ballsy | |
What broker app is this ? I see many posts w/ these screen shots | Also interested | |
They’ve been harping on about it all day. Time to liquidate all of your holdings to weather the 20% correction tomorrow. | 99% of the sub would off themselves if we got a 20% correction in a day. I’m not saying I wouldn’t join in. | |
It’s incredible he called it an IC too. God bless this subreddit. | More like an autistic condor | |
IV Crush won't be so bad on these longer term calls. He only needs to achieve $193 before expiry to break even, which for $BABA, is probably pretty close to 50/50 barring any major setbacks. If it goes down tomorrow, he will be bag holding for awhile waiting for the recovery. | That makes sense. But I’m still confused given that both the 1/18/19 and 09/21/18 contracts have similar IV? | |
Oh got it. Thanks | Lower strike just to protect his butt hole. Banking on premium to stay flat. | |
Jesus those are a hundred bucks each today. | Ya. So $3k. Not a huge deal if you aren't poor. | |
I can't figure out or decide if he really believes what he says. Do the Russians convince him he he very smart and he just negotiated such a great deal. Then what do they get in return? | He definitely believes it. The Russians get laundered money and now they get soft power in the US government. For the Russians, Trump is a surprise yolo call. | |
Chinese ~~people~~ companies are not to be trusted | People are corporations my friend. | |
I wonder if this is the only thing you could xpost to both that would get upvoted in both. | Hardly, basically any incoherent rant about the “Deep State” would go over equally well in the two communities. | |
VTSAX and chill | VTSAX is bae. That's where I park all my non-yolo money | |
Heck, you could start with 5 bucks and get to a yacht pretty soon if you YOLO for 300% every time. | Depends how big the yacht is aswell | |
😳 | You're what's good for MU? So YOU'RE the one to blame for bringing us way down here?! YOU MOTHER FUCKER | |
What am I missing with this so called “good service” that people bring up. So far after about 5 years of investing, the most my good service has brought me is them locking me out of my account and resetting my password if I begin to even think my password is incorrect. Currently with Schwab and robinhood for fun. | Well, fidelity got that voice recognition when you call so no need to answer stupid questions or enter passwords, which I like. And there is also someone available 24/7 so when I’m drunk at 2:30 am and don’t understand why my trade isn’t going trough there is someone to remind me that thee market is closed. | |
Big Bob?? | Hope you like extra mayo! | |
yea but idk if I should sell for a loss or hope there factory blows up | ur fucked m8 | |
I would but I'm in Canada :( | Okay then open a fidelity account in your parents name | |
Hrmm. Haven't seen them | Oh I thought you said buying silver not selling it. I can’t say I’ve seen any ads offering to buy silver but I definitely see them selling it. | |
Then buying a leveraged index fund $$$$ | Buy options on a leveraged index fund $$$$$$$$ | |
why is this being upvoted, RESPECT THE BAWLS! | we can do both | |
Don’t forget the crazy gestures with his tiny hands | It’s gonna be UUUUGE | |
Actually Tilray and Cron! Then I've got some money sitting in AAPL, FB, AMD, ARLO, SONO too | any plays u are looking to get into tomorrow /next week? quite a run up with CGC | |
You realize how much buying power one needs for 100 futures contracts on pretty much anything, right? | Some brokers let you do it with 50k others need 200k minimum, but to do it with out blowing up within 30mins....2.5m, 5k per pt allows 5 pt or 25k stop loss and that's 1% off acc... | |
You just buy a put one strike away. Lock in your gainz | Selling a call one strike away requires no buying power. | |
Ahh I didn't know that. Thank you so much for making it clear:) | Please don’t teach others if you don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about. Kthx | |
What are your thoughts on crm? I've got 3 9/7 147 calls that I picked up a few weeks ago for their earnings on the 27th. I've picked up like 25% so far but I can't decide if should hold or take the cash and dump them. P/E is freaking 231... | I'll be straight up with you, i haven't looked at them in enough detail to give you a reliable answer, and i'm fucking swamped right now so i can't say anything with certainty. | |
If the Clinton campaign was a trade it would fit right in here. | If WSB was around in 1979 Hillary could’ve gotten so many upvotes for screenshots of her cattle futures YOLO | |
👆🙏 | 👆🤫🤐 | |
I did that before just add money, make decent plays until your chart looks like a crater | Those were my first options but was acting on impulse. I made ~$300 just trading stocks and thought I knew more than I did. | |
‘14 | Baller | |
Babababbababa I'm lovin it | yummmm | |
I just put down a measly 400 on an 8/24 call. I'm more scared for op than myself. Lol | 650 on a 8/31 ITM call. I think I'm safee | |
My God I'm an idiot. Missed a 0 on the y axis. Will happily downvote myself. | I will stand in solitude with you and also downvote you | |
Yeah bought my last thousand dollars for 185$ call 8/24 | There question was what was your premium. | |
That shit will open up eventually | WSB will tear it down | |
also a confirmed ASEXual | You always have the appendage on your right... or left | |
can we just ban all of the posts containing HMNY? | It is a penny stock and those are already mentioned in the rules. | |
Is windows software updates still breaking computers? The answer is yes! Windows software updates are still destroying perfectly fine computers. Windows will block some of its ability until you are FORCED to update and break your own computer. | there's ways to prevent auto updates | |
Buying shares would have been so much smarter... Really we can say that with pretty much every trade here though. | Yeah I’ve been playing some earnings with shares and have netted over $100 profit total. Sarcasm aside it is a smarter strategy and with larger positions could net a visible sum. | |
We once had a Chinese wolfman on here who lost all his money betting against Apple | *Canadian and it was paper, but close enough lmao | |
i'd be shocked if that hit a profit | Fuck at this point I wouldn’t be | |
Hold up you had about a thousand bucks in puts and don't know what OTM is? | This all checks out. Move along, folks. Nothing to see here. | |
I don't know what's going on mannnnnnn. I just want to sit on my couch in peace. | lololol! dont let you enjoy that Bugga Kush huh? | |
Elongated Muskrat* | Running to upgrade my Ubuntu to 4.20 Melongated Muskrat | |
I bet that sweet ad revenue will help the bottom line and not drive customers away at all. | Where are they going to go though... All the others have ads as well, AFAIK. Plus Netflix has it's own content and data to guide what content to create. | |
My understanding is that these folks are not regularly given intelligence, just that the access allows them to be included should their opinion/expertise be deemd necessary. | I really don't think anyone needs John Brennan's 'expertise'. | |
He belongs on YouTube selling classes | Just follow him and do the opposite of what he says | |
That P/L prediction is based on expiry right? So it presumably doesn't take into account how fucked this guy will be from IV crush if he wants to exit his positions early? | Correct. Dude is double fucked | |
Yo what the fuck do we do? AH is saying ZAYO is down? Is this gonna go full memestock and make us rich anyway? | Got no fuckin clue dude | |
Don’t get greedy buddy. Eat your tendie before it gets cold | Did you just make that up? Its perfect | |
More... baggers? | Do you know what sub we’re on? | |
Omg people don’t understand how amazing this comment is | Then what are the upvotes for? | |
https://imgur.com/a/HXAiQYf | Nice! | |
How can I have s'more I haven't had any yet? | I thought you said the great... Bambi... | |
Efficiency= more money. | Line them up face to face, stroke them tip to tip | |
Yup. We really are born every minute -_- | Hey at least you admit it | |
Stop, my SPY puts can only get so erect | Right 😩🍆 | |
There question was what was your premium. | Idgas about premiums.. to the moooooon | |
You do realize that isn't worth 2.40 right | He definitely does not. | |
[Muted contrast, added brightness, shadow removal](https://i.imgur.com/HHNPFAF.jpg) | Fucking hacker | |
If you're willing to move out of the established city areas, you can get a USDA for 0 down. I just bought a house in a suburb just outside of Dallas this way. | What is USDA? | |
What made you buy puts and not calls? | direct to consumer beauty is taking over. ULTA is ultra fail. | |
99% of the sub would off themselves if we got a 20% correction in a day. I’m not saying I wouldn’t join in. | I'd beat my fucking dick off if we got a 20% correction tomorrow. | |
Elon created meme | Meme secured | |
Please don’t teach others if you don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about. Kthx | Agreed. | |
Jesus.. | What? | |
What's your strike and expiry? | i got 5 32.5p 9/14's I'm too much of a pussy to buy fds after getting fucked so many times. I also agree that the sell off might be a little over done. May honestly sell all of it at open and depending on what happens today buy them again at EOD. | |
Always more MU | This is bad for Mu | |
Last few times a yolo worked out the following weeks i've made fail moves till im back where i started and the cycle starts again, this is now the 4th run. | 'We have destroyed ~~Zion~~ our account several times before, are we have grown quite good at it.' | |
Margin account since you have to pay tax on your capital gain. Even I didn't know that frequent trading isn't allowed on TFSA until recently. Its bullshit, but there were reports that CRA flagged some TFSA accounts | You can still trade options. Just don't day trade weeklies and you should be fine. My TFSA is like 50% options. Tho that's not to say I won't get fucked later down the line. But I only buy or sell once a week. | |
As it is tradition | The reddit Karma is a unit of currency which is actually much stronger then the USD and in fact during times of starvation has been traded amongst autists for 'tendies'. | |
In other words, you’re a virgin | Ahem. The proper term is *involuntary celebate.* Have some respect, shitlord | |
you gotta think it's overextending itself at this point if pre-market holds but I definitely don't want to be holding these over the weekend. | I mean I have a feeling my puts will be down like 80% at open so I may just let them ride until next week... fuck it | |
Against my leaps. Should be ok. | Pulse check | |
sry I also do not know. | understandable have a nice day | |
If that happens I will buy you some tendies. | One does not simply buy tendies |
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