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Its okay. When I was in 3rd grade, I fell for a doubling scam in runescape and lost about 95% of my gp, so i empathize with you | My thoughts and prayers are with you I'm sure that has been tough to overcome. How did your family react are they still accepting of you or have you been disowned? | |
*Proceeds to trade sideways slightly red like every single fucking day* | :( I sold off some yesterday that went green from when I last averaged down. Hope we go up. | |
That’s my plan | I expect a beat so I'm planning on holding calls until tomorrow, then sell and buy a put since no retail company can hold the gains | |
My “wife” would care a whopping zero about who I banged 15 years ago | Unless you guys were married at the time and still fucking other women | |
Yah haha. Very recently. They do a top three pick and this was one of em | Haha right on, makes me feel even more confident in my post | |
Sorry, where can I find more information about the 'Taser 7' google didn't return anything useful. | Google won't have any info, it's kept under wraps currently and it's only being sold to LE. As far as I'm aware, the Taser 7 will never be sold as a civilian product. You could try calling Axon, but I'm not sure if they'll tell you anything. | |
What kind of crazy shit makes you think 11% jump in 2 days? | This is a prayer group. Let’s go $117! | |
How much was your premium? Might be possible | Too high. Sold it for a loss. | |
Gee gee | WE DID IT REDDIT | |
I like your username..... I will buy some calls too lol | FL $48 P | |
Honestly short AMD at your peril also, at least until Intel stops sucking its own dick for awhile. The next year or two though is all AMD. | Intel doesn't come out with any new competition for the AMD chips until late 2019. So I'm going to ride the AMD wave for as long as I can then dip out | |
It's a 0% interest loan. No reason not to finance it really | For me the reason is I like to keep my monthly nut low. | |
We don't deserve you, but thank you for your sacrifice. | His virgin blood sacrifice will make sue bae stronger | |
Look up the penny pilot program. Some stocks' options trade in pennies and some only trade nickelwide. | TEVA and BHC options definitely trade in 0.01 increments under penny pilot. shame that MNK and ENDP dont. | |
This is rich coming from a frat fag | Tell mommy to get your tendies out of the oven, its almost lunch time. | |
You would if you went in on BABA :D | Sure hope you sold | |
Ah yes, the iron albatross. | Soon to become the iron dodo | |
Yeah, if you fuck dudes | I drive a Prius | |
i'm gonna wait and hope for a drop. I'll sell by COB friday though regardless. | Am I Autistic if I decide to hold my 9/7 puts over the weekend? | |
Which will it be, a 10% pop or a 20% drop? Place your bets | SPY up 1% per week, VIX <7 by Christmas. | |
The fact that he says that must mean musky has good news! | In my experience the dude tweets more when he's in a bad position | |
Can you please clarify what you mean by level 2. I have been trying to figure out if I can buy short term options within a TFSA but can't seem to find any literature. I know you can hold long term options and sell covered calls. | Level two is buying calls/puts plus selling covered calls. The regulations are loosely worded which sucks, but basically if you're making a living off trading in your TFSA then that's a no-no. If you're just buying and selling from time to time then you're fine. | |
Calls, read some WSB user say it was going to moon | And thats why you should prob Put instead | |
Fuck MU | fuck you | |
Long calls =/= long term. | You right, I mis read that as long term | |
Yeah, I'm a poorfag that only had about $100 to YOLO away, but seeing that $100 YOLO turn into $50 and then bounce back to $425 is amazing. | sell dude. Theta and a single red day in the next week will kill that position. | |
What price are you waiting for? | 200? | |
Maybe I should grab some puts then, might drop a little. But they did just get the samsung printer business | printers are still a thing? | |
Dude, I am so happy right now. I seriously poured all my earnings back in...if it keeps going this way, I'm going to be a very happy camper. Gotta love the rush! | yeah oh yeah its a pretty exciting feeling. I'm feeling much better today | |
Haha he never posted proof, he was just being autistic. | His 20k is in OP's pocket | |
Except when someone use the public’s money (campaign funds) to cover sexual indiscretions | He used his own money, not campaign funds. Also campaign funds are not public money, they are campaign's money. | |
Massacred. | Curious, did you hold through? If so, congrats lol. | |
As it should be 😩 | So say we all | |
how upset will you be when they expire worthless at 1919.95/Share | fight me bitch | |
You talked bad about the Subae, now the price has stalled. Good work. ^(/s) | Bear trap 😉 | |
T | Goodbye | |
So you’re arguing about make-believe then? | Oh honey. Are you new to the internet? | |
Stocks do not care about feelings friend, Mr. Market moves on quick. Do not trade based on your love of Micron. | Lol someone fell ass backwards into some profit and thinks they're hot shit | |
*relatively* safe when compared to naked options. | Yes and smuggling weed into Russia is relatively easier than North Korea. You’re already below intrinsic value | |
Did you sell at 21.90??? | No I got the duck out first thing this AM. | |
Oh so if I say “I’ve lived under a self-described socialist government” then you categorically dismiss it, but if you’d like to use an example of socialism in the world then it’s suddenly time for nuance and exceptions? Again: pick a lane, dipshit. | Yeah it's kind of easy to dismiss blanket statements. | |
I know im gonna end up wrong on my puts because it isnt slowing down, but buying calls when it ran up 5.5% in the AM. Very ballsy. | They don’t call it WSB for nothin | |
So you make money and then you come to thank retards? You are one humble individual | I mean, coming here and getting advice kept me from giving up and besides a bad choice today I’m up 109% this week. | |
Ahh the old “pick at random and buy nothing but calls” strategy | I bought jd puts and sq puts and Apple puts prior to that after hitting highs. | |
AMD calls | Dates? Strikes? | |
Up about 1200% on my calls | Take some profits autist | |
Sold on the downward spiral. Closed out at 10% profit. Thank fuck. | I made 800$ then I tried to buy back in when it dropped and lost 800 Hahahaha get fucked me. | |
we got 80x with NVDA fd's this week just one more 20% to hit 500k | That’s like saying someone won the lottery this week, just need another winner like that this week and we’re good. | |
Yeah because they'll IPO it years from now at a lower valuation. At that point aren't all private companies eventually going to IPO? | They'll probably wait until a cataclysmic world event to happen. | |
No problem, you seem new to options, do your research and don't buy into the memes. You'll see the big 100%+ gains but no one ever went broke by taking profits. | Thanks. I traded BABA back in the IPO days, which wasn't too long ago, so some of the controversy in this sub is what makes me really interested in it. But you are right, people sometimes get very greedy and quickly profits turn into losses | |
Trade with it till you lose it- no taxes, otherwise pay taxes on the gains you made up until 12/31 when tax season comes around. | Got it. But do you have to pay it in advance or for people with a w2 job, do they add extra withholding in their paychecks to account for any big gains? I guess is there any underpayment penalty or you just pay it all at year end? | |
Don’t know if this is legit or sarcasm. This sub confuses the hell out of me | If u think it goes up more hold, if u think it goes down sell | |
$5 of lip gloss and a looooooooot of blowies | speaking from experience | |
Started at a big4 accounting firm, now work for a public utility, I could probably make more but I get free healthcare and WFH 2-3 days a week right now | You're living the American dream friend. | |
I sold to buy AMD Willy Wonkas. This autism don't stop. | What the fucks a willy wonka. Either way, godspeed brother. | |
if you're that much of a pussy that you can't hold a deep ITM option that expires in 7 months then sell | I’m confident it will still be profitable in 7 months but Canopy has a history of coming down hard after ATH peaks. If I sold it would be to re-enter once (if) the price comes down, in addition to being a puss. | |
Someone sounds poor | blackwhiteasianandpoor shall be your new username | |
Make it through and don't get expelled. Hit the work hard but don't forget your friends - they're going to be your greatest assets later on | You da man. I'm already talking to the software company my sister is an accountant for, hopefully they hire me since I already know what they pay. Already talked with their lead engineer and he gave me some useful tips even if I don't pursue a job there. Here's to hoping I get some shit lined up before I graduate so I can leave front end IT. | |
I'm at 162.5 for tomorrow lol | the strike price is too high | |
think Cramer is planning to do his 'own research' so there will be a slight pump just cause Mad Money + bad news from HMNY over 5 weeks... super good entry point either way | So 2 9/21 20 calls or 1 9/21 19 call? | |
G | Y | |
We'd buy like 1/4 of the way into the dip, and then REEEE when the single layer dip turns into a 4 layer dip and all our FDs get nuked. Let's be honest. | Buffalo chicken tendies hiding under each layer of the dip | |
Shut the fuck up | Can't we just be friends? | |
I live in SF and much more senior software developers get paid that, but a 25 year old with no degree doesn't get $330K in cash comp unless they have some really rare skills or joined a well-funded startup early on. | I assume he's talking TC | |
Alibaba is popular in europe and we are not putting any tarrifs on them | We call you europoors for a reason. | |
fuck off 10 yo | Fuck you | |
Hope you didn't sell it yet | Fortunately, I did not. I sold it later when the dump started to happen and unloaded my calls at break even. | |
well done bro, don't blow it all and make sure to set some aside for taxes. | I want proof you didn't pass the line or I want you banned. | |
It's valid points. The CEO mentioned on the earnings call instead of China importing from USA they will just go to other countries instead that don't have tariffs with them. Yes there will be increased prices and in the end the consumer will be paying those prices. | Apparently that doesn't work with soy because China are over-dependent on it; there was a news article about how they tried to replace American soy with Brazilian soy, but it failed because there was to little of it and it's sold at a higher price. | |
That's me!! | Please tell me you did both, I need someone else to lose twice in a day to make me feel better. | |
If you bought SQ then yes. | If you bought MU and turn your phone upside-down then also yes. | |
You're crazy. RIP. | I bought a cheap one at 22.10. Its hard to believe its gonna keep skyrocketing with no hesitation | |
[https://www.investopedia.com/articles/optioninvestor/07/options\_beat\_market.asp](https://www.investopedia.com/articles/optioninvestor/07/options_beat_market.asp) | ty! | |
Way to jinx it bozo. | honestly tyhis is fuicke2d | |
Check the proof link. Most of them are in there. Current positions are BKE 9/21 30 Puts and CM 9/21 100 calls. | CM is at an ATH, you think it'll keep rising? | |
Guys... how do you make these cool video captions?? What software?? | I used Grindr. | |
I wouldn't say easy. I know some engineers working at Oracle in san jose that aren't making anywhere near that amount. It might be more common for the more veteran employees but certainly not a 25 year old. Which isn't to say I don't believe him, just that it isn't common. | I dunno, I'm 26 doing dev work in Seattle and most people my age that I know are clearing 200 between salary and RSUs. Maybe I'm just in a bubble ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯ | |
It's funny cause didn't goldilocks get gangraped by a family of bears? | That's fucking hilarious. I never though of it but yes. | |
Ah, i stand corrected. Thank you | Never ever admit your mistakes here. | |
You made the correct decision. | Holy shit no kidding | |
Send me some cigs | This isn't the 90's, prison currency is instant noodles now. | |
tech/dev at a top company and you can rise through the ranks/switch between them. You can be a dev and earn a million+ but that's obviously only a few individuals at a top 5 firm. | Yeah but he's only 25 with no degree so how did he swing that? | |
Cashed out about 5 minutes into open. Couldn't bring myself to watch it all disappear. A little salty I left some cash on the table but glad I at least didnt stubbornly hold and lose it all like my current TSLA 8/24 $332.5p | Absolutely a good decision. I did the same thing. Took my meager profit and ran. | |
It’s an asian joke man lol. Avg doctor makes $140k after 4 years of med school and 2 year of residency. Feels bad. | And don't forget those loan payments... | |
So you're saying to wait 3 days to play BABA, for example. Do what? | I assume If you're playing earnings, wait 3 days to sell your puts/calls/whatever. Unless you have a profit you're comfortable with, then take that and run. | |
That's a whole order of nuggets. Hardly worth the trade now, fuck. | $TNDYS | |
Those are super fags | Should I sell at 200% or wait til it expires Friday? - Uber faggots | |
they already are worthless... what is the volume there? | just him | |
F | Sad to say I got some | |
Well the interns are making 80k which is double my current salary so I'd be completely happy with that but If I can get more, shit why not. Where do I find said interview questions? Are you talking generic interview questions or software specific? | Idk the site that OP used but leetcode(dot)com is a great place to practice solving java,c,algorithms,or database problems | |
Ha I would be a true WSBer if it was 500k, but no just 500 dollars. | And you started in June? | |
I've been considering this route, but what are some good boot camps? I live around Los Angeles if it helps. | You most likely have to move, as I did. NYC and San Fransisco are the hubs for these things. I like nyc because the job market is a lot more forgiving to entry level. I went with app academy, other good ones are hack reactor, dev boot camp. Full stack academy. There’s a lot more. If you can’t move just research your location. Also getting into them and finishing them is no easy task (app academy’s acceptance rate is 5%) and the course itself is 4 months at about 90 hours a week) | |
I know, I realized after the fact, but that guy was a dick hole. It could have been genuine based on opening price and selling the calls at open | There still wouldn’t be a reason to be sad today about NVDA calls. | |
As long as it's not an 8/24 expiry, he's fine | But it is, so it's not fine | |
Actually no lol | The fuck else can you even get expelled for then? It's a pretty short list. | |
I want proof you didn't pass the line or I want you banned. | That is a craps reference and not a 'crossing the line' one. | |
Is there something glaringly wrong with it? | No, but you're more likely to get shit on than get advice here. | |
How'd that work out for you? | They didn’t steal my gains | |
Your logic is increasingly illogical | Fuck you | |
That works? WSJ should learn about browser fingerprinting. I'm amazed they don't already | It doesn't work for WSJ |
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