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They need more yachts. | Convince them to buy yachts made of lambos. | |
ikr? I've made some dank -85% returns on my account in the two weeks I've been trading. | hey good thing you're fighting the good fight against the man by not paying those commissions! | |
You bought Netflix at $31? | I did yeah, ashame I was poor as fuck back then. Got NVDA at $14 also | |
two ~~dudes~~ MU OTM Weekly calls at the same time | this guy keks | |
I love options to lose my money | Don't forget to tell us your positions OP! | |
100 | 💯 | |
its easy to say after the fact. | It was easy to say before the fact too. Or maybe I’ve just got Fear Of Joining Late (FOJL) so after I missed the first dash upwards, I kept my money away from it because I felt the odds were too great that it would drop on any whiff of bad news. | |
I dont think anything. You just click the button and they direct deposit you the money. | What’s the max you can get? | |
I don't think this is legal...what did he tell the bank it was for? | Gambling | |
hahahaha wow | Don't make me go full yinzer again, aight m8? | |
Big enough to be call a yolo | $50? | |
We all wish we were him | Lol I bet he watched Putin doing the complicated President to prime minister to president again routine and said 'ain't no body got time for that shit, I'll just scrap term limits and go double down on some militarized islands.' | |
Nice! Hoping some hella gains come our way my good man. | The plan is at some point it will crash down and I'll close those and then I have $59 strike calls as well that will capture the upside. Hope the game works.. | |
So all in on WM right now? Possible 20% growth in next 6 months! | Go clean out your shithole garage, do not go st8t to dump-bring to curb, will soar to 97 by Tuesday afternoon | |
Up 2.5%, what is going on | priced in | |
Lol | Dude it's all about Wealthfront and Fundrise. | |
Problem is, rent is so damn cheap around here. That's my plan tho for my first major investment once i get about 100k cash saved up. Get like 10 properties, pay off the mortages quick then make bank | Why pay off the properties take out the equity and keep leveraging | |
Yeah the stock is so good that practically nobody trades options on it. | It's up 53% the past 3 months. Averages around 1M trades a day, not sure why theres so few options. There's only one expiration date per month to buy them for | |
up 2.4% since. | I was the tard that bought the morning the stock hit NYSE. This is good news if it gets other retards to buy in | |
Think I'd rather be this guy if I had to choose. | Just give home two weeks... | |
It’s called PokerStars and if you live in a gay state it’s called VPN. | https://www.vpnhub.com/ | |
I bought 7/20 $15 puts today. This many autists can't all have tendies at once. It breaks a fundamental law of the universe | Im hoping for atleast a 14 by end of week | |
Don’t call it a comeback. Holding those Jan2020 $NAK and $HMNY calls. Why? Because I want them to come back into my life and hurt me one last time. | Just like your uncle | |
for real. 2020 leaps could be immensely profitable if the streaming service (launching fall 2019) has even a hint of being lit | it's not like they'll hold their ground until then. your calls are still affected by all fluctuations up until then. Plus those fuckers rise slowly and crash hard (Depending on strike, ofc) | |
I'm really not | People new to doing thing don't know much about doing thing yet. More at 11. | |
Source? | Years of shooting up at Starbucks around the country throughout the aughts. Locks were not put on until 2015. | |
I’m more used to shorting, but yeah puts are better. | Selling puts is not shorting lol | |
Its probably being used as a hedge. This rise will drop a bit but new median should be 14 ish now or a bit above. | Yeah I'm 80% AMD stock and have a ton of way OTM puts just in case | |
Puts on Lulu? Why | Why not? Already lost over 50% so going to YOLO on some LULU puts if it reaches sub $120 | |
20k a year baby! Can i just graduate already do i can stick a giant banks dick for money? | Sucking dick doesnt work anynore, they want some dark shit to loan you dollars. What do you know about Chinese finger traps? | |
Has Canada given any indication on what US products they will target to retaliate? | I haven't heard any. Trudope is not a smart person. Frankly I was surprized to know that he wanted retaliation. He used to be a high school drama teacher. A businessman said once Trudope fighting against Trump is like Godzilla vs Bambi. I think he can only screw things up. | |
If more than 50% of WSB is in the black with their investments, then it’s worth it. | Just short /r/personalfinance and you'll be good | |
Subprime loans are profitable, and when proper risk management is taken, 2007 doesn't happen again. | It also helps to not package them into AAA CDOs | |
I can't believe I hadn't thought of this before. I'll just make a lot of money so I can make a lot of money. Simple. | He did the math money. | |
Right. That’s why you don’t bet huge sums of money on FDs. Limit risk, much smaller chance of going to zero. If you pick your spots and can choose more winners than losers you will make money. You don’t bet the house on an OTM earnings play. | didn't play ER, $spy calls and puts exclusively | |
What is the sub for zero day Spx options (win or lose), if not here? | r/watchpeopledie | |
Monday play right here. I'm on it. I watched the same. Also watched the album listening party on new app called wav that came out. He tweeted it and it got like millions of signups that night. It is a dope app and it was free to signup but I dnt see why people would ever pay. | i literally never once regretted paying for spotify for the last 3 or 4 years i’ve had it | |
That’s how retards get pdt. Stop losses are much more risky in today’s high volatility market | *stop hunting intensifies* | |
Warren is a bitch, then | Go ahead and short it big boy. | |
That’s not on RH | Absolutely disgusting | |
Obviously NE is not a state but the states in NE, the region, which I was referring to, have pretty high rates also. And 250 is just a 2 income house hold. The average Pajeet with a fake degree and no english skills makes about 160k a year fresh off the boat in the silicon valley. | NE is a state, its Nebraska. | |
if he pays off the loan it's like restarting except you don't owe anyone money. you just lose your own on the next yolo or you still make the same gains you did til this point | DO YOU EVEN YOLO | |
Gives me hope I'll come out green afterall | 'You don't lose money to the stock market. You lose money on the stock market.' - Unknown Autist | |
Guess I’ll have to average down on Monday or Tuesday. We’ll see how Monday goes I guess. https://i.imgur.com/JyusSan.jpg | I don't agree with your life choices, but I can respect the follow thru. Nice balls. | |
Good idea, simple but never have thought to use this. Now I will. What do you use for this? | I use tradestops. | |
Bro it prints the money | So it's a mini printer? | |
E | X | |
Pretty much just running a family business (medical practice), living well within our means and investing. | 'Living well within our means' 'Losing 800k in a week' probably didnt mix well... congrats on the comeback though | |
God I love this sub. | Same here mate | |
I had a nightmare where this sub was called r/holdmyhandthroughwallstreetbets | 😂 | |
Yeah but I have a regular job too. I don't want to day trade really. | He’s talking about using candles to see where to set your stop price so they aren’t set off with daily activity. | |
pft | No first post about eating the booty?????!! | |
Wall street raps | Theres got to be at least one black guy in this subreddit to rap it | |
Full blown, weaponized autism. | AMD= Autism of Mass Destruction | |
this will probably happen 😭 | my indicators are all indicating this is near a top. sell and be happy. if it goes up or down, you can sell now and be happy with the big win. | |
Any reason for the SQ puts beyond 'it won't hold $60' | I sold those, so I think it *will* hold above 60 by December. | |
7% is pretty big deal. | You are missing the point between 6 million dollars worth of stock and 73 million shares traded | |
I'd like to not to get charged with insider trading before I can even sell my own stocks. | That depends on how you know what you know. | |
He's on RH | My futures trades all happen over at TOS. Also apart from slow execution, RH is fantastic. | |
He makes money if it was this week too haha | I can taste the schadenfreude in this post, and it's *delicious* | |
TEACH ME | Did the same. I'm 100% MU options. More lessons cost 2 MU FD's. | |
Why pay off the properties take out the equity and keep leveraging | Underrated comment right here. +1000 | |
Berkshire is only good for the car insurance discount I get. | Hahaha still an easy way to profit of interest rate rises coming. | |
PANW prereleased Friday after the close. | Link? | |
How does the 'get free stocks' program work for them, I can't find any info on invites or anything on their website or app. | You just create your account and they give you the free stock. | |
No web interface, that I know of. It's definitely better than RH | Within the app, there is a tab 'our apps' with this screen for Webull, however, I do not think there is actually a non-mobile version as of yet. https://imgur.com/a/riarwpB | |
You’d be insane to go short YY | Short it is then | |
I thought it was a retarded Luke Skywalker in the middle. | Can't unsee now | |
Couldn't tell if you were being sarcastic. The Nasdaq and Russell are seriously higher than they have ever been. | The “recession” comments are jokes. | |
I haven't heard any. Trudope is not a smart person. Frankly I was surprized to know that he wanted retaliation. He used to be a high school drama teacher. A businessman said once Trudope fighting against Trump is like Godzilla vs Bambi. I think he can only screw things up. | If Trump were any other politician, I might agree. But he’s senile and half retarded. | |
He’s talking about using candles to see where to set your stop price so they aren’t set off with daily activity. | Oh my bad. | |
No it isn’t. Microsoft changed CEOs and did a full 180 of the entire company. Satya is bae | CEO Steve Balmer was the worst thing to ever happen to MSFT. | |
Why do you hate em? | They outperform him. | |
if it's not earnings that week for the company then yeah you easily get 100% returns but if it doesn't move or goes down gg | Gg bro may the gains be with you | |
Yeah until we start seeing 'soft defaults' where morons just stop paying. Probably won't destroy the economy since there's no CDS' on these things. Still not great if people stop paying. | Shhhhhhh. You’re going to give people ideas. | |
Go further and donate plasma. Money for booze and 1L less blood volume. | The machine replaces your plasma with a saline solution. No change in blood volume :( | |
Real talk, even for a fatty he was dirt poor. | Yeah, for someone who opposed capitalism, he had no problem leeching off Engel's daddy's money. | |
My man. | So ugly you need to be wasted to get it up. Just attractive enough that the amount of wasted you need to be is still below the threshold for whiskey dick. It's running a fine line sometimes. | |
yeah i always get fucked by slippage or not having enough money to close my damn position | Why close? Just let em expire | |
Do your parents know that you are autistic? | Probably. My ex was fairly convinced I was at least asperger's. | |
Not enough meat. | Too many fucking sweet potatoes | |
Which movie is this from? | Boiler Room | |
You’re essentially overpaying for leverage is what it boils down to | I take it spreads would be a better move then instead of just buying one leg | |
I’d like to see it hit 40 dollars and absolute euphoria here before it crashes back to 25 overnight. Memes will rise from the ashes. | Lol. Iq is solid long term. I’ve been selling puts to get in at 25... really waiting on a stronger option chain tho. | |
That's the life. | At least it would be if anyone ever won. | |
water is ok coffee and broth no | What about caffeine pills? | |
meh, people will cling to any semblance of popularity. even a gifmaker on wallstreetbets has groupies lmao | My mom said I would never amount to anything. | |
A sip | Better do 2 beers, just to be safe | |
ironic | Iconic | |
Okay. In on calls. | Watch it move sideways | |
This went way over everyone's head. Rarely if ever are bottoms timed perfectly, so the question is how much are you willing to lose before you make? | I lost 80% on my naked $FB calls before coming out with +140% return and am looking for my next autism fueled adrenaline ride so I’m in. | |
Can't stop won't stop | Roc-A-Fella Records | |
Little overboard with that level of DD | i'd rather be too thorough than be careless!!!11!! | |
Fantastic. I was assigned 500 shares at the dip, and its at 14.40ish currently. My calls will get assigned, and i lock in a nice profit. | It hasn't dipped over the last 2 months though... Straight up basicslly, hmm | |
Snap 12$ CALLs | Date / strike? | |
Well, they aren't wasting money on pointless lights and electricity. | They're still wasting 60% on pointless lights and electricity | |
Usually the ideas I read here are nice in theory but dumb in execution, this is also dumb in theory | Swaps on $1,100 accounts made up of FD's. Jesus | |
they're gonna switch to Powershell commands | noooooooooo | |
And that is the story of the HS kingpin in every hs | The way she goes | |
Fuck! I logarithimed the extrapolation plot. | Classic mistake |
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