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You'd be heading out to get a new car if those were options | $65 strike 7/20 calls 😄 | |
I'm like a solutions architect / technical architect for IT systems. Focusing on pre-sales and sales aspect. Niche in the cloud. | My cousin does that and makes all the dollars. | |
R | O | |
what a cum buck...still holding my 65 6/15 FD's. | Sell those fucks for sure | |
I'm going to buy ~~6/22~~ 6/29 $50 puts just as cheap insurance, I really doubt it'll drop below $55 but MU swings like a bipolar drunk | Mu went from $63 to $45 2 months ago, no reason it can't do it again. | |
Sorry, not everyone can have a 130 IQ like you and be a master of debate on reddit. | See, you keep drawing inferences based on what you want to *think* about me, rather than based on what I've actually *said*. I don't know why, other than I said something mean about pwesident twump. And here I was thinking it was the left that are snowflakes. | |
How do you have time to trade | Different time zones make it challenging. If something crazy happens I can always text the lady and she will make the trade. | |
Can't lose more than 100% but you can gain Infinity% | this guy gets it | |
I'm sure it's a great store if you're buying on someone else's dime. | Yep. Just saying that a lot of these types shop there. | |
Money is overrated theyre making internet clout | The stonks, where the possibility of making money in the future outweighs making that same amount of money right now | |
Seems fine to me, up 27% or something on that this week. | Hah, true. Guess he's right in the end. I certainly would have bailed out of the 6/15 position by now. Might give this one another look though for future plays. | |
Exactly, AMD is in a nice position right now but they won't sustain a high valuation until they prove their growth with ERs, as well as give a long term plan now that one of their biggest talent left for Intel. | Wat. They've been destroying ERs for quite a few quarters now. Their stock value has been sitting low for no reason except what a lot of people have suspected to be market manipulation. | |
your still fat tho | I am =( | |
There are dozens of us. | Taking my Civil PE in Oct! | |
OP why'd you take a picture of yourself and put it in the top right square? | Look closer, hes actually in the bottom right | |
That all makes sense to me except WFC. Any particular reason? | Stock's at a discount due to bad recent PR, earnings have been strong and poised for growth. Good 3-5 year investment, likely to come back to higher valuation levels since the street's memory is short on PR when the company is able to post good financial results. I don't have time to really write out an overall in-depth analysis, and another reason was to diversify away from only tech. I see financials having room to run w/ tax breaks, etc. and rising treasury yield helps them make more money. | |
call them and they'll give you like 40 free trades. | thanks, they only gave me 10 but i'll take it. | |
There are three of us! (Business Analytics) | Four of us, feminist lit. | |
If you don’t mind me asking, what made you change careers? I’m currently working as a civil design engineer and have had thoughts of going back to school. | Probably the money | |
at the same time!? | yes the same feed, of the same president | |
>Yolo $100 | Some people are homeless and trade at the local cybercafe | |
What version of Robinhood is this? | BING Finance Pro | |
I'm just buying more at this point for 7/20. Got them all the way down to $11 strikes. | F | |
I have been selling OTM puts on the dips. Worst case I get some cheap TSLA stock to sell covered calls against. Best case it jumps back and I buy the puts back for 50%-75% less a week later. Repeat | I like this strategy. Never thought of it. | |
That’s a yes | It wasn't a no. | |
Same. What kind of work are you doing at the moment? | I left public about 1.5 months ago and currently trading from home. Im considering 3 options: go back to work but look for industry or a finance gig, gear up for grad school, or try to make it as a trader. | |
People actually buying the cars dont care about that, only butthurt traders with overinflated egos do. That doesn't affect their fundamentals. | Do you not have any idea how asset impairment works? Thanks for affirming your comments aren't worth replying to... | |
Those two actually have decent products. The iPhone has way better ux and reliability, margins, and availability than Tesla does. | Yeah Tesla only had >450,000 people put down a $1000 desposit for the model 3. And model S/X are among the top selling cars in their class. | |
I am /U8, are you still using /M8? | Yeah I'm in M8. Where'd you get in at? | |
I’m bad too. Sell it and join the winning side. I sold everything to buy all AMD lol | RemindMe! 10 days | |
Here we go again | There it goes, again..Only $300 now, but think about how i have 35 days for this to rip up more. | |
= a savings of ten dollars annually | You'd be surprised. | |
I see well I had never heard of it till today. I put $50 in it seems pretty cool so far. I used etrade a while back. | You used etrade but then only put 50 dollars in a trading platform. Foh | |
You mean like sales & marketing support division of Finance or actually doing marketing for financial firms? | Actually doing marketing for a financial institution. | |
Red 6 standing by | Red October Shtanding By | |
More like convincing them that the easiest way to be full is to throw their sandwich in a lake. | can i transfer all the upvotes on my comment to this one? because its way better | |
Yeah man I'd go long [helmets](https://www.rehabmart.com/product/soft-shell-helmets-17277.html?gclid=EAIaIQobChMIh4GI09_O2wIVjS-BCh2vCQA8EAQYAyABEgKhwvD_BwE) if I was you, I'm waiting for the RehabMart IPO to drop | Those helmets are such scams they don't protect your brain and increase your likelihood of getting beat up. | |
I thought so as well, probably the point - we're more interested in what we don't have | I’m not very interested in your mother | |
Or you could try some 7/20 MU 90 Calls | Mine are 8/17 but yeah I get what you're saying. | |
Those graphs look so sexy, but solar is not :/ | RUN is | |
My calls thank you for the sacrifice | Hope your calls are okay. | |
are you retarded | Does Trump troll people over Twitter? | |
аутист | сука блять | |
...where are the gains | Got scared of the Mods and ran away naked. | |
This is good for Tesla | Yeah, typically (see MCD recently) the stock pops in the news | |
Pshh more like a way of life.... and death...depending on how you look at it. | It's 50/50 after all..... | |
We get it, your the one that eats the center of the Oreo first. | How the fuck are you going to measure the amount? I'm not pouring my milk more than once | |
Damn, I thought it was late June | buy shares my neeg | |
Are you union? | No I interviewed for em though a month ago. Just waiting on em to call me now, they said it would take a month or two so....if they don't call in another week or two I'm hitting the road, there's a job an hour drive away from me paying $30 an hour and $100 per day per diem | |
Get that loan forgiven! Better than options. | Nah, government salary is whack. I'm in the private sector, so the 'Man' in this case is some faceless insurance behemoth | |
Aw man I wore a blue collar yesterday and almost opted for straight pink this morning but went red/white checkers.... could pass for pink from a distance though I guess? | Are you hitting on me | |
From the state who helped delivered Lord Trump. It’s our faggoty pleasure | I live in Ohio, how do I subscribe to license plate insider trading? | |
buy weeklies that dont expire tomorrow | But would they really be fds if I wasn’t getting dicked by theta? | |
I left public about 1.5 months ago and currently trading from home. Im considering 3 options: go back to work but look for industry or a finance gig, gear up for grad school, or try to make it as a trader. | Nice. What level were you in public? Industry is pretty solid. Get in at a nice private company that doesn’t have too crazy of hours or deadlines. Decent pay and great quality of life. | |
Kinda watered down after Obama, The Drone Master got one, don't ya think, snowflake? | Watered down? More like pissed on. I'm sure Drumpf will take a dumpf on his. | |
Look closer, hes actually in the bottom right | Look closer... He is both. | |
Mu went from $63 to $45 2 months ago, no reason it can't do it again. | But will it with the announced $10B buyback? | |
Stonk will go up before next Earnings. | So 32 at 7/13 , got it | |
you complaining about $100 loss? Oh boy, options are not for you | I do understand the risk but opening a trade at a loss does not seem to be a great idea. | |
I know right? Who keeps renting these things? | Buddy of mine sent an article the other day, anecdotal to a specific market i know, but the last 3 luxury apartment complexes built in and around College Station (Texas A&M) are all at like \~60%, \~53%, and \~23% occupancy, so the answer at least there, is no one is renting them. I don't doubt its similar in other markets or will get there soon | |
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No, you’re just retarded in the sad way not the good way | post your positions bitch. | |
great value, I'll take 2 | Make that 3 | |
Filter WSB by 'new' and steal smarter people's ideas before the mods delete anything with any semblance of rationality. Claim credit for trades afterwards. | Can't help but notice you haven't commented on my DDs. That's a sure sign I'm doing something wrong. | |
This is both a funny and terrifying realization... | Derp | |
So my mu 90 calls have a chance? | If my math is correct, the stock would need to hit 90 not 80. | |
Heroin. | Dick Heroin | |
yeah but at least he didnt get shot | Still worthless and pretty much dead. | |
I was kidding. | Well share the pain man! Misery loves company. How much are we talking about here. I think AMD going to drop to at least 14 soon. | |
Why is the world cup good for Twitter? | Look up how many people watch the world cup | |
He'd be working a 9.00 an hour welding job right now. | 25/hour start minimum from what I've seen. | |
Did you google that or guess correctly in the first try? | omfg | |
I'm Schwab. They have like an aural quiz lol, if I share what I know about options from here they are more likely to suspend my account | they will just lock you out of your account and move all your funds into an IRA to protect you from yourself. it's their fiduciary responsibility. | |
When I was a kid you had to have at least 2 Far Side t-shirts. | My fav is still the dogs driving to work. | |
Sacrifice $1000 to my paypal | ah yes the ol financial dominatrix. | |
Lol alright man I’ll guild you if it does. | im sold / all in | |
Are you hitting on me | Haha what? No way. That’d be gay. I just think it’d be cute if we were matching today 😘 | |
Fuck it why stop at 2k? I want the cheapest OTM contract possible, since making more money is the name of the game | Someone let me know if they figure out how to buy fds that expire in < 1 hr | |
why don't you just pass those $$ to me instead? | he literally is with some of my covered calls ^^ | |
Fuck 17% down after..hope you had puts | I'm down 6% overall :( | |
Well fuck me | Doesn't the report say that the earnings were great? | |
You do | i don't tho | |
Love when some of them refer to options as 'derivatives' too. | I mean they are a derivative, but nobody calls them that unless they are trying to brag to their friends who don’t know anything | |
Then 20 million to $2.41 | Just enough for a couple dollar menu tendies | |
I never learn to buy puts on er .... er is historically bad | Buying puts or calls during er is a bad idea because of IV crush unless it moves a lot in one direction. I suggest to buy it after the er, take advantage of cheaper puts and calls and ride the wave. | |
Which means chance of them adding even more rate hikes in 2018 | Are you saying that the market is correcting itself in preparation for higher than normal rate hikes? | |
I’m long and bought calls. $ROPE | It will go up. Hopefully after merger is complete in a week | |
Where do you work at? I'm a lowly flowback operator in Northern Colorado. Mostly just work with frac and drill out the plugs once they leave. | Independent petroleum [geologist](https://vimeo.com/274792100) that lives in [Colorado](http://imgur.com/gallery/MppmGKm). | |
Holy shit I thought you were joking | That's from a show called 30 rock | |
Which stonks can I use this strategy for? Ground breaking stuff | Just check which stocks people are bullish on in your stocktwits app | |
That's what people said when he reached 80k and look where he's at now | Haters will be haters. They dont see the sanctity of his strategy that would make him the greatest yoloer in history of wsb to have won and lost so much. | |
He can't stop | CANT STAHHHP STAHHHP *reverb* | |
To the call writers probably | Nice one, faggot. | |
Guessing you couldn't afford it either | Hence my anger. | |
Moonraker standing by | NullPointer standing by | |
Nah I’m just talking about the fact that he said “two months” and it’s his 1 day chart | Dude I was looking at that chart going “*maybe my yes are off... but those slopes look a little more aggressive than that measly 1.4%*” | |
Yeah I need to weight the random picker against volume probably. | You should weight it against the bid-ask spread on the ATM contracts, if anything | |
Assuming you still have money to play with after your losses. | get an unsecured loan and buy weeklies, got it | |
Im trying to catch autism, where do you watch for this kind of news. Ive been looking a ton on finviz but its hard to keep up. | There are some serious implications kiddo. If you want to ball out you better take heed and listen closely when that fucker speaks tomorrow. All your future high school sex will depend on your ability to reason tomorrow. | |
What's the smallest car you sell? | Mini coopers, tons of the little fuckers. |
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