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Noooo is this true? I thought for sure in order to manage anyone’s money you had to register as a “licensed” investor | A pal of mine I've been talking to about this stuff already offered to send me some checks. I didn't say anything. I'd like to learn how to lose my own money for awhile first. | |
Glad it worked out. Tendies are tendies. Don't be worried about sticking to your risk tolerance limits - it'll work out better for you in the long-run. | Thanks man! If you don’t mind sharing your plays in the future I’d be indebted, again I appreciate the help | |
I was told diversification is for fags and all in MU. | Truth | |
I scooped some BABA at $169 during the last night. Sold at $199 like some pleb | When did it drop to 169? | |
But what does wizdaddy say... | All in 6/15 mu 90 calls son. | |
who dis? | New Phone | |
As long as it’s got some girth | The problem with the tip of most stonks is not the girth but in fact that it goes from all the way up to all the way down faster than you can say tsla put holders ded. | |
I don't like MU right now I think you are just eating theta at this point/ risk a selloff if you buy now | I'm half in on calls and theta is fucking my white ass into a black hole | |
So can I give him some money to manage a rh account for me 😂😂 | Just 1k tho, you want him to assure you of his ability to make that hot 10% | |
You really can make a ton of money with options, even following his advice, just don't play with weeklies. One of my best picks (arguably, my only good pick) was an October call on $FIZZ that I bought back in May. It rose 100% and I just unloaded today. If I'd bought any weekly or even a monthly, I'd pretty much be broke rn. | For sure, money is there to be made. I have puts going right now. I'm just done with it, made better gains swing trading. Don't get me wrong, I had a fun time and made a good amount of money. Just not my thing anymore. | |
Sell-offs usually happen Immediately after I open my positions. | One of us | |
Reported for being a fag, reporter. | Reported for reporting the original report. Fag. | |
I like ladies | Name checks out | |
Thanks. Now I can sleep in peace. | ||
ROI: Retardation On Internet | Radio On the Internet | |
After the announcement. Before it was up 3% I think. | Indeed. Thanks. | |
P | I | |
['Mark the Mint Man'](http://i.imgur.com/wH825Q0.png) becomes 'The Investing Guy.' | [higher quality](https://funnypictures2.fjcdn.com/comments/Doublemint+dave+father+of+mark+the+mint+man+of+the+_10e185564ba1221b3e007d544a2b3be0.png) | |
Sorry son, no tendies for LOSERS. | Tendies are FOR CLOSERS! | |
Got it from the Discord's alert. Been having success with them so this one is not my personal pick. | That sounds like solid dd on your part, now I’m beginning to understand your previous losses and not so distant future. | |
However they are not cutting any production employees, and that’s the biggest part to me. Dying companies slash production forecasts and begin to reevaluate their futures, neither of which I see Tesla doing. I’m just hoping I can time my tesla purchase right, so I can reap the tendies from a profitable quarter | Maybe if people at Tesla had any idea how to evaluate their futures they wouldn't miss every single production goal they set out to accomplish. | |
So you were down a regular thursday. | yes, but it took 100 moves. | |
I’m not very interested in your mother | More for me | |
Cash flow burn is so high. They lose money on every car they build so if they actually reach their production target they will just be burning more cash. Elon said it himself that profits aren't what drives Tesla. | you're so cute. double down on your short. nothing can go wrong. | |
Yeah, and isn't that what everyone was pissed at banks like Goldman doing around 08.. I wouldn't doubt some people here would do the same | I would like to think not. That didn't screw insurance companies like what our mascot did, that hurt real people. | |
Shit really? So there’s no hope for upward thru next week? | There's always hope but I doubt it | |
Yup, plus after ccar results most banks will be able to free up money for buybacks. But since it’s old man stock go long on dem calls. | i picked up some 7/20 31's 30's before close. Did....Did I actually do something that could make me money? | |
I should’ve listened to Marty and sold all my near term calls when we hit that 62$ point and just split into 50% cash and 50% calls for January | relax. we haven't even had earnings yet | |
I'm selling, feel like it's gonna stay flat for a while | There's a pretty decent open interest on the 50 puts, which might help explain why it's holding. | |
My GE short @13.71 is bombing, GE calls it is. | Would have been way better to short @25. | |
The Japanese | No, that's right to left. | |
But that one doesn’t look like it came out of Mass Effect. | Can't argue with that. | |
He said the mansion would start in July though. They're practically patio home neighbors. | But it’s a big ass patio though | |
I also use Schwab. Why should I change to Robinhood or E*Trade? | Robinhood has free commissions | |
I’ve got a 7/27 $137 call. | Nerd | |
I gave up shorting around 13.5-14. Moved on to other plays (not shorting things) that have been better. | Shorting things is really fucking hard. That's why a lot of people on this sub still do it. | |
Thankfully I was able to change jobs after a couple years of that. Now my drive is 7 miles and takes about 12 minutes. | 7 Miles where I Iive would take 45 to an hour | |
I dunno fam. I thought the same thing a week ago. RIP $600 | 1 week 1 less chromy | |
I'm a long term 'investor' but from time to time I pull some amazing one week trades on TSLA, it's like we have this weird love story going on. | TSLA likes it when you're LONG. | |
yes but what you're forgetting is that the president is retarded | ah thanks. that was a good chuckle. | |
drop a fucking bomb or something jfc | >when the TVIX bags are getting too heavy | |
Curing Dat Cancer or figuring out how to make Lipitor keep deadass fat fucks alive? Do you yolo more biotech knowing the business, or less because you’re up close to the horseshit fountain and don’t trust those quarterly performance Evals / FDA cycles? | Manufacturing other companies biologics, mostly ass-cancer. I don't touch biotechs cause I cant even trade my own companies stock profitably with insider info. Plus, even the C-suite level people are delusional about their companies chances of a successful FDA approval. zero trust | |
You receive cum?.. Lol | Well he is a massive faggot. | |
Nailed it. Only thing I have to slow down for are train tracks and deer. | Just drive faster than the deer, then they can't hit you | |
To be fair, I think a lot of people would make more money if they just put their money in spy than investing by themselves. | I do, now. I realized I don't have the time for it and until I put in enough research to understand it better I'm just losing money compared to ETFs. | |
/r/wizdaddy | Oh it has its own subreddit | |
Tbh i’m having a hard time not selling these for a quick $2k profit today and buy on a dip, but who knows when the next dip will be | You jinxed it | |
Got PayPal? | Actually no, but you did just remind me that my buddy owes me like $1700 \-\- more money to lose!!! | |
How so? | Generally, people on WSBs are bad at making accurate predictions for how the market will turn especially when they are very adamant and zealous they are correct. | |
I wish I had the balls to buy calls on nflx but I just own shares for now. Premiums are too expensive for my taste. | Shares are fine. Just make sure it’s 90+% of your holdings! | |
Low margins are expected up to the end of Q2 this year. They are at a point in time where they have spent most of the capex that is needed for the factory but haven't been able to realize profits yet because of other production bottlenecks (mainly vehicle assembly). Because of that their margins are much lower now than they will be once they are done spending and at a high level of constant production. | Tesla's EBITDA is negative. Even without interest, taxes, depreciation, or amortization they wouldn't be making money. | |
Santorini! I’m on a fancy vaycay | Ah looks nice | |
Wiz Daddy is ran on that old Cray super computer. Someone bought it for $15 at a yard sale and put an algorithm from the future on it. Algorithms are computer versions of Stephen Hawking. Kinda like how Vision from Marvel Cinematic Universe had a bunch of different characters installed into him. Only Wiz Daddy has Shkreli installed. This way you can tap into his knawledge. It never fails! | Wow, it’s too bad everyone doesn’t know about this. It’s practically like stealing money! I need to buy some daddy stonks! | |
Lol this stock makes no sense. | This is WSB, none of our favorites make sense and that is why they are our favorites. | |
Nooooo | But I'll buy some puts at EOD today, weeklies, fds, and we can hang in there together | |
What is happening at 2? | Oh no | |
Hey with that 1k he could pay my rent, and oh wait shit how did we get to 0k | With his 0k he can go on welfare and pay off his -1k margin call with his food stamps | |
i make $270k you fucking peasant! | You make almost ten times as me. Feels bad man | |
Tell him to come back, we have gaurenteed tendies | 'Hey WSB, 5k upvotes and I let WhizDaddy decide where I dump my $1.3M bankroll' | |
I told you it'd be a good idea to hold. | Thank you BB. I can feel the tendies flow into my account | |
Maybe if people at Tesla had any idea how to evaluate their futures they wouldn't miss every single production goal they set out to accomplish. | Well there is something to be said for setting relatively unattainable goals, especially with a passionate workforce. It can be a fantastic motivator | |
Under a muun rock | I’ll let you know when I buy so you’ll know when momentum is killed | |
Damnit I’m jealous | I was mistaken. Ambrosia is tomorrow. We are sitting in Naoussa right now and my family loves it. Thank you for the recommendation. | |
Let us pray | Boom, money | |
it's not about what % profit you have, it's about what you believe the price of the underlying stock should be. When it hits your predetermined price (or gets close), you sell. | Yea that’s cool and all but what about us who are just over hear gambling. You thunk We actually fucking know if AMD is worth $13 a share or $18 a share? | |
panic throttle is pretty much a bad thing no matter what kind of vehicle you're driving. | For sure, but some are more temperamental and will buck you off, rip your balls of, and leave you behind before you can say 'oh' | |
FSLR is interesting. Although China cutting incentives is pretty brutal given they install about 30-40% of the market. | Tell me about it. I thought market was over reacting. But then it just kept going lower. I’m still in there I’m about to do my 5th double down | |
So this was my idea at first actually, I think I can still put it all on MU and ride this fucker up?? | I hope you gave that a second thought | |
My grandpa used to tell this joke all the time lol. | Fuck your grandpa. | |
The next screen after you hit review locks in the price of the spread at whatever price you pick. | I manually opened up a credit put spread on BAC last week, was able to really easily input my limit for closing it. This is a good function that has been added. | |
My calls are 6/22 so I’m thinking that’s just about right | My puts are 6/22 so one of us is going to make money. It's a /r/wsb paradox. | |
No you both | User name doesn’t check out | |
? Opec is the opposite of a free market | Stfu. We’re just tryin to make Trump look bad. | |
If its all highway and you live far enough out that most of your commute isnt traffic its not too bad. | exactly, you just go 90mph on the highway to make up for that 2 mile stretch of neighborhoods you gotta deal with. it balances out | |
Double plus not good | Haha good reference | |
I lose 50% immediately sometimes, it makes me feel alive. | And then promptly want to end it all. | |
Amex probably doesn’t know if their customer has autism though. | Confirmed: Amex loans autists - short AXP | |
welcome to the team | Can you make it go up again, please? | |
That shit cray. I woke up at 7 today, its only 9 im at 21%. Maybe it's time to get rid of the old Galaxy 6. | I have a galaxy S7. I'm normally at 50% before I hit my office at 8am. | |
Im up 49.75% from my all time low in 2016. All trading and shorting stock. 37k straight. 37/42 trades green. Stacking small gains each week and months adds up. Dont ever yolo. Make calculated moves. | Dividends reinvested s&p 500 is up 48.12% since start of 2016, (and not from your “all time low” which is a stupid way to judge returns). You are also on margin, much more exposed to risk than the s&p and you have barely anything to show for it. Let people trade what they are willing to lose however they want to, this sub is specifically for those things. | |
Wizdaddy is perfect, 20% of the time he is always right. | wizdaddy is right 100% of the time. The losses are only if you sell. Or if you're full-blown autist, wizdaddy gives you da realest shit. | |
Someone could photoshop some completely off the wall ranting and put his Twitter pic on it and I wouldn't question that it came out of his mouth. | But It didn’t come from his mouth it came from his fingers | |
It’s been coming all over for the past week | Cuming* | |
Long term Visa is very promising and probably the holding I worry the least about in my portfolio. They have something like 33% of the card market share if I'm not mistaken and only stand to benefit from the gradual shift from cash to credit among consumers. However, as I'm holding short term exposure via my 7/20 calls theres other factors to be considered I think. Looking at the technicals for example, V's RSI appears to be approaching overbought levels. | Market share is over 60% excluding China. | |
Share it with me. | I'll take the table s(craps) | |
Fuckin doubtful, you are probably da Vinci's long lost progeny writing a book every 3 months and laid up in bed with 2 fat ass beauties most of the time. | Lol :) I think you might have confused me with yourself. | |
We basically do. US buys oil with dollars. Saudis buy bombs from US with those dollars. | Just take the dollars out. Maybe we can get discounted | |
Trying to get someone else to do all the hard work huh? | I’m too busy finding reasons to lose money shorting AMD and TWTR right now | |
Oh no don't cash out my $43 | Lol. But honestly if I did this, my site would become a huge target for hackers to steal all the data. Especially given how crappily it's made. I'm exploring possibilities though | |
>when the TVIX bags are getting too heavy | Is it a good time to get in on TVIX? | |
but her emails | Classified emails | |
Small gains better than none. | Facts | |
I pray we have a bloody week ahead. I need to buy on discount | im sitting on some cash... took some profits.. doesnt seem like a good time to buy | |
>Aren't these the most beautiful oil pumps? I put them in using American steel. The best and most beautiful. | > These pumps are going to look beautiful, and believe me, I've seen some beautiful pumps. The best pumps. | |
That literally happened when it jumped up to $62 last week, so I FOMOd back in and lost double what I had been gaining. | I think this was friday. I followed the trend sold at peak and the stupid stock kept going higher and higher. can never win | |
I didn't say he was pretending I said he impulsively puts whatever uninformed thought pops into his head to paper. | [Phineas Gage](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phineas_Gage), then? | |
What happens fox agrees the buyout $35/share? Your $50 2020 will be 100% gain? | Was kidding, I doubt anyone would buy them... But in theory, yes, unless the bidding war gets out of hand | |
Are they 40s? Should’ve bought mine back today for pennies... | 30s 6/15 | |
You make almost ten times as me. Feels bad man | i'm also lying if that makes you feel any better. | |
The year's not over | This guy mad more on a percentage basis than some people do yoy in a lifetime. |
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